Your favorite FML's - General

That's right, post your favorite FML's. They don't have to be your own. Not my own [quote]I was doing the nasty with my boyfriend a couple days ago when he suddenly said "stop", then farted, then said "hammer time" and continued pounding.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Tokii;18656434]That's right, post your favorite FML's. They don't have to be your own. Not my own[/QUOTE] How is that supposed to be an FML? That's fucking funny.

[QUOTE=tomoom165;18657236]How is that supposed to be an FML? That's fucking funny.[/QUOTE] FML is a website, here is a link: [url]http://www.fmylife.com/[/url]

I like MLIA more than FML.

Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML [editline]11:37PM[/editline] Today, I babysat 3 year old twins. They have a huge dry erase board hanging inbetween their beds. After they fell asleep I drew a very detailed and large drawing of a penis. When I went to erase it I realized it was in Sharpie. FML

[url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/[/url] this is my fave

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML [editline]11:40PM[/editline] Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT [editline]11:40PM[/editline] Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

My favorite is the one where the guy found out his wife was cheating on him

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Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML

I love that site.

Holy mother of Batman, why would anyone bump this? [editline]06:59PM[/editline] Fuck :bang:

[QUOTE=Tokii;18925797]Holy mother of Batman, why would anyone bump this? [editline]06:59PM[/editline] Fuck :bang:[/QUOTE] I'm pro at bumping, Robin.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfYMKcmomGg[/media] It's not an "FML". But it is FML.

This site got fucking awful after the first two months. Now it's just little 14 year old girls complaining about stupid shit.

"bought my girlfriend tickets to an aerosmith concert, still no action.FML"

[QUOTE=Superkusokao;18923393]I like MLIA more than FML.[/QUOTE] MLIA pisses me off now, 75% of MLIA's are Harry Potter themed, and all seem made up

Today I crachet car and pumpet high heel it sexy. FML.

MLIA is much better, FML scenarios are either hilarious and awesome or made up.