Title Says It All!!!
Mine:
Im going to fuck you in your asshole so hard, your going to bleed into my penis.
tittie nipples
Once my penis turned inside-out and then my shit came out of it and then I ate it in a cup along with someone else's vomit.
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;22714117]tittie nipples[/QUOTE]
didn't even try man
Oh god theres mud and dirt everywhere good lord the whole room is covered in feces and grime, its like a sewer puked all over the floor!
Im going to blow you like a rented mule
I'm going to anal rape you
I either gathered enough courage, or knocked off enough sense-to open the door a bit. When I did it, I had no idea that she didn't notice, she was just staring off into space. By then I really thought I shouldn't do it. I then thought, "Hey, she went in while I was too...", and I fully opened the door and immediately closed it. She screamed at top of her lungs, which in the small bathroom was so loud, I couldn't take it. My hands automatically covered her mouth and silenced her-I just couldn't take the noise. And at that moment, I couldn't believe what just happened. I couldn't believe what I did. I stared at her like an idiot, her eyes wide open. When I took my hands off, her mouth was wide open. We both stared at each other, insanely shocked.
My mind was swimming, I felt like I was in a trance. I hadn't realized that my feet were slowly tilting, while I was slowly tilting closer to her, until I fell. Onto her legs. I had no idea why she didn't push me off, but I looked up and realized that her eyes and mouth were no longer wide open, and she actually had a huge grin on her face. I immediately got up, completely baffled. I stuttered, while trying to say, "Why were you watching me in the bathroom?". I ran what I had just said over in my head, and I thought I sounded like a complete retard. I again felt crazy, as I realized what situation I was actually in.
I was actually standing by my teacher on the toilet, with her pants down, her legs clenched together. As I was going over the insane situation in my head, my teacher stood up, looking happy but annoyed. I tried to leave the bathroom, but she immediately grabbed my arm, I thought it must have been some kind of crazy automatic spasm, but she pulled me back, and I knew it wasn't. I saw her standing, with a now smaller grin on her face. And for some reason-on that moment, I suddenly saw her, not as my teacher, but as a woman with her pants down. I have no idea what came over me, I just got closer to her, and felt her waist. As I did that, she pulled her shirt up to her waist, my hands still on it. I looked up at my teacher again, and she had a bigger grin than ever. I felt my hands go higher on her waist, and she pulled her shirt up higher. My chest leaned in closer to her, and she then took her whole shirt off. I stared incredibly dumbfounded at her boobs, and they looked massive. Then, I started to feel control over my body, but still, wouldn't take my hands off of her.
I grabbed her boobs, and she took her bra off. It was the most amazing, beautiful thing I had ever seen. She grabbed my head, and shoved it in them, but I didn't move away. In fact, I put my head deeper into them. I then realized she was taking off my pants. I didn't do anything. I didn't care. I loved what I saw so much, I did nothing. She saw my boner, and grabbed it, while she took my shirt off. She started stroking my penis through my underwear, and I pushed her into the wall. She ducked down, and took my underwear off. I was intrigued then. I grabbed her, and started embracing her entire body.
She then lay on the floor, completely naked, and I slowly placed my own naked body on top of her. My penis was on her hot body, and I just couldn't take it anymore. I rubbed my penis on her body, and slowly went upward, and put it between her boobs. But in a second, I stopped. I went even farther upward, and when it was up to her mouth, I sat her up and put her against the wall, and put her penis into my mouth. I forced it in, without any hesitation, and it was the most wonderful thing I had ever felt. She did it for what it seemed like 4 more minutes, and I cummed into her mouth. She finally said something,
"Don't tell anyone this ever happened.", and that was it. She put on her clothes, and left the bathroom, smiling back at me. I proceeded to put my clothes on, and left the bathroom as well. I had just remembered that it was the end of the day, my dad would have picked me up 15 minutes ago!
I ran in the direction of the exit, but before I got there, I ran into my dad in school, who said, "I've been looking everywhere for you! Where the hell were you?!" I didn't say anything, as I had just realized everything that just happened. I stood there motionless, and just stared into space, reliving everything that just happened. He said, "Are you okay? Why do you have a boner?", and when I heard my dad say, "boner", I came back to reality. I honestly told him that I was masturbating, and he said, open eyed, "Oh, uh, that's okay. It's completely natural.". We then went home to my usual day at home of family orgies, including the pets.
Copy-pasta.
ik ga je natte poesje lebberen.
:v:
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;22714502]I either gathered enough courage, or knocked off enough sense-to open the door a bit. .....[/QUOTE]
Best. Thread. Ever.
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(except maybe Dan was Boobies)
Turkeycunt.
"The Dirtiest Thing You Can Say"
do I win? :D
[editline]06:55PM[/editline]
*braces for boxes*
I want to poop back and forth.
I'm going to sodomize your children, then your gramdmother, and then I'm going to kill them and put them in sexual positions after I've dismembered them, and then I'm going to tie you up and force you to watch them rot.
[editline]08:30PM[/editline]
oh wait I wasn't supposed to try
[editline]08:31PM[/editline]
dick titties
Penis
Boobies.
Most said thing in this thread, what.
Anyways.
flips,shits n' dicks?
Courtney Love.
ass sex.
Consensual sex in the missionary position.
You fucking spawn kill me one more time ill take your gun shove it up your ass and empty a clip into you,taken from MW2 game chat.
White horse fell in the mud.
penis
Holy mother fucking sshit. My penis fell off.
And you guys suck at this :P
Nigger.
I'm gonna ass rape you with a pitchfork then take pictures and put them out on a kiosk. Then rape your dead ass again and again till the body starts decomposing and I get ass on my dick, then shove that down the throat of a teenage girl I kidnap and watch her puke and cry all over the place.
Dirty enough?
shitting dick nipples
[QUOTE=KevinsLunchbox;22719450]I'm gonna ass rape you with a pitchfork then take pictures and put them out on a kiosk. Then rape your dead ass again and again till the body starts decomposing and I get ass on my dick, then shove that down the throat of a teenage girl I kidnap and watch her puke and cry all over the place.
Dirty enough?[/QUOTE]
Im going to cum into a pizza and deliver it to you. Then your going to eat the pizza and cum into another pizza which I will eat abnd while I do that i will cum all over your butt hole.
This smells quite repulsive.
I use blood as lubricant.
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