What is the worst yo mama joke you can think of? Or that has been said to you?
This one was said to me. I almost beat that kid up for being a fag.
'You mama is so stupid, she didn't know where the door was when it was in front of her!' :/
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't tell jokes of other peoples mama's.
Like every one. Those jokes stopped being funny in the 80s. Maybe even the 70s.
Yo mama's so fat, she got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Yo mama's so fat.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the TV you miss 3 seasons of Lost.
Yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that aint no moon. thats yo momma
yo momma so dumb, she thought a lightsaber was lo cal.
Yo momma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo momma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks yo mamma jokes are funny. Xeo xeo stole his from robot chicken :eng101:
Yo Mama is so stupid she climbed a transparent wall to see what's on the other side
yo moma so dumb she took a jigsaw puzzle back to a shop saying it was broken
[QUOTE]Yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that aint no moon. thats yo momma
yo momma so dumb, she thought a lightsaber was lo cal. [/QUOTE]
Luke won... the emperors was lame! =p (Robot chicken it cool)
[QUOTE=BugsyXoX;19550168]Yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that aint no moon. thats yo momma
yo momma so dumb, she thought a lightsaber was lo cal.[/QUOTE]
*cough cough* robot chicken *cough cough*
yo moma so dumb, she sits on the T.V and watches the couch.
A Yo mama joke.
your mamas so fat she's clinically obese
Yo mama made a yo mama joke
Yo mama is so, shit I forgot but you're a retard fuckass
Yo mamma's so fat her jeans are made by hummer.
Yo mamma's so ugly her ears stick out just to get away from her face.
Yo mamma's so....
I'm out.
Yo momma....Is...ugh,f-fat maybe?No,no...Mm,pregnant?
ah,fuck this
You are a retarded idiot and so is your mother.
yo momma is so dumb..
dat she dumb
I always thought that "You mama's so fat that you got AIDS" was the worst. Two stupid jokes in one.
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;19550523]your mamas so fat she's clinically obese[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;19551025]I always thought that "You mama's so fat that you got AIDS" was the worst. Two stupid jokes in one.[/QUOTE]
I don't even see the joke in this. It's just stupid.
Your mother wonderful lady, I'd love to take her out to dinner someday.
Your mum's so white I had to wear sunglasses last night.
Yo momma so fat if she was a planet she'd revolve round the fridge.
Your mum is so fat that when she fell in love, it broke.
i fisted your mum so hard she got a black eye
Your mum's ass is so fat when you look inside you see forever.
Your mum's so stupid she got locked in a bed store and slept on the floor.
I'd send your mother flowers at her workplace, and I'd forge your father's signature on them. I only want her to feel loved.
Your mother is so fat, she's exceeding the rate of universal expansion.
Yo mamma so fat and ugly, I fucked her...wait shit.
Yo mamma...............
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