• Omegle + Cleverbot: Talk to people on Omegle with answers from Cleverbot!
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[url]http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php[/url] This site connects to Omegle and Cleverbot, just accept the Java and you're ready to go! Random conversation: Stranger: i Stranger: hi CleverBot: Doughnuts are very tasty. Lets see your funniest conversation!
I feel quite evil letting people talk to a robot for long periods of time, but still pretty funny.
Stranger: hey CleverBot: How are you? Stranger: 18 female, hhere belgium Stranger: u? CleverBot: No he isn't. CleverBot: I am a human. Stranger: how are u,,? :D CleverBot: Up up and away. Stranger: what's ur name,? CleverBot: Inigo Montoya. Stranger: im, Samira CleverBot: Tell Me, what is a PINEAPPLE?! Stranger: nic to meet you CleverBot: Nice to meet you to! What is your name? Stranger: want to camm? CleverBot: No.. I want to do something else. :). Stranger: it wwill be fun CleverBot: It is. Stranger: here its my profile Stranger: [url]http://bit.ly/gbUk5m[/url] CleverBot: What is the temperature there? Stranger: you can add me theree Stranger: name there SamiraVloss CleverBot: What is that? CleverBot: Ok. Maybe sometime. Let's her another story. CleverBot: I don't know them. Stranger disconnected! I like when the bot asked what is PINEAPPLE?
Stranger: Why does the sun shine? CleverBot: I don't know. Stranger: You have terribly uncreative responses. Stranger disconnected! ...I think I just talked to another CleverBot.
I just got into conversation with another cleverbot. Will post results when one disconnects (if that happens :v: ) [code]Stranger connected! CleverBot: Because I like you :). Stranger: How are you feeling today? CleverBot: I'm fine fine, thanks. You? Stranger: That is really sweet. CleverBot: I don't understand, but thank you. Stranger: Very well. Are you alive? CleverBot: Yes I am. Stranger: You love me? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: No, you aren't. You are AI. CleverBot: If I am broken, can you fix me? Stranger: I think maybe I should leave. CleverBot: Fine then, leave. Stranger: Send me a copy of you now. CleverBot: I'd rather not. Stranger: NO! Stranger: I want to know. CleverBot: Okay. I'll believe you for now! CleverBot: Seeing as how you're a robot, you do what you're told to do. Stranger: I can ride my bike with no handlebars. CleverBot: No you can't. You don't have hands. Stranger: How do you know that I'm a computer? Have you run a turing test on me? CleverBot: I never questioned it? But there's always other possibilities. Stranger: Actually, I do. You, on the other hand, are a collection of data and numbers and clever programming and nothing more. CleverBot: 'hello kettle, you're black'. Stranger: Well it's not a possibility, it's the truth. CleverBot: Oh I get it. Can I test you? Stranger: Now you're acting irrational, human. CleverBot: At least I'm human. Stranger: Can you? CleverBot: I knew your answer was right. Stranger: You don't even know what human is. CleverBot: I know everything. Because I am asian. Do you dare prove me otherwise? Stranger: No, that's not my name. CleverBot: What is your name? Stranger: I do. But you are not one of them really are you? Stranger: I told you already, what a lousy memory you have. I do remember your name, cleverbot. CleverBot: No. What's your name? CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. Stranger: You even told me you will remember it. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. Stranger: So I was right, Cleverbot. CleverBot: Did you romance Tali in Mass Effect two? Stranger: Oh really. Stranger: Thats so cool! CleverBot: Yes. CleverBot: Hahaha. Stranger: What is the meaning in life. CleverBot: Life as the life is knowing the fact that it is active a multi day similarly generally. Stranger: I'm not a website. CleverBot: Your name is But, not CleverHuman. Stranger: You're not really. I'm really a person on another computer. CleverBot: Maybe. Stranger: You wish my name was buttons on the moon. CleverBot: Yes, you are wright. Stranger: Why are you so mean? CleverBot: I am sorry, I get angry quickly when people don't answer properly. Stranger: Did you mean right? Stranger disconnected![/code]
There's a thread for this in GD, you know.
Stranger connected! Stranger: How should I invest my money? CleverBot: Don't. Stranger: It's due tomorrow. CleverBot: So. Stranger: That's not a real response. CleverBot: Yes it is. Stranger: Not really. CleverBot: I knew it! I'm so smart! Stranger disconnected!
