Post your weird/unusual methods/mannerisms that, while different, still get the job done.
*Example* Yesterday I couldn't find any scissors, so I used the pointy end of a mechanical pencil to open a pack of hotdogs.
I ran out of toilet paper so I used my shower curtain and then rinsed it off with the shower head.
I never have the right tools for the job, everything I do is improvised from what I have available at the time
The couch my room in my fraternity house has had rips in it and foam was getting everywhere, so it's now ducttapped, due to lack of sewing abilities and materials.
I open doors with my toes. One reason or another I've surprisingly gotten really good at it. :v:
I take my pants off when I shit.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;46977721]I take my pants off when I shit.[/QUOTE]
I take all my clothes off
This thread has accomplished being 100% disturbing since the first post.
who needs paper towels when u have hands
Whenver I write, I write with the paper horizontal instead of vertical. It suprisingly comes out neater like this, I don't even know why I started doing this.
[QUOTE=RustyGears;46980267]Whenver I write, I write with the paper horizontal instead of vertical. It suprisingly comes out neater like this, I don't even know why I started doing this.[/QUOTE]
I tilt the paper about 15-30 degrees.
I fap with the left hand so I can switch tabs with the right.
I fap with no hands at all.
Anything's at risk when it comes to mopping after a fap session.
Clothes, Paper.
I don't wear the clothes afterward, honest.
I don't instantly get a new gluestick when my old one becomes "flat" (when it won't push out any more but there is still glue in there). I dig out the remaining glue with a pencil and spread it over things I want to stick down, kinda like butter.
[QUOTE=165your4;46981696]I don't instantly get a new gluestick when my old one becomes "flat" (when it won't push out any more but there is still glue in there). I dig out the remaining glue with a pencil and spread it over things I want to stick down, kinda like butter.[/QUOTE]
I did this also... the blue coloured gluestick smelt funky when you did it.
I heat tortilla-wraps directly on my stove-top, no pots or pans or nothing. Faster than oven and less grossly soggy than microwave, and no dishwashing afterwards.
I wrap plates with aluminum foil and put my food on it. After I am done, I throw the aluminum foil away, rinse the plate off, and put the plate away. I do all this to avoid washing a plate. Now if only I could figure out a way to do this with cutlery and other cooking/dinning wares. Sometimes I think about eating directly out of the pot, but I am not a savage; I'm way more classy than that.
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;46981069]I fap with the left hand so I can switch tabs with the right.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Ausare;46986065]I wrap plates with aluminum foil and put my food on it. After I am done, I throw the aluminum foil away, rinse the plate off, and put the plate away. I do all this to avoid washing a plate. Now if only I could figure out a way to do this with cutlery and other cooking/dinning wares. Sometimes I think about eating directly out of the pot, but I am not a savage; I'm way more classy than that.[/QUOTE]
but aren't you paying out for aluminium foil constantly?
During a thunderstorm the ceiling started leaking above the guinea pig cage.
I made a tarp from a few Aldi bags and then laid a towel over that. The pigs stayed dry and they liked the extra shade.
Whenever I drop things I pick them up with my toes if possible.
I throw erasers at the light switch whenever I'm watching a movie, since I can't be arsed to get out of my chair.
i use linux for daily computing
[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;46988071]but aren't you paying out for aluminium foil constantly?[/QUOTE]
No. I'm not just putting aluminum foil on plates all the time. It's usually done when I make something in the oven that require aluminum foil. I reuse that same piece of aluminum foil to wrap the plate. It saves on having to wash dishes.
[QUOTE=Ausare;46992417]No. I'm not just putting aluminum foil on plates all the time. It's usually done when I make something in the oven that require aluminum foil. I reuse that same piece of aluminum foil to wrap the plate. It saves on having to wash dishes.[/QUOTE]
So you reuse the same grubby piece of aluminium foil to put your food on again and again..?
Ew.
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;46996488]So you reuse the same grubby piece of aluminium foil to put your food on again and again..?
Ew.[/QUOTE]
No. "Reuse" as in I cook the fish sticks in the oven on aluminum foil. Then I take them out of the oven on the same aluminum foil and put it (the aluminum foil and fish sticks) on a plate. After I am done, I throw the aluminum foil away. I guess my use of the word "reuse" was wrong or vague.
btw Here's more unorthodox stuff involving cooking. I remember cooking things, and then eating them right out of the cooking pot/pan/etc rather than a serving dish.
i can pick up small objects, open doors and kill people with my feet.
[QUOTE=MenteR;46997079]and kill people with my feet.[/QUOTE]
Same, I just take my shoes off.
I forgot what ingredients I needed for paella so I just put anything within arms' reach in the pan.
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