What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
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When I was about 10 years old, I dropped a giant and horrifying poo on the carpet in my living room, my father laughed at me while my mom almost killed me.
Your mom.
I rarely do embarrasssing things though.
I Joined facepunch.
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When I was, like, 6, I was talking on the phone with a friend, and since I was used to talking only to family, I ended with "I love you."
:sigh: I have a boring life. :crying:
Puking on my teacher in kindergarten. :vomit: :eng101:
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I said hi to someone I didn't know, they where just staring at me ... :v:
I got wrecked had to be dragged across a field hit fuck loads of people in the face, my pants came down, didn't give a fuck, puked all over my bathroom, ran a bath and fell in it, woke up covered in blood, sick, and mud.
That was an awesome friday.
Today on the bus, I was saying goodbye to friends and for some reason found myself saying 'bye bye' in a pretty stupid voice to the driver, he gave me a weird look.
'Oh, erm. I mean cheers'
I called a kid gay in the playground in primary school, and the teacher made me stand in front of everyone and repeat it
[QUOTE=lolojoe]I called a kid gay in the playground in primary school, and the teacher made me stand in front of everyone and repeat it[/QUOTE]
lol I hope you said: "I said he is gay. And you are too!"
I when, He's gay and he's gay and he's gay, pointing them all out infront of everyone :v:
throwing up at a pizzeria, but the pizza actually sucked ass
Eh have a few.
In New York I cornered an NYPD officer to get my picture taken with him (typical tourist thing eh?) and I pointed at his black colleague who was a National Guradsman and said "Is [b]that[/b] National Guard?". I didn't put emphasis on the word "that" but it came out wrong anyway...
Also while I was drunk and at a party I opened a door expecting it to one of mates, went "oh hellewww" in a posh sounding voice, and it was my friend's dad. He laughed luckily.
Another one involving a mate's dad, he was carrying a tray of food and I danced my way into him and knocked sausage rolls all over the floor :(
going to the check-out at the store and realize that you don't have enough money on hand hand to buy something.
I started swearing in a low voice when I failed getting the paper into the garbage (it flew away). An old lady was looking at me when I said: "Did you ever see this before?"
Fuck I felt like killing myself.
[QUOTE=Senor Taco]going to the check-out at the store and realize that you don't have enough money on hand hand to buy something.[/QUOTE]
Boring life!
I was facing away from my friend and his gf while talking
like a minute later I look back and they're making out lol
My friend yells "you ruined the moment!" and started laughing
I wanted to disappear from the face of the earth
[QUOTE=matthardy]I started swearing in a low voice when I failed getting the paper into the garbage (it flew away). An old lady was looking at me when I said: "Did you ever see this before?"
Fuck I felt like killing myself.[/QUOTE]:confused:
Not embarrassing for me, but at a band practice, my gutiarist's sister was being a fucking bitch, so I did a srip tease. She ran out faster than anything. Not embarrassing for me, but for everyone else it was.
Uhm..
When my brother found my JB on my desktop and took a screenshot of it,sent it to a friend of his, and told me about it. Oh snap!
Or when this girl asked me if i wanted a relationship with her..That was awkward.
Probably when I first asked out a girl, and she was like 'errr, no.'
I was 14.
It was done over MSN.
*facepalm*
I've done a few embarrassing things.
i was out late partaing, so i sent my parents an Sms telling them i was going get home later and that i was just going to have some fun.
What i meant to write was "Jag kommer hem senare, Ska bara ha lite kul först" wich means "I'll come home later, just going to have some fun first" but i wrote "jag kommer hem senare, Ska bara ha lite Kuk först" wich roughly translates to "I'll come home later, just going to get some cock". i spent 30 min trying to talk my upset parents that i was drunk and that i've just typed wrong, Later that night i had a wild dance on a table naked, don't remember it tho :v:
Right now, I just wet myself. Seriously.
Got drunk and gave a drunken speech.
Don't remember a second of it but I was told that's what I did.
[QUOTE=God of Ashes]Got drunk and gave a drunken speech.
Don't remember a second of it but I was told that's what I did.[/QUOTE]
What did it sound like? Any quotes?
At a party, I got completely wasted/baked and had a hour long conversation with who I thought was my girlfriend and apparently I said some "lewd" things... Turns out this was the hosts mom... :v:
Also, I walked in on one of my mates getting blown behind the local mall... I spent days trying to remove the image from my mind... FUCK! IT'S BACK!!!
I got diarea at school for half an hour and every one came in the washroom asking you ok
Peed my pants in kindergarten on the school bus seconds before getting to my house.
I couldn't hold it in.
I fell off a building.
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And a cliff.
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And another cliff.
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And a cliff while on a bicycle.
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