Ah PCGamer, bastion of the empowering anatomy movement.
If it's a Skyrim mod or a Marvel game mod, it's a disgusting perversion forced upon all (female) gamers in a vile misogynistic toxicity burst that will end western civilation as we know it, any day now.
If it's a game from a publisher that has [I]brokered a marketing deal with PCgamer[/I], well then it's a liberating romp of raunchy spicy goodness.
:rolleyes:
What the fuck is this game lol
[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;51754701]What the fuck is this game lol[/QUOTE]
A game set in the Conan universe, where nudity and violence aren't any different than breathing and sleeping.
imagine being a programmer assigned to creating the jiggle physics for genitals and testing to make sure the dick swings correctly, finely tuning the swing to match the real life counterpart, telling the modellers that the dick bones need to be bone weighted properly.
[QUOTE=Ellistron;51754744]imagine being a programmer assigned to creating the jiggle physics for genitals and testing to make sure the dick swings correctly, finely tuning the swing to match the real life counterpart, telling the modellers that the dick bones need to be bone weighted properly.[/QUOTE]
the game also has your man pecks jiggle too.
[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;51754701]What the fuck is this game lol[/QUOTE]
I watched a bit of twitch, it's like they just flipped their assets from Age of Conan (Seriously, the vast majority of the sounds/music is directly from there) and made a lazyman's early access survival game.
[QUOTE=Ellistron;51754744]imagine being a programmer assigned to creating the jiggle physics for genitals and testing to make sure the dick swings correctly, finely tuning the swing to match the real life counterpart, telling the modellers that the dick bones need to be bone weighted properly.[/QUOTE]
Tuesday.
[QUOTE=kenji;51754849]I watched a bit of twitch, it's like they just flipped their assets from Age of Conan (Seriously, the vast majority of the sounds/music is directly from there) and made a lazyman's early access survival game.[/QUOTE]
I actually liked AoC, but this is just lazy.
True equality in genital physics at last
From looking at the dev streams the game has quite a few neat ideas but it's as early access as it can get so for now it's probably a good idea to keep an eye on it from very far away
I want this to be good
I played the shit out of AoC
[QUOTE=Ellistron;51754744]imagine being a programmer assigned to creating the jiggle physics for genitals and testing to make sure the dick swings correctly, finely tuning the swing to match the real life counterpart, telling the modellers that the dick bones need to be bone weighted properly.[/QUOTE]
When referencing real dick physics they all got their dicks out and started wildly swinging around with complete disregard for peoples safety
[QUOTE=General;51754897]I want this to be good
I played the shit out of AoC[/QUOTE]
Ai is crap. Combat isnt like aoc. You walk while strafing.
[QUOTE=tomatmann;51754921]Ai is crap. Combat isnt like aoc. You walk while strafing.[/QUOTE]
It'll be "done" next year right?
I can wait a year
Let me just show you guys this beauty I captured tonight
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VLfMYDl.jpg[/img]
It wasn't a full minute before someone was T-bagging their own corpse
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