i need some road rage stories so please post yours.
I remember when my uncle rammed his van into other guys car because he gave him the bird.
classy
I rammed my donger into a car when the owner game me a worm.
I was younger at the time, and not yet fully used to driving, the intersection was very confusing and the road was under construction. I decided to take a right turn on red, as I looked at the oncoming traffic direction, I didn't see any cars, so naturally I went along.. little to my knowledge an SUV was speeding directly through the intersection. Now you must understand that the Jeep I drive has shitty old tarp "windows" that are yellowed and difficult to see out of(parallel parking and backing up is a nightmare). So I pulled out in front of him(had no idea he was there), forcing him to slow down rather than blast through the road like a mad man. he then quickly sped up beside me and him, his wife and two kids were yelling like over-joyed(not really, just fuck'in nuts) dogs with their heads out the window, so naturally I broke out into laughter, he didn't take too kindly to my expressions of laughter and cut right in front of me and slamming the brakes forcing me to stop. The angry bald man with is 'cool' Oakley sunglasses, got out and started yelling at my window. "Okay....? are you done..??" I thought to my self.. the rest of the drivers who had now caught up started honking impatiently to get the message across: "dude, we don't give a shit, move along.." he then hopped back in his SUV in a tirade, filled with his family and sped off... It took me a little bit to comprehend what just happened. but at the end of the day, I made a mistake, and I learned that people can really be that crazy..
One time I was in the car with my dad and this van did something stupid so my dad honked at him and sped up past him. The guy then proceeded to floor it, catch up with us to our side and wave a machete at us.
I started laughing my ass off and so did my dad, which only proceeded to piss him off more. He then braked hard, went to the right and came over to my side, which made me laugh even more at him. He had to get off at the next exit but damn if hispanics aren't crazy.
[QUOTE=Nookyava;47839651]One time I was in the car with my dad and this van did something stupid so my dad honked at him and sped up past him. The guy then proceeded to floor it, catch up with us to our side and wave a machete at us.
I started laughing my ass off and so did my dad, which only proceeded to piss him off more. He then braked hard, went to the right and came over to my side, which made me laugh even more at him. He had to get off at the next exit but [b]damn if hispanics aren't crazy.[/b][/QUOTE]
Uhm, this post was really funny, but what's with the casual racism at the end?
Not sure if this can be called road rage, but I was driving between our town and a neighboring town (20~ mile drive) with my dad and this car full of highschool shitwads decided to tailgate us. Naturally my dad gives them the finger through the rear window. They decide that they're gonna pass us and slow down to 30mph, expecting us to pass so that we'd get a ticket or something for speeding.
Instead, as we weren't in a rush, we decided to stay behind them, while my dad was bitching for me to pass them already. After 10 min or so, my dad gets the great idea of grabbing his phone, pretending to call the cops, and pointing at their car. I've never seen anyone take off in such a rush like that, and I stayed with them to make it even more authentic.
Last i saw of them was them turning down the first country road they saw at 80mph, hoping to lose us. Never felt more satisfied in my life.
[QUOTE=matt000024;47842895]Uhm, this post was really funny, but what's with the casual racism at the end?[/QUOTE]
It's just based on my experiences. I'm not really going to go into detail since there's a lot of instances but South Florida is just a crazy place to live. I apologize if my post offended/offends anyone.
Had a guy cut me off on my motorcycle so harshly that it just about sent me into oncoming traffic at 60mph. Pulled up next to him at a red light and saw his window was rolled down, so i asked what his deal was. He told me to go to hell and that he would have been laughing if i did collide with someone as he began to speed off, so in that moment of anger, i pulled my helmet down a tad bit and hucked a loogie towards his general area. I think it landed in his coffee cup.
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