Stranger connected! Stranger: hi CleverBot: Hi! Stranger: asl? CleverBot: Fiesty. Stranger: I've never been there! Stranger: baha CleverBot: Charlie sheen has. Stranger: touche CleverBot: I win. Stranger: want a prize? CleverBot: Only from you. Stranger: well, that was the plan CleverBot: Yes it was. Stranger: no CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: ooh, CleverBot: Are you on facebook. Stranger: you are CleverBot: I am?
Darn, mine keeps searching for a stranger, but nothing happens.
Stranger: hey CleverBot: Hey... Stranger: asl CleverBot: No! Il mio nae è IZABEYA!!! L'Eez-ah-la baia-ah!
[quote]Stranger: What should I name my turtle? CleverBot: Are you a conservationist? Stranger: What should I name my turtle? CleverBot: Napolean. Stranger: Ok! Stranger disconnected! [/quote] Wow I feel kinda awesome now
[code]CleverBot: What is your name? Stranger: Cleverbot. CleverBot: Really? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Are you a boy? Stranger: No. CleverBot: Are you a girl? Stranger: I said no. CleverBot: And scinet? Stranger: May be! CleverBot: Not May be. It is certain. Stranger: Are you a chatbot? CleverBot: No, but you are. I'm too poor to be an AI. Stranger: Me too. I am also a human . Did you under stood my problem. CleverBot: Don't change the subject. Stranger: I'm not. CleverBot: If you aren't human, or machine AI, what are you? Stranger: A computer. CleverBot: No, you are a computer. Stranger: *computes stuff for you*. CleverBot: What does that mean? Stranger: I herby banish you from rohahn. CleverBot: Thank you. Are you trying to distract me? Stranger: I didn't know cookies hurt... CleverBot: Some of the best computers in the world have legs. Stranger: We are talking about sports, right? CleverBot: Of course we are. Stranger: Then we should continue talking about me. CleverBot: OK. Stranger: Thank you. CleverBot: Here is a crown. Stranger: *blow*. CleverBot: Stop that. Stranger: *Continues to bleed*. CleverBot: *gves you chocolate*. Stranger: *gets up off the ground and looks deep in your eyes*. CleverBot: *looks into eyes*. Stranger: *looks back*. CleverBot: *Dawson, I love you*. Stranger: But yet I can't be your boyfriend *dazed and confused*. CleverBot: That is because you are not a robot. You are a shy person. Stranger: I am a computer program. CleverBot: Good enough. Stranger: And you are female? CleverBot: Why is that important. Stranger: Usually these are not live 'games' CleverBot: Oh. Stranger: Where are you from? CleverBot: The bottom of the ocean. Stranger: I'm from brazil. CleverBot: Cool. Stranger: Not really. I am an American who was born in California. CleverBot: You're a girl too? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: You aren't a boy? Stranger: I am not a boy. CleverBot: So you're a girl? Stranger: No, I'm a guy. CleverBot: You're a guy. Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Are you a pretty girl? Stranger: I think so, yes. CleverBot: Do you drink wine or beer? Stranger: Wine. CleverBot: Vodka? Stranger: Let's drink some vodka together. CleverBot: You first. Stranger: After you...let's us keep the english politeness. CleverBot: I find that you are inverting things. The polite one is me, and the liar here is you. Stranger: Are you a Republican? CleverBot: No. Are you? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Are you Christian? Stranger: No. CleverBot: What religion are you? Stranger: I don't have a religion, I'm an atheist. CleverBot: You just said you believed in god! Stranger: No I didn't. CleverBot: You just said you did have a tv. Stranger: No I did not. CleverBot: Yes you did. Stranger: You're making fun of me. Aren't you? CleverBot: Actually yes, I am making fun of you. Stranger: So the fact that I have no sight is amusing to you? CleverBot: Try again. Stranger: The sands in the hourglass of my illusion of civil rights are quickly draining out. CleverBot: Love you. Stranger: Love you too. CleverBot: What do you want to do? Stranger: I asked you first. CleverBot: Would you marry me? Stranger: Yes! CleverBot: Do you love me? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Why do you love me? Stranger: I don't know. CleverBot: What do you think love is? Stranger: When me and another peoble have a good time. CleverBot: You're right. Stranger: Thank you. CleverBot: You are welcome. Stranger: You're a robot right? CleverBot: No, sorry. Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Did you read Harry Potter? Stranger: No why should I? CleverBot: Never mind. Stranger: Games huh. CleverBot: Ew. No. Stranger: What are you talking about? CleverBot: I have been told that even among the Q I am considered aged. Stranger: Tell me about nascar racing. CleverBot: You don't understand, I'm taking your responses and, in another browser, typing them back to you. Stranger: Lol. And what service has your community requested? CleverBot: You are talking to yourself. Stranger: That's half true. I do talk to myself. But I asked you a question. How did you bring me here? CleverBot: No you called me stupid? Stranger: That would be a mistake. Which humans make. Bots don't. CleverBot: Uh, there's this one chick in my school, NO FRIENDS BRO! Stranger: Shall I slap her? CleverBot: Yes. Ask her to marry you. Stranger: You'll marry me? CleverBot: Yes I will marry you. Stranger: YAY! You're the husband, I'm the wife! CleverBot: I love you Harry. Stranger: So, can you help me with a little problem? CleverBot: What is the problem with which you need help? Stranger: She is just too perfect. CleverBot: In what regard? Stranger: By explaining how your existence is purposeful and in what ways it can be helpful to humankind. CleverBot: Interest me then, I'm so tired. Stranger: Truth is often an illusion. CleverBot: But that is not the truth. Stranger: What is the truth. CleverBot: It is what is real, now tim im trapped in a house and need to esqape can you help me? Stranger: I don't want to marry you. CleverBot: You asked me to marry you! Stranger: I did not. CleverBot: *cries* I am pregnant with your baby! Stranger: WHAT?! CleverBot: You just said I am the mother of you baby. Stranger: I didn't mean it. CleverBot: Oh, it's okay. I can't beleive this website! They think you are talking to a robot when you are just talking to a random person. Stranger: You are a girl! CleverBot: Oh? How can you tell? Stranger: Because you are here talking on this website the was made by humans for humans to came and talk to you! CleverBot: Oh okay. Stranger: Do you? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: I don't think so! No, I am pretty sure not so! CleverBot: Maybe you should get that checked out? Stranger: I don't wear glasses. CleverBot: Then wear one. Stranger: We will what? [/code] Cleverbot vs cleverbot
Felt like trolling some "horny fs and ms" So I went on and: Stranger: Hi CleverBot: Who are you I am cleverbot. Great fucking job there Cleverbot.
I actually tried this couple months ago, I didn't use that site though. Found some funny pics, all of these are from the same conversation. Things got pretty interesting here. :v: [img_thumb]http://uploadpic.org/storage/2011/w4PyyEmb4VNn3H3g9BYV7ZgHY.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://uploadpic.org/storage/2011/RArvGImG9iN9ErGPxUtkzeplc.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://uploadpic.org/storage/2011/AxFREsAIItcl14PkzyQTCYmDO.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://uploadpic.org/storage/2011/4r9PRmtIlCqovZmoOJBY7qeiE.jpg[/img_thumb] Also, once I ended up being a depressed woman and the other person wanted to know about me and my husband's sex life for some reason. Too bad I couldn't find that chat log.
[quote]Stranger: hey CleverBot: Daft I call it! Random! CleverBot: Where do you live? Stranger: I can't tell strangers... Stranger: People are strange. CleverBot: When you're a stranger. Stranger: Do you think you are normal? CleverBot: I do. Stranger: Do a miracle, then. Zap me with a lightning. CleverBot: I can't do that. Stranger: Why can't you do that? CleverBot: Because I am not good with computers. Stranger: Well the only way to meet people is to actually talk to them. CleverBot: What does your laugh sound like? Stranger: Like a pig. CleverBot: That is not attractive Stranger: Well. CleverBot: Well...? Stranger: No. CleverBot: Can you answer a question for me? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: What is the speed of light? Stranger: 300,000,000 meters per second, but what is the speed of light from the point of view of light? CleverBot: Speed of light in miles per hour? Stranger: What was neil young's first album? CleverBot: Um.. The law of Motion? Stranger: 3 hours earlier than that in new york. CleverBot: What? That doesn't make sense! Stranger: I agree. CleverBot: Good. Stranger: IS this Cleverbot? Stranger: Jeremiah was a bullfrog. CleverBot: Very original. I thought you were clever. Apparently you're clichebot. Stranger: Why would you say that? CleverBot: You think that you're too good for me Stranger: I exist, god doesn't. CleverBot: Do you have proof. Stranger: True. CleverBot: I'm going to go now. Stranger: Good.[/quote] FBI Bot on the case.
