FYI this is an emergency, I was in my room and this huge ass motherfucker flew in through my window, 7 FLOORS HIGH. and now I have no idea where the fuck it is in my room. I have only got a spray perfume with me
I'm not even gonna sleep in my room as long as the fucker is there
Welcome to my world. Every night if I forget to close the window literally dozens of huge disgusting night butterflies come through it attracted by light. So if this happens I take my dual-wield slippers and declare the beginning of a small massacre.
[QUOTE=antianan;50783544]Welcome to my world. Every night if I forget to close the window literally dozens of huge disgusting night butterflies come through it attracted by light. So if this happens I take my dual-wield slippers and declare the beginning of a small massacre.[/QUOTE]
But this is different
Have you seen what a crushed roach looks like
Its fucking disgusting. The last time I saw one in my kitchen I sprayed so much perfume he drowned in it and then I blowtorched him just to make sure
easy
find the nearest window and jump
hasn't failed me yet but now i don't have insurance
try fire
I have never seen a cockroach before, but to kill ticks I burn them.
Where I live, there's never any insect things, except banana flies sometimes.
And they are so tiny, yet they manage to piss me off all the same.
[QUOTE=antianan;50783544]Welcome to my world. Every night if I forget to close the window literally dozens of huge disgusting night butterflies come through it attracted by light. So if this happens I take my dual-wield slippers and declare the beginning of a small massacre.[/QUOTE]
I think you mean "moths" but I might start calling them "night butterflies" because it sounds wayyyy funnier :v:
It's attracted to blood.
Cut your hand so it comes out from hiding and face it in glorious combat
The mother fucker just took a dump or laid eggs on my keyboard
What the fuck
[QUOTE=Timebomb575;50783601]I think you mean "moths" but I might start calling them "night butterflies" because it sounds wayyyy funnier :v:[/QUOTE]
Thanks. Yeah, probably. Sadly I'm not really versed in that stuff, mostly because i fucking hate them disgusting creatures.
Make yourself angry and turn it in rage and just punch the shit out of it.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;50783671]The mother fucker just took a dump or laid eggs on my keyboard
What the fuck[/QUOTE]
He challenged your territory and you did nothing except make a thread. You are now his bitch
For messy bugs I put a plastic bag on one hand and just grab/squash the little cunt. A square of toilet paper to wipe up any juice. Easy
Challenge it to a duel, it will be honor bound to face you in combat
Make a bomb and blow up your room.
Get a gun, find the fucker, trap him with the muzzle, then fire at will.
[editline]27th July 2016[/editline]
Some Facepuncher did that to a wasp with an airsoft shotgun
[QUOTE=Black;50783588]I have never seen a cockroach before, but to kill ticks I burn them.[/QUOTE]
Killing ticks by injecting them with Hydrogen Peroxide is weirdly satisfying :v:
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Silly people, you can't flamethrower something that's flying. The only way to hit flying enemies is with AA.
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There's cockroaches that [I]fly??????[/I]
:scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream:
Wait they always did??????
:scream:
pls post this video on youtube of man vs insect episode 1
Long time ago when I was home alone and shit. I went into my bathroom and there was like 4 or 5 in there. When I walked in one of the fuckers flew at me and I punched him out of the air.
impale it and display the corpse outside your window as a message to other roach bastards
Feed them a mix of backing soda and sugar. It'll literally make their stomachs explode without leaving a mess.
[QUOTE=General;50783631]It's attracted to blood.
Cut your hand so it comes out from hiding and face it in glorious combat[/QUOTE]
Actually u can just pump your hand
Like, open up and clench your fist repeatedly hard, so your hand gets all the blood, then the sucker will come.
you can mix some toxic shit with water and vaporize the stuff with a really shitty heater
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if you still arent sure you can always move to the other town
There is eventually going to be a period where it is out in the open and not flying. When that happens, try to sneak up on it and smash it with a shoe or a blunt object.
I had one of those show up here around this time last year. It just casually flew on my computer case, like it was watching the game my brother was playing. He saw it, ran out of the room and locked the door with me and the bug still in here. Took me 15 minutes to eventually kill it dup to how fast it was.
For whatever reason my bother is terrified of them, yet I see them as just another annoying and unwelcome bug.
you say cockroaches are disgusting, but arent they one of the cleanest bugs?
Have you kindly asked it to leave yet?
Alright. On a slightly more serious note. You'll need three things.
A canister of Zyklon-B
A Hugo Boss SS Officer uniform
A gas-mask
Put on the two afformentioned clothing items, and fucking shake that shit everywhere. It'll turn into gas the second it's exposed to oxygen. So it's best you keep your mask on or else you'll probably die. Shake enough of that shit to fill the entire apartment complex, then walk out of the building as calmly as possible. The people in the complex might be dying/dead, but who cares? You got the roach.
Aw, fuck. You're serious? Well. Take my instructions and make them more practical. Grab a can of Raid, and start spraying where-ever you may think it will hide. Behind/in furniture for instance. If you have the balls that I don't have to, grab an electric fly swatter and wait for it. Crank the voltage on that fucker from "stun" to "vaporize" and you're good to go.
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;50783883]Make a bomb and blow up your room.
Get a gun, find the fucker, trap him with the muzzle, then fire at will.
[editline]27th July 2016[/editline]
Some Facepuncher did that to a wasp with an airsoft shotgun[/QUOTE]
what about the guy who converted the wasp or bee to communism?
try that with the roach it might work
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