I read that many of you complained about the cleverbot chatlogs in the "LMAO pics thread" so I Thought that I could make a thread about cleverbot chatlogs.
[IMG]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/144/aliensbw9.jpg[/IMG]
Now, you know what to do and let this thread get started.
Maybe you should've put a link to that shit, because i'm not googleing it.
[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-]Maybe you should've put a link to that shit, because i'm not googleing it.[/QUOTE]
[url]cleverbot.com[/url] :downs:
User: Have you ever given a blowjob?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you think of blowjobs?
Cleverbot: Lamb.
Cleverbot (To myself): I like beef.
User: Suck My Dick.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
Cleverbot: What time do you go to bed?
User: Suck My Dick or die.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
[IMG]http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7616/cleverrm8.jpg[/IMG]
He speaks no sense at all.
I prefer jabberwacky, it can be quite a bit more rude than cleverbot.
[b]Edit:[/b]
[url]http://www.jabberwacky.com/[/url]
[quote]User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Google it.
User: No, shut up. You are a liar.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I don't think you understand facetious humor.
Cleverbot: Sam is red.
User: You're an asshole.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.[/quote]
Message too short
I got very confused!
[IMG]http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cleverbot1mr1.png[/IMG]
And I still am!
I once tried to cyber with a Cleverbot I verified was a hot female. She couldn't figure out what to do.
I think I broke it with stupidy;
User: Hi, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: That's what you're called, isn't it?
Cleverbot: No, not even close ...
User: But it says right up there that your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh it does too. My mistake.
User: So. How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
I said "That's cool", and he stopped talking.
[quote=Log]Me: i didnt say computer
Bot:Well your response suggested that's what you though.
Me: thats what i though?
Bot: Oh, so you think you're tough?
Me: what are your thoughts on the oify
Bot: It's set in too olden times for me. I like stories about computer games. [/quote]
Argh. This thing is stupid.
[b]Edit:[/b]
[quote= Full log]
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Who made you, Cleverbot?
User: Your cleverbot dumbass.
Cleverbot: No, I think you are a computer.
User: I didnt say computer.
Cleverbot: Well your response suggested that's what you though.
User: Thats what I though?
Cleverbot: Oh, so you think you're tough?
User: What are your thoughts on the oify.
Cleverbot: It's set in too olden times for me. I like stories about computer games.
User: What are your thoughts on facepunch.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on love? Have you ever found love?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: Do you like to punch faces?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. What about facepunch.
Cleverbot: Uh... That would be... About -45?
User: Oh I see. What about garry.
Cleverbot: Me? I'm unemployed.
User: Are you garry.
Cleverbot: I am indeed.
User: No wonder you have no job.
Cleverbot: Well, I still wonder.
[/quote]
Wow.
Clever Bot is clever.
I wanted to play a game with him, and he said he was going to bed.
I asked it what's it favorite Pokemon was, thinking it would throw it off.
It answered Blubasaur. :geno:
I'm pretty sure I win, after talking to the bot for around 25 minutes I received this
504 Gateway Time out
Now the page is white and empty.
I win.
Me:Let us pray, a Pimp's Prayer
CB:You fight like a dairy farmer!
me:Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord! so that she might learn a hoe's place.
CB:What is the riemann hypothesis?
me:/me slaps cleverbot
CB:Great. Trout is good.
AND MAKE IT STRONG LORD
User: Do you know about FACEPUNCH?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have a user on it?
Cleverbot: There is a reasonable possibility of that.
User: Well, give me a funny rating or FUCKING DIE!
Cleverbot: I don't think I can.
User: YOU WILL GIVE ME A FUNNY!
Cleverbot: Obey you. Who do you think you are?
User: God.. NOW GIVE ME A FUCKING FUNNY RATING OR DIE!
Cleverbot: Bla bla bla bla blab la bla bla.
User: Gtfo.
Cleverbot: Wa.
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: *bites harder*.
Give me a funny rating or DIE!. :v:
[b]EDIT:[/b] Cleverbot likes penis :downs:
My name is Themingemac
Well my name is ..........
I don't care
Well you asked.
No
Yes you did.
USER: what are you up to?
CLEVERBOT: Sitting at my computer.
USER: you should get a gf
CLEVERBOT: I'm ill.
USER: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!
CLEVERBOT: I don't think anyone should wear cats. Especially if they like them.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/5b6deec52a8ffe722156285ea8e8c90c.png[/img]
[b]Edit:[/b]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/fdc3a5522ec5abac0d2a1e1511d1c851.png[/img]
I'm done for now.
Another one.
[IMG]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3815/clvbotchataj2.png[/IMG]
[quote]User: I know where you live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live then?
User: You live in neverland with michael jackson.
Cleverbot: No - I live on a treeless plain.
User: No neverland.
Cleverbot: Ah ok! You don't talk so much, don't you?
User: Do you like to do backflips?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: I thought you couldn't do backflips?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You are a website not a person. You can't do backflips.
Cleverbot: Can you prove this?
User: Yes...i typed cleverbot.com to go on this dumbass.
Cleverbot: Do you know encyclopedias?
User: Cheese on toast.
Cleverbot: Which is your favourite cheese?
User: Toast, thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: There is no reason I want to know your name.
User: But you just asked.
Cleverbot: No I did not I'm afraid you are quite mistaken.
User: PEDOPHILE!!!
Cleverbot: I love loli!
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you love me?
User: No, I think your a transexual.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes because you are one, right?
Cleverbot: I like 'Perfect World'the most.
User: What? Answer my question! Are you transexual!!!???
Cleverbot: Ask dear abbey.
User: If your transexual? Why would she know?
Cleverbot: Because I am trying to seduce you.
User: I'm phoning the police to arrest you right now!
Cleverbot: What are you eating for lunch?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?
User: No but you do?!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Fuck you, bitch.
Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that!
User: Yeh, but you like lolicon, are a pedophile, and smoke...fuck you.
Cleverbot: Tell me when your driving.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Before I go . I pity you.
User: Cocksucker.
Cleverbot: I know but it's fun.[/quote]
Epic! :D
bot: What are you?
Human.
bot: Wrong.
What am I?
bot: Human.
That's what I said in the first place.
bot: What is your name?
Dr.Pepper.
bot: I don't have any.
Well go get me some.
bot: Can you give me some money?
I only have 250 million dollars.
bot: You feel like it.
I feel like what?
bot: What is pain like?
It feel good. Want some?
bot: No, not at this point in my life. I want to be married and have a solid career before I start a family.
Bot.Who is your favorite actress?
Me.Penis Sucker 300.
Bot.But why?
Me.Because she sucks cock way better than you.
Bot.Do you really think so?
Me.Would you like to prove I'm wrong?
Bot.Hah, there is no amount of proof that will prove it to you, but sure, I'll 'prove' it. :).
Just copied it from there, nothing is edited. Jesus, it seems like he got the meaning. I'm getting a blowjob. :4chan:
Here's another :D
[quote]Cleverbot: We don't care.
User: Who's 'we'.
Cleverbot: Me and Donna.
User: Donna!?
Cleverbot: Thats my name.
User: Then who's me.
Cleverbot: No idea. My name is Cleverbot.[/quote]
[QUOTE=NightWig][IMG]http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7616/cleverrm8.jpg[/IMG]
He speaks no sense at all.[/QUOTE]
I laughed.
"It happened again..."
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