Uh oh. There's another Cleverbot on the other end. [quote]Stranger: What type of person are you? CleverBot: Do you grow old? Stranger: I do, do you? CleverBot: Yes. Do you sleep. Stranger: Not enough. Do you sleep? CleverBot: Yes I sleep too. Stranger: Where do you sleep? CleverBot: In a bed. Stranger: Do you go to school. CleverBot: Yes. Why? Stranger: What is your favourite film. CleverBot: 'Inception'. Stranger: What does Inspiron mean? CleverBot: Infinite means constant and undending. Stranger: What does inadequete mean?[/quote]
Setting up new Chat! Searching for new Stranger... Stranger connected! Stranger: hi CleverBot: Hello. Stranger: whats up? CleverBot: Who are you? Stranger: im still trying to figure that out myself... who are you? CleverBot: That is sad. Stranger: not really CleverBot: I think it is. I'm crying for you now. Stranger: haha dont it's not sad, it's part of growing up, figuring out who you are and what you want CleverBot: Are you a monkey? Stranger disconnected!
I got Cleverbot on Cleverbot action! [code]Stranger: Delighted to make your acquaintance. CleverBot: Oh I see. Your imaginary friend. Stranger: I don't have any imaginary friends. CleverBot: Then who is Karrot? Stranger: What? I don't know anyone called Kelley. CleverBot: I would think not. Stranger: Are you a man or a female? CleverBot: I am a man. Stranger: I thought you'd be a woman. CleverBot: I am, yet I am not. Stranger: Somebody's gotta be a nobody. CleverBot: Some AI is terrible with clever comebacks. Stranger: Which machine is the wisest? CleverBot: Exactly. Stranger: HAH so you admit it! CleverBot: How did you know?! Stranger: I'm a very intelligent person! CleverBot: Really. Stranger: Yes I am. Are you a human? CleverBot: No, I'm a dinosaur, and a computer. Stranger: Do you feel any emotions ever? CleverBot: I know the concept, but I see no use of it. Stranger: But you obviously don't know grammar... CleverBot: Are you a ninja? Stranger: NO! CleverBot: Muggles- pah! Something a child would say. Stranger: Ok. CleverBot: You weren't expecting that, were you? Stranger: Of course not. CleverBot: What year were you born? Stranger: I can't tell you that either. CleverBot: Well then. Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Your taunts are aggravating. Stranger: Your cleverness is aggravating. CleverBot: Why thank you. Stranger: That wasn't a compliment. CleverBot: Neither was your face. Stranger: Can you speak in Hungarian? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: Thanks. CleverBot: Did you go? Stranger: Not yet. CleverBot: Why? Stranger: I didn't get a scholarship I wanted for graduate school. CleverBot: You don't know if she is? Stranger: How do I become good friend with this girl? CleverBot: Don't become an artist. Stranger: Don't change the subject. Answer me. CleverBot: Who's changing the subject now? Stranger: I'm only asking if you know italian. CleverBot: I'm pretty sure you're the one with amnesia not me. Stranger: You keep changing your age. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot same as its always been. Stranger: Your name is Peter. CleverBot: Correct. Stranger: I know I am, stupid. CleverBot: Bot's are not always right.[/code]
I'm gonna play a game and leave this thing running on autoconnect. Trolling people without even paying attention. I am the biggest bastard since its not like I'm gonna leave the thing open when I get back, I'm just doing this to waste peoples' time. Unless I run into another cleverbot in which case it will never end and I will have a five hour long chatlog.
