I Have a Persuasive Essay to Write So I'm Asking Facepunch for a Few Ridiculous Topics
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Please help me, FP
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Write it on why people should visit FP.
Write it on why, contrary to popular belief, video games don't make you retarded.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;28892170]Write it on why, contrary to popular belief, video games don't make you retarded.[/QUOTE]
I already wrote a paper on that topic. :saddowns:
Thank you for the contribution though.
Write a persuasive essay on why people should stop making bad threads
Write a paper on how legalizing child porn lowers sex offending crimes. (as shown in Czech Republic)
Write a paper on why Persuasive essays are the most effective essays at persuading the reader.
[QUOTE=koeniginator;28893274]Write a paper on why Persuasive essays are the most effective essays at persuading the reader.[/QUOTE]
Until I get a better topic I'm going with this one :derp:
Write about how the holocaust was ultimately a force for good in that the world will no longer tolerate genocidal dictators.
Persuade people that persuasive essays are typically bad at persuading people.
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Drugs.
write a persuasive essay about why to poop in a condom and throw it in the hot oven.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;28900483]Legalization of Marijuana or Abortion.
There you go, buddy.[/QUOTE]
Legalisation of marijuana-influenced abortion
'All about why all of you sexy girls should go out with me'
Topics for thee:
- The CIA had Kennedy assassinated because they found out he was actually an alien.
- Hitler was involved in the occult and believed in the hollow earth theory. Poland was a temporary place for his Aryan race to reside while preparations were made to transport people to the middle of the earth, thereby achieving the goal of Hitler's lebensraum policy.
- The Bush administration was made up of reptilian humanoids that had taken on the form of humans.
- The Kennedy brothers had Marilyn Monroe killed because she was about to tell the public about the affairs she had with both of them.
Convince the teacher that you're actually serious about that stuff, too. It won't work otherwise.
tlk abot ur dik.
Convincing people that eating meat is wrong.
I fucking guarantee you nothing pisses people off more.
Argue for the effectiveness of 4-ply toilet paper. I am sick and god damn tired of finding 1-ply toilet paper in public bathrooms.
Write WHY you are too sexy for your shirt
Persuade them that the number one cause of fish related deaths is the gradual decline in quality of silverware - which in turn is directly related to incidence of snails in the city centre.
Make it so.
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