• I ate McDonalds in my sleep. What wierd stuff have you done in your sleep?
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Last night I had a dream and in part of it I was eating a hamburger. It was weird because it was one of the few rare times where food in my dreams actually had a taste. The dream ended and I woke up a little bit later because of stupid construction noise outside my apartment. Still tired as fuck, I went to grab my phone to check the time only to notice that I had a McDonald's hamburger box next to my phone. "Oh, I forgot" I muttered to myself as I remembered that I forgot to put it in the fridge after I got home (was supposed to be my breakfast this morning since I'm flat broke and it's all I can afford). Something was unusual though. Because I clearly remembered that I just left it in the bag next to my bed... never did I put it on the nightstand and never would I leave the hamburger box open. I went and examined the contents in the box only to discover it was about halfway eaten. "Wow what the fuck." I said out loud as the only conclusion to this oddity is that I must have actually eaten this sandwich in my sleep, causing me to have a delicious dream about it. Still slightly confused, I decided to finish off the burger, which was still good after spending a few hours sitting completely exposed. And no, I was not on the influence of anything before I went to sleep. So what weird shit has Facepunch managed to do while asleep? I'm not too convinced this should go into Fast Threads because of the user-base that posts in there. I mean seriously...most of the posts and threads are about having sex with another person's avatar or something stupid.
Gone toilet. Posted in fast threads.
Started playing uno rush on my xbox.
Piss my bed
[QUOTE=Master117;28070070]Last night I had a dream and in part of it I was eating a hamburger. It was weird because it was one of the few rare times where food in my dreams actually had a taste. The dream ended and I woke up a little bit later because of stupid construction noise outside my apartment. Still tired as fuck, I went to grab my phone to check the time only to notice that I had a McDonald's hamburger box next to my phone. "Oh, I forgot" I muttered to myself as I remembered that I forgot to put it in the fridge after I got home (was supposed to be my breakfast this morning since I'm flat broke and it's all I can afford). Something was unusual though. Because I clearly remembered that I just left it in the bag next to my bed... never did I put it on the nightstand and never would I leave the hamburger box open. I went and examined the contents in the box only to discover it was about halfway eaten. "Wow what the fuck." I said out loud as the only conclusion to this oddity is that I must have actually eaten this sandwich in my sleep, causing me to have a delicious dream about it. Still slightly confused, I decided to finish off the burger, which was still good after spending a few hours sitting completely exposed. And no, I was not on the influence of anything before I went to sleep. So what weird shit has Facepunch managed to do while asleep?[/QUOTE] Wait, McDonalds with a taste? It must have been a dream! Sorry.
I apparently sleeptalk. Once I fell asleep during a long round of supcom and apparently mumbled the entire time.
Eat carrots then walk up to my bed.
I've received a blowjob while I was passed out, dumb bitch thought I was somebody else.
Pissed, when I woke up my bed was wet:v: I peed in my bed since I was 12
Erection in bed. Twice.
Brought stuff from Walmart.
scream in fear from falling and laugh like a maniac once
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;28070245]Pissed, when I woke up my bed was wet:v: I peed in my bed since I was 12[/QUOTE] This, forgetting to pee before sleep then dreaming about it and doing it, feels warm on a cold night though! :v:
I think the worst I've done is ended up freezing cold because I knocked all the covers on the floor
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I slept walked to my bathroom, and did a pee. But not into the toilet, next to it.
Speak in german when I'm asleep. And when I was on holiday in Austria aged 12, a mate slept walk down to the hotel bar and apparently sat on the stool staring at the barman. Luckily his older brother was there and woke him up.
I watched a movie apparently. I fell asleep one weekend on the couch, television off and all. I wake up and I see the credits of the Dark Knight rolling. It wasn't the doing of anyone else because I was the only one home that weekend.
came
I walked outside and stood there for about 20 minutes in my boxers, then went back to bed.
I sleep-walked all the way down to our garage and turned on a pinball machine at our old house once.
Talking, hence the reason why I try to stay up as long as possible in company of others.
Not much. I'm generally too busy being asleep when I'm asleep
I think one of the most annoying things that has happen in my sleep was cumming, waking up, changing my underwear, go back to bed; repeat... this happened for about 3 or 4 times in one night... waste of good underwear...
A few years ago I woke up in my chair infront of the computer. I turned it on. It was weird. I didn't enter my password though.
I sleeptalk often.
I woke up once, and there was this strange stick like thing protruding from between my legs, after a few moments though it became floppy. I was soooooo creeped out.
"Watched" my ex boyfriend play No More Heroes 2, then shouted at him for ages about something he'd "done wrong". I apparently had my eyes closed for most of it, and I didn't remember any of it when I woke up in the morning. Also I once woke up in my bathtub. There wasn't any water in the bath, but the light was on and the sink tap was running. Oh, and I speak talk A LOT apparently. EDIT: Don't rate me optimistic for having a boyfriend, I'm a girl. [sp]though I do like other girls/have had a girlfriend, so eh[/sp]
Not much action in bed, except for that occascional kicking all the bedsheets on the floor and waking up cold.
[QUOTE=clc666;28070503]I walked outside and stood there for about 20 minutes in my boxers, then went back to bed.[/QUOTE] How do you know?
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