• Make a wish, THEN HORRIBLY CORRUPT IT v.2
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^Title For example ---------------- I wish for candy Granted, but you are in Soviet Russia. And in Soviet Russia, candy eats you! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All right then, [highlight]posting time![/highlight] I'll start. I wish to be incredibly awesome and have large muscle mass
Granted, BUT NOW YOU HAVE NO PENIS. I WISH FOR A GIANT COOKIE MADE OUT OF THE MOST EPIC CANDY THAT COSTS $500,000,000 PER GRAIN OF SUGAR.
Granted, but the candy tastes like shit, and nobody wants it. And it fills an entire building block, and weighs 10 tonnes. I wish for LAZORS!
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Still waiting. I wish for a indestructable, flyable roflcopter.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;18680571]Still waiting. I wish for a indestructable, flyable roflcopter.[/QUOTE] Granted, but then you go into the roflcopter and it crashed into a blue screen of death. I wish for a nuclear bomb to destroy the world and then rule the rest of mankind on the moon.
Granted, but the people make a rebellion and kill you :lol: I wish for the cookie monster
Granted, but then the cookie monster eats your hand off while you are eating said cookie. I wish garry would give me facepunch :v:
Granted, but Facepunch is ruled by trolls and flamers and even 4chan /b/tards I wish for x-ray vision, so I can see through womens underwear:smug::fh:
Granted, but you can see threw men's underwear as well. :smug: I wish for Megan Fox. [editline]03:50PM[/editline] :f5:
Granted, but she just got autopsy. SHE GOT A BADOOBER :downs: I wish for a pure, untainted and uncorrupted shiny, tasty apple.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;18681184]Granted, but she just got autopsy. SHE GOT A BADOOBER :downs: I wish for a pure, untainted and uncorrupted shiny, tasty apple.[/QUOTE] Granted, but it was the apple of eden and now god has taken your clothes from you. I wish that Ubisoft would just spoil the ending for Assassin's Creed before they turn it into Prince of Persia.
LOL, that would be cool actually. Granted, but it is on a site that gives you a virus. IT WILL HAUNT YOUR COMPUTER FOREVER :saddowns: I wish for... BEER :razz:
Granted, but someone pissed in it. I wish that I would die.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;18681329]LOL, that would be cool actually. Granted, but it is on a site that gives you a virus. IT WILL HAUNT YOUR COMPUTER FOREVER :saddowns: I wish for... BEER :razz:[/QUOTE] Granted, but, instead of alcohol they used LSD as a filler and you died singing 'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'. I wish [highlight]I WAS GOD[/highlight]. :ninja:, Oh well. I think mine was better.
Granted, but you are doomed to an eternity of waiting until you meet your godess. I wish to become a Soldier of Fortune 2: Double Helix
[QUOTE=Juggernog;18681429]Granted, but you are doomed to an eternity of waiting until you meet your godess. I wish to become a Soldier of Fortune 2: Double Helix[/QUOTE] Granted, but you get shell shocked and never return to reality. I wish that I didn't have to wait. [b]Btw[/b] Is she a hot goddess?
Granted, but time is slow. I wish to shoot zombies with a M4 while singing Mister Crowley Damn that would be awesome. Imagine it! "MISTER CROOOOOWLEEEEY"*burst**burst**burst*
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;18681498]Granted, but time is slow. I wish to shoot zombies with a M4 while singing Mister Crowley Damn that would be awesome. Imagine it! "MISTER CROOOOOWLEEEEY"*burst**burst**burst*[/QUOTE] Granted, then Ozzy comes out of your mp3 player and eats the zombies. [img]http://cespedco.iespana.es/archivos_antiguos/2002agostosegunda/little%20nicky%20ozzy033.jpg[/img] Not really unfortunate. Oh, yeah, and you accidentally shoot him in the head. I wish for my wrist to stop hurting from typing this message!
Granted, but later on while in the shower you accidentally get soap in your dick. I wish I was happy.
You end up being the happiest guy alive on earth, then some angry jealous people kill you while you're sleeping I wish death .. to EVERYONE ! (including me, my dog and my cat)
But hitler must be resurrected including 6 million jews for him to play with! I wish for cancer
Granted, but you have cancer. I wish to forget creepypastas. You can't sleep with mother****ers posting them around on the 'net
Granted, you now have Alzheimer's. I wish I was good at stuff.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18681789]Granted, you now have Alzheimer's. I wish I was good at stuff.[/QUOTE] Granted, but you are only appreciated when you die. and you just died.
Granted.. but you didn't make a wish... i wish i could fly
Granted, you fly into a brick wall every 10 seconds I wish that I will get my chameleon for christmas :downs:
Granted, but its dead I wish I had 10 pans of scrambled eggs
Oh no you evil bitch. Granted, but the scrambled eggs are actually Alien eggs (The ones from the movie) and they eat you and turn you into an Alien. Circle of life, man, food chain, man. I wish for my chameleon to rescurrected! And for me to be alive! And for us two and my family to have never-ending lives so WE ROCK :downs:
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;18693763]Oh no you evil bitch. Granted, but the scrambled eggs are actually Alien eggs (The ones from the movie) and they eat you and turn you into an Alien. Circle of life, man, food chain, man. I wish for my chameleon to rescurrected! And for me to be alive! And for us two and my family to have never-ending lives so WE ROCK :downs:[/QUOTE] GRANTED, Except, you turn into CHAMELEON MAN and rule the galaxy for the rest of eternity... But, you're a cold blooded animal who's 10" long. I wish for MOAR COOKIES
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