Gabe Newell fat jokes. - General

Gabe Newell is so fat that if he finds this thread he's going to gobble it up. :bees:

Gabe Newell is so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house. :dance:

Gabe Newell is so fat... [img]http://image.21tx.com/image/20061206/13941.jpg[/img] ...Even his fat is fat. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Rizzo" - Rusty100))[/highlight] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Rizzo" - Rusty100))[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Rizzo" - Rusty100))[/highlight]

Gabe Newell is so fat... that when he dropped out of Harvard he caused a 9.2 earthquake on the Richter Scale

Gabe Newell is so fat, he is likely to require surgery for a future heart condition, brought on by his weight and lack of exercise and nutrition.

When Gabe goes out, to get his mail It measures on, the Richter Scale Yeaah, Weird Al lyrics!

Gabe Newell looks like a fuckin' fat Robin Williams.

Everytime someone makes a fat joke about Gabe, he pushes the release date of the current game he is working on forward 1 week

Gabe is so fat, that all he can do is reply to emails.

[QUOTE=Jacklus]Everytime someone makes a fat joke about Gabe, he pushes the release date of the current game he is working on forward 1 week[/QUOTE] This is true

Gabe Newll so fat that he is the heavy

Gabe Newell is so fat he accidently a coke bottle

[QUOTE=shib]Gabe Newell is so fat he accidently a coke bottle[/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=SolidMoos]What?[/QUOTE] accidently a coke bottle

[QUOTE=SolidMoos]What?[/QUOTE] a coke bottle

He accidently.

a coke bottle

The TF2 Heavy is a character based off Gabe.

Gabe Newell is so skinny and he has a life.

hoyl fuck

gabe newell is so fucking fat!!! HA HA HA

We must not insult Gabe, he made all the awesome games that we play!

[QUOTE=Gaskl]We must not insult Gabe, he made all the awesome games that we play![/QUOTE] HE made? He just replies to emails.

I won't do it. :(

gabe so fat when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up gabe so fat he has been declared a natural habitat for Condors gabe so fat he goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" gabe so fat he had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Just because you're asian

but seriously folks, great guy i'm sure. :)

[QUOTE=Rusty100]but seriously folks, great guy i'm sure. :)[/QUOTE] Gabe is a great guy, but he is so fat that he probably has his own area code

Gabe's so fat. That's not a joke.

Gabe's so fat eh? Eats fat food and doesn't afraid of anything