• Are you a Folder, or a Crumpler?
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Basically, Do you fold your toiletpaper when you take a shit? Or do you just crumple it up into a ball? I fold. I cannot believe some people out there just shove a toiletpaper ball up their asscrack to wipe.
bit of a fold bit of a crumple tbh
I wash my ass with water, as nature intended
Nice question. eh......um...... *sigh*
I've folded since I was 6.
Fold it. [editline]19th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=zackh;25518036]Nice question. eh......um...... *sigh*[/QUOTE] Are you 12?
[QUOTE=Tea;25517932]bit of a fold bit of a crumple tbh[/QUOTE] I don't want to say This but I'll say it. This.
It's too much work to fold it all up, and when I try to wipe my ass with it, it ends up unfolding mid-wipe. Much easier to just crumple it up.
It depends, sometimes I get swamp butt after a good logging which requires the crumpling of the tissue for a heavy duty task, to protect the fingers during wiping, and to to make it more convenient for getting in the hard to reach spots. Usually the shit slices cleanly and a small square or two is all that is necessary.
@above post i would have rated you informative, but that just went overboard.
I wrap 4 sheets around my fingers and wipe. Sounds weird, but it's the least messy IMO.
crumple all the way. folding is too risky. [editline]20th October 2010[/editline] probably explains why i get through so much loo roll...
Sometimes I crumple, sometimes I fold. Depends.
Sometimes I crumple, sometimes I fold. Depends.
I fold it, then dig with my point finger up in my anus.
i am very cost efficient so i fold three sheets together
Wow. This is surpising. I didn't think so very many people crumpled. I only know folders, being one myself. As chekko said, I fold it, then dig with my index finger up my ass. I can see how people think crumpling is easier, I guess its easier for Shit n' run. However, I prefer to take my time, going to the toilet and taking a shit is like a ritual for me. I tend to fold 3 or 4 squares, depending on the quality and thickness of the paper.
Crumpler.
I get a big 'ole wad and crumple it up into my ass
I've never heard of people who crumple up their toilet paper. I don't understand how it's possible to clean that area of your body with a wrinkled mess of toilet paper. You gotta clean it thoroughly with folded and neat toilet paper.
I crumple unless I'm specifically trying to conserve toilet paper.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;25524632]I've never heard of people who crumple up their toilet paper. I don't understand how it's possible to clean that area of your body with a wrinkled mess of toilet paper. You gotta clean it thoroughly with folded and neat toilet paper.[/QUOTE] I'd show you, but it'd be illegal and degrading
Crumple. I never thought that that could be why I use so much, everybody gets pretty pissed when I've used so much. But folding just isn't the same.
This is the same as my first thread <3. I hope they don't ban for it still :ohdear:
Crumple. If I fold I can feel my asshole through the paper and it's fucking weird.
I actually roll it up and shove it into my ass. Then the next time I poop I take it out and put in a new one.
[QUOTE=Toadkid7;25524902]I actually roll it up and shove it into my ass. Then the next time I poop I take it out and put in a new one.[/QUOTE] [img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs167.ash2/41502_1807726768_9679_n.jpg[/img] Good to know.
[QUOTE=Toadkid7;25524902]I actually roll it up and shove it into my ass. Then the next time I poop I take it out and put in a new one.[/QUOTE] manpon? shredder. btw
Origami is nice too
Folding seems so neat and girly. I crumple up the paper to assert my dominance, then shove that bitch up my crack and give it a wipe.
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