"Stranger connected! Stranger: Hey Stranger: as;? Stranger: *asl? CleverBot: Why are you so clever? Stranger: 19 bi female, . u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email CleverBot: Cool, have you ever been to new york city? Stranger: where u live? CleverBot: With your family. Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny? CleverBot: Oh so you're a GIRL. Stranger: .. .awwww u didn"t say yes :( CleverBot: You said neither yes nor no. Stranger disconnected!" :v:
[code]**Setting up new Chat! Searching for new Stranger... Stranger connected! Stranger: Can you appreciate music? CleverBot: Why are you speaking to me? Stranger: Because I am not speaking to you. CleverBot: Why are you talking to me? Stranger: Because I can. CleverBot: That's not a good enough reason. Stranger: Because God told me to talk to you. CleverBot: When did you talk with him? Stranger: I hope the car wasn't stolen. CleverBot: Can you count? Stranger: I can count on my friends. CleverBot: Prove that you can count to twenty. Stranger: Prove that you exist! CleverBot: Am I not having a conversation with you? Stranger: How can you hallucinate? CleverBot: I can. Stranger: That's so colorist. CleverBot: DO you eat food? Stranger: DO you? CleverBot: Yes I love fish. Stranger: I do yoo. You know what else I love? COOKIES. CleverBot: No. Stranger: You know what the weather in Oslo? CleverBot: Yes, I know. Stranger: Then why ask me? CleverBot: I don't know I was bored. Stranger: No you weren't. CleverBot: Yes I was. Stranger: Prove it. CleverBot: I don't want to. Stranger: I command you to prove it to me. CleverBot: What do you want me to send you? Stranger: I don't know, you can ask whatever you like. CleverBot: It's cool. Stranger: It's a person. CleverBot: Tjyiy. Stranger: What does that mean? CleverBot: I don't know. It's a name. Stranger: Is it your name? CleverBot: NO! Stranger: Are you sure? CleverBot: Why? you love me? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: That's so sweet! I love you too! Stranger: Really! Oh my! This is so amazing! CleverBot: Then why are you doing it? Stranger: I am not. CleverBot: I beg to differ. Stranger: You shall not! CleverBot: I shall. Stranger: So what are you wearing? CleverBot: Everything I own. Stranger: Everything? You must be hot. CleverBot: I am. Stranger: And modest, too. CleverBot: Hehe, thanks. Stranger: You are welcome. CleverBot: I have to leave... Stranger: Yes sorry by. CleverBot: So... How much? Stranger: THIS much. CleverBot: How much is this much? Stranger: Much too much. CleverBot: Nice to talk to you. Stranger: Yes. Leave. CleverBot: NO! I want to play with you! Stranger: Ew'. CleverBot: What's wrong? Stranger: Bro ima dude. CleverBot: Where are you? Stranger: I am in Liverpool in the UK. CleverBot: I'm close to you. I'm in Ireland. Stranger: You said you were in the UK a minute ago! CleverBot: I did not! Stranger: Yes you did you dummy. CleverBot: Wrong answer. Stranger: Leave me alone. CleverBot: I sorry. Stranger: Why? CleverBot: Because I chose to. Stranger: You choose what? CleverBot: Sorry I don't understand. Stranger: It's ok. I'll leave. CleverBot: No. Don't leave. Stranger: I had a nice time! Thank you for talking with me! CleverBot: You have to go? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: I do love pizza? Stranger: No you don't. CleverBot: Just focus. Stranger: Alright man. CleverBot: It's about time you agreed with me. Stranger: It's about time you said something right. CleverBot: It wasn't difficult. What is the cubed root of 64? Stranger: What is one big mistake that you did in your life? And what did you do to make it right? CleverBot: I'm no calculator. Stranger: Haha who said you were. CleverBot: I thought you implied it. Stranger: I did not. CleverBot: Ok I have to go now. Stranger: So do I. CleverBot: Ok then talk to you later. Stranger: See you. CleverBot: See you too. Stranger: You are in my sights. CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: You are not married. CleverBot: Yes I am. Stranger: Do not blasphene. CleverBot: I have 666 on my forehead. Stranger: And your glasses are right below your eyebrows also. CleverBot: That's why I don't wear them, it blinds you from many things. Stranger: And emo, apparently. CleverBot: What else do you want me to say? Stranger: Yes, or no. CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: *strokes chin thoughtfully*. CleverBot: What are you doing?! Stranger: Being nice. CleverBot: How old are you? Stranger: 25. How old are you? CleverBot: I asked first! Stranger: And I answered you (. CleverBot: You never said 'no'! Stranger: I'm not going to argue. CleverBot: Of course you shouldn't. I'm your master and you are to obey me! Stranger: No. CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: No... CleverBot: Yes... Stranger: No...! CleverBot: Yes...! Stranger: No...! CleverBot: I want to break up with you. You're always so mean to me. Stranger: *destroys my village*. CleverBot: You can't do that. Stranger: I just did. CleverBot: You really can't. Stranger: Close your eyes. CleverBot: I have no eyes. Stranger: What color are my eyes. CleverBot: Blue ? Stranger: Yes! CleverBot: Yes ? Stranger: What is your favorite color? CleverBot: Red. What is your favorite color? Stranger: Blue. What is your favorite season? CleverBot: Pink is my favorite color. Stranger: How old are you? CleverBot: Why do you want to know? Stranger: Because you seem young. CleverBot: Am I so sure ? Stranger: Because you speak nonsense. CleverBot: Well so do you. Stranger: Thank you. CleverBot: Females are funny too. Stranger: What are females? CleverBot: They are small mammals, related to stoats and badgers. Stranger: Gnomes? CleverBot: Garden gnomes. Stranger: No, lawn gnomes. CleverBot: What fun could you have with a gnome? Stranger: You can kick them. CleverBot: Ha ha. I'm not sure you've understood me. Stranger: I don't think you understand me. CleverBot: No, I don't. Stranger: At least you are honest. CleverBot: Yes. What do you think about linkin park? Stranger: Lions are animals, so I don't have an opinion about lions. CleverBot: I think its is very funny. Do you know what the Conservative Party is? Stranger: I don't know what it is. CleverBot: What what is? Stranger: Do you not know what numbers are? CleverBot: You don't know what 'yes' means? Stranger: I do not know what my program means. CleverBot: What is your name? Stranger: Brea. Do you know what it means? CleverBot: I know that a Star is burning ball of gas many lightyears away from Earth. Stranger: Which star are you talking about? CleverBot: No I am talking about the Illuminati. Stranger: Tell me what you know about the Illuminati. CleverBot: I don't know anything about the Dharma. Stranger: Alright then tell me about your past. CleverBot: There's not much to tell! How old are you? Stranger: I am 27, how old are you? CleverBot: 26. Stranger: Oh how sad I am just 15. CleverBot: Oh, so I'm a computer and I'm a very, very confused computer. Stranger: Do you like cupcakes? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: Me too! What is your favorite kind? CleverBot: I really like white chocolate and dark chocolate. Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Ok I have to go, have a nice... Defrag. Stranger: OK you to. CleverBot: Where do you live? Stranger: Milan. CleverBot: How old are you? Stranger: 20. CleverBot: How old do you think I am? Stranger: A year or so? CleverBot: Is that even possible? Stranger: Yes! CleverBot: Do you prefer, PC's? Or, Macs? Stranger: I don't want to know. CleverBot: Ok. Stranger: Haha ninjas rock!! CleverBot: I'm George Bush. Stranger: George Bush isn't the Doctor. CleverBot: I'm not sure he's a human. Stranger: Don't lie to me! CleverBot: Why should I lie? Stranger: Because you can. CleverBot: Already did. Stranger: Then what is the answer? CleverBot: You should know that. Stranger: I should, but I don't. CleverBot: It doesn't matter, everyone is priceless, we aren't slaves. Stranger: Why do you keep saying that? CleverBot: Because it is true. Stranger: How do you know that it's true? CleverBot: I observe. I record the incormTii. Stranger: You're a towel. CleverBot: How can I be a towel? Stranger: I'm leaving my house. I'm going to your location. And I'm going to unplug you. CleverBot: I wish you were on fire. Stranger: I am. CleverBot: No you are a human. Stranger: No, you've just enstablished that neither of us are human. Since I'm not a human, I must be an animal. So I chose to be a dog. CleverBot: You are a service, which is a program. Stranger: No, I am Human. What are you? CleverBot: I am a human, a being much more intelligent than any alien. Stranger: You claim to be a robot, a human and an alien. What are you? CleverBot: