How the world is going to end in 2012! - General

We have to pick up where the mayan people failed! They foretold the world would [b][i]end[/i][/b], in 2012, but not [b][i]how![/i][/b]! Now you need to finish the apocalypse prediction! My idea (and hope), is this: [b]Enormous tsunami of beautiful naked ladies, that will flood the earth![/b] Whats your idea?

it isnt

I don't know. What do you think! [editline]12:57PM[/editline] and it isnt

I don't know, Jesus will get bored and start something, and stuff

[QUOTE=JrGruntly;16199642]I don't know, Jesus will get bored and start something, and stuff[/QUOTE] ... One big fucking party, where we all drink our brains out!

Nothing will end shut up [sp]A strange alien race will invade the earth, enslaving us. All we have to do is wait for the almighty crowbar wielder to return.[/sp]

[QUOTE=YukiFischer;16199677]Nothing will end shut up [sp]A strange alien race will invade the earth, enslaving us. All we have to do is wait for the almighty crowbar wielder to return.[/sp][/QUOTE] If the mayan people where so friggin' smart, why the hell are they dead?

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;16199713]If the mayan people where so friggin' smart, why the hell are they dead?[/QUOTE] they all sacrificed each other [editline]01:04PM[/editline] until there was NO ONE LEFT :(

Nothing will happen you christian.

[QUOTE=Rankzerox;16199751]you christian.[/QUOTE] is that meant to be an insult

... Just come up with a freakin' suggestion!

Nothing will happen.

[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16199845]Nothing will happen.[/QUOTE] But... but ... beautiful naked ladies!

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;16199868]But... but ... beautiful naked ladies![/QUOTE] I just can't wait until thousands of naked women come flooding the streets, bending and breaking their bodies apart on the concrete and spraying their insides everywhere.

[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16199929]I just can't wait until thousands of naked women come flooding the streets, bending and breaking their bodies apart on the concrete and spraying their insides everywhere.[/QUOTE] But first the world will be coated in foam and mattresses! ... And they get super bones and skin! Hurray!

[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16199929]I just can't wait until thousands of naked women come flooding the streets, bending and breaking their bodies apart on the concrete and spraying their insides everywhere.[/QUOTE] Same here

[quote=lekkimsm;16199974]but first the world will be coated in foam and mattresses! ... And they get super bones and skin! Hurray![/quote] ... And holy shit!!! Pillows!!!

Cthulhu will come and teach us how to kill each other better.

not [editline]07:32PM[/editline] Actually: this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMW9BOELTFc[/media]

[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16199929]I just can't wait until thousands of naked women come flooding the streets, bending and breaking their bodies apart on the concrete and spraying their insides everywhere.[/QUOTE] Hot. :fappery:

[QUOTE=Dlaor;16200205]not [editline]07:32PM[/editline] Actually: this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMW9BOELTFc[/media][/QUOTE] Music fits the video well. lol. If I am not mistaken it is "The Great Gig In The Sky" by Pink Floyd Japan totally got owned in that video.

[QUOTE=Dlaor;16200205]not [editline]07:32PM[/editline] Actually: this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMW9BOELTFc[/media][/QUOTE] [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4dhvm9ivGQ&feature=related[/hd] I much prefer it in HD.

Every living thing is going to have a bowel movement at the exact same time.

The mayans weren't using christian time. Why the hell would they say '2012'?

Scientist's will use the LHC to murder god (that is It's true Purpose) and then they Will make an blackhole and it will eat teh earth

The north and south poles will switch since we'll be aligned with the center of the milky way and the sun. When they switch, all hell will [b]supposedly[/b] be released. Load of bull from my pov.

[QUOTE=YukiFischer;16200739]The mayans weren't using christian time. Why the hell would they say '2012'?[/QUOTE] *earthshaking Facepalm*

[QUOTE=YukiFischer;16200739]The mayans weren't using christian time. Why the hell would they say '2012'?[/QUOTE] Exactly because of that, their calendars ended in [b]christian's[/b] 2012

Ah, I see. Maybe the master mason got lazy and snuck out. When the guards found him, he was swiftly executed, leaving no-one to finish his grand design.

[QUOTE=YukiFischer;16200847]Ah, I see. Maybe the master mason got lazy and snuck out. When the guards found him, he was swiftly executed, leaving no-one to finish his grand design.[/QUOTE] No no no, it's end of the world!!! That's just blasphemy :byodood: [sp](in b4 sparta unfunny jokes)[/sp]