My dad was going to listen to some music. While he was inserting the CD, I turned the volume all the way up. I thought it would be silent because the pointer/indicator was at the buttom. I bet I got damages that day.
I discovered the internet.
Well jokes aside, i barely remember such moments tbh.
IIRC, i like made out with my cousin or something.
I ate rocks and punched my friends randomly in the face.
I found some of them "M" or "E" formed kind of iron pieces that come from those old TV's with a huge butt. By throwing them, I cut my head. Had about 3 sews (or whatever it's called).
Still have the scar. Now, I don't touch these fuckers.
[QUOTE=RibbonHead09;24135020]I found some of them "M" or "E" formed kind of iron pieces that come from those old [b]TV's with a huge butt.[/b] By throwing them, I cut my head. Had about 3 sews (or whatever it's called).
Still have the scar. Now, I don't touch these fuckers.[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;24135160]:wtc:[/QUOTE]
Think of old monitors for PC.
CRTS?
Those fuckers are huge.
joined facepunch
went to /b/ out of curiosity :smithicide:
Just like the other thread
I never talked to the girl I loved
Stapled my thumb.
Ate shit
[QUOTE=CrimsonFox;24135507]joined facepunch
went to /b/ out of curiosity :smithicide:[/QUOTE]
you are 0 - 12 :frog:
I don't know about you guys but I don't regret lurking /b/.
Did you come in during a CP shitstorm or something??
also,piss on a carpet only to have my drunk father join in at age 2
rate gaybows
[QUOTE=CrimsonFox;24135507]joined facepunch
went to /b/ out of curiosity :smithicide:[/QUOTE]
Underage much?
I used to like biting shit, until it went to far and I bit some guys ass.
But then I guess karma came back and my dog Rocky came and bit me in the ass.:slick:
I attempted to jump from my bed, and latch my fingers on the top of my door. I missed. The end result was me smashing my face on my door nob.
I went on some random gore site (theync)
and i accidentally left it running and when my sister went
on computer she freaked out
Shit my pants and ate dirts
not at the same time
When I was 2-3 years old, when my sister came back home with her friends, I started touching everyones' boobies. I've gripped once so hard that the girl even started to cry. Well, it's more of a nice thing than stupid :)
When my sister pissed me off, i ran to kitchen for the kitchen knife and threaten her with it. She always ran back in the toilet and sit there for 2 hours.
My sister always brought with her one of her best friends which I hated with all my nature, and once, I took this little wooden statue (it weighted like 1,5 kg, around 40-50 cm, was holding with both hands) and slammed her on the head! She cried and went home.
Called a random old man an asshole because he said that I'm not listening to my mother.
When that taxi driver suddenly stopped because a dog was running through the road, I exclaimed: "What the fuck, Misha?!". Misha, the taxi driver, who was sort of a friend of our family, was in shock. I was 3 years old then.
This all was infact true, regarding from what my mom and dad told me about my childhood.
[QUOTE=soderholm13;24135988]you are 0 - 12 :frog:[/QUOTE]
15, but i consider myself to be young still.
Jumped off of the counter and got my pant leg caught on an open drawer door and face planted onto the kitchen floor.
My friends dad was selling a car, he said that because we didn't need it we could do shit to it, we threw stones at it and got in some trouble.
Shit in the bath tub
[editline]03:11PM[/editline]
I was like 2
shit on the beach
Found out what a computer was.
Now they dominate my life :frown:
Break my arm.
I was playing hide and seek with my guinea pig. I put it in a drawer, but I was then distracted by something and forgot about it. My mother then asked me where it was. When I found it in the drawer, there was poop everywhere.
i was expecting a dead guinea pig
After looking through my mailbox in my old copy of Pokemon Crystal, I found that I wrote letters to Lance, the leader of the Elite Four.
I laughed my ass off when I discovered them.
I used to play a game with my friends where we would stand in the road when a car was coming and jump out of the way at the last second.
Internet Discovery... WHY!!!!!!!
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