You just broke into your neighbor's house. Shit in the funniest place possible.
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On top of the fan blades, so that next time they turn it on, shit flies everywhere.
Forgot to mention in the title that they aren't home.
In the toilet.
In the Dog Food Bowl.
Cereal box
In the fridge :v:
In the bed.
That depends, are the neighbors home or not?
On the wife's sleeping face. That'll teach the bitch to run off with your neighbor.
Into the childrens underwear drawer.
Or into every single one of the books.
-snip-
In their cereal or kettle
on his alarm clock
he when he presses snooze he gets shit all over his fingers
I freeze it beforehand, and then leave it in the back of the fridge where they can't see it in a cup or bowl
In there back yard so when the kids go out and play they will step in it Muhahahahaha!
litter box so they can say 'THAT CAME OUT OF MY CAT?'
Into their toilet bowl. Hehehe, they'll be traumatised for weeks, i'm sure...
The butter
[sp]kudos if you get it[/sp]
Just realised this was the second idea posted, but I won't snip this because I'm a rebel.
[editline]4th February 2011[/editline]
Fuck that automerge-breaking
[QUOTE=little.sparrow;27858438]The butter
[sp]kudos if you get it[/sp][/QUOTE]
find butter tub
remove butter
poop at bottom
put butter back
laugh until they find out its poop at bottom
if you want to do this to someone and not be nasty, dark dried cookie dough works great
The toilet, shit in the toilet then leave, that way when they get back they know it wasn't them that shit in the toilet and they freak out "oh god who shat in my toilet someone must have broken in but nothing's different besides shit in the toilet"
[QUOTE=gerbile5;27858508]find butter tub
remove butter
poop at bottom
put butter back
laugh until they find out its poop at bottom
if you want to do this to someone and not be nasty, dark dried cookie dough works great[/QUOTE]
Don't forget about E-Coli!
[QUOTE=coco911231;27858567]Don't forget about E-Coli![/QUOTE]
um dont put the egg in and ur fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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on the coats
All over their dishes.
In the back of the toilet, so when they flush the water turns into shit and they move because they think the house is haunted and the toilet is possessed by demons.
Front Door.
[b]Everywhere.[/b]
On top of a ceiling fan. They smell something and think "We should get some air circulating", followed by some [I]chocolate rain[/I].
In the dryer.
[editline]3:15AM[/editline]
Seriously? No one got the reference?
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