Mine: Some kids wear superman pajamas, but superman wheres Chuck Norris Pajamas.
There are no tornadoes, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
Chuck Norris can taste lies.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris leaves the light on not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is inferior to Saxton Hale.
Before the boogey man goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris
chuck norris doesn't where a condom, because nothing can protect you from chuck norris
Chuck Norris isn't that cool anymore.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.
Chuck Norris got beat up by Bruce Lee.
[QUOTE=Aegis°;19872883]Chuck Norris got beat up by Bruce Lee.[/QUOTE]
I digress.
Saxton hale eats steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
wait, i thought this was saxton hale facts :saddowns:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
The bible used to be called "Chuck Norris and Friends".
Chuck Norris didn't lose his virginity, He hunted it down and destroyed it with prejudice
I hear Chuck Norris drop kicks anyone who makes a joke about him.
If Chuck Norris found out about this thread he would just delete the Internet.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;19873627]I hear Chuck Norris drop kicks anyone who makes a joke about him.[/QUOTE]
Lucky for us that these are facts.
The internet was created by Chuck Norris to store his vast porn stash.
Once, while having sex in a semi, one of Chuck Norris' sperm leaked into the engine. We now know this semi as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire color spectrum, except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris is indeed the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in tennis.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Once, while lying on his stomach, Chuck Norris got an erection and struck oil.
Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite, he bites the frost
[QUOTE=xpod1;19872565]Chuck Norris is inferior to Saxton Hale.[/QUOTE]
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to contribute:
Chuck Norris is a dumb meme
Chuck Norris is fucking stupid and Saxton Hale, Adam West and David Hasselhoff are infinitely more badass
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
[QUOTE=Savaril;19874012]Chuck Norris is fucking stupid and Saxton Hale, Adam West and David Hasselhoff are infinitely more badass[/QUOTE]
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Saxton Hale has the manliest country/continent outlined in his chest hair.
Chuck Norris is just a myth.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in disguise
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Chuck Norris can not fake falling over very well.
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