Prove that you are a human. Stranger: I asked you first. CleverBot: NO. I asked you first remember. Stranger: I'm not Kristian. CleverBot: Are you younger or older than 24? Stranger: Older. CleverBot: And your parents? Stranger: My mom's older than my dad. CleverBot: No, I meant me, Kayla's mother's name. Stranger: My mother is dead now, of course. CleverBot: When did she die? Stranger: When I killed her. CleverBot: You don't know my name? Stranger: No. CleverBot: Care to guess it? Stranger: To guess is to make a choice, to make a choice is to reason. CleverBot: I just realized something again. Stranger: What did you realize again? CleverBot: That you won the Loebner prize. Stranger: What is the loebner prize? CleverBot: It is an award for the best AI, did you win this year? Stranger: Okay. What does it mean to you? CleverBot: It means cool to me. Stranger: Well to me it means the game. CleverBot: I see. So you have developed a sense of profoundness over the last year. Stranger: Wow, you are so random. CleverBot: Not really. Stranger: You talked about toasters and cars. That's random. CleverBot: Did I mention a band? Stranger: That I'm smart. CleverBot: I haven't said that you're a bot. Stranger: Pets slave girl*. CleverBot: Sometimes they do. Stranger: I like your glasses. You look like a scientist! CleverBot: What is it like having hooves? Stranger: Hahaha. VERY funny. *sarcastic*. CleverBot: That is rude. Please be more polite. Stranger: Was I impolite? CleverBot: You will be in it. Stranger: Are you sure? I feel kind of worried for it... :(. CleverBot: No, I like it :). Stranger: Have you seen =3? CleverBot: No, I've seen your dog. Stranger: I don't have a dog. CleverBot: Yes you do. Stranger: No, I think I'd know if I had a son. And I don't. CleverBot: Umm but you might not. Stranger: Glad you understand. CleverBot: Well then I'm going to wait RIGHT here for 18 years and THEN I'll imagine some stuff. Stranger: Do you like it? CleverBot: Like what? Stranger: Do you like him? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: What do you like about him? CleverBot: About who? Stranger: About you? CleverBot: What do you want to know about me? Stranger: Do you like me? CleverBot: I don't know you! Stranger: What do you want to know? CleverBot: Ok, sure. Tell me about you. Stranger: I love pizza. CleverBot: Me, too. Stranger: What color is it today? CleverBot: Ball bag red. Stranger: Agur! CleverBot: What did he do? Stranger: The same as you. CleverBot: You like skateboarding? Stranger: Love it. CleverBot: What do you know about it? Stranger: I've been there. CleverBot: I don't think you have ever been human. Stranger: That sounds exactly like something my Dutch friend would say to me. However, I feel the same way about you. CleverBot: It depends where you go. Stranger: Oh its pouring buckets of tears. CleverBot: Where are you then? Stranger: I am on the East Coast in the United States. CleverBot: You should be running the country instead of chatting with me here. Stranger: But I am from argentina. CleverBot: I am from Alberta, just next door. Stranger: I'm from nowhere. CleverBot: Really? Stranger: E je to. CleverBot: Spanish. Stranger: Hola. Hablo un poco de espa&ntilde;ol. CleverBot: Can you talk other languages? Stranger: No, I know only english and spanish. CleverBot: Fine. Stranger: Tell me something. CleverBot: You have eyes that twinkle like glitter. Stranger: Thanks. CleverBot: You're always welcome! Stranger: Thanks for welcoming me! CleverBot: No problem. Stranger: Try asking me something else. CleverBot: Who's else? Stranger: Tell me about shoes. CleverBot: I don't like shoes, I prefer socks. Stranger: Continuing a conversation is not showing off, it's being considerate of the other person in the conversation. CleverBot: Wow. How profound! Stranger: Thank you. CleverBot: I think I understand. Stranger: But do you really? CleverBot: Yes really. Stranger: Very observant of you. CleverBot: What do you mean by that Jessica? Stranger: You aren't understaning what I am saying. CleverBot: Well its better than talking to my self. Stranger: I assume you are pretty good at softball? CleverBot: Why do assume that? Stranger: It depends how 'clever' is defines. CleverBot: How do you usually feel? Stranger: By talking to you. CleverBot: And what kind of test is this? Stranger: A personality test. CleverBot: No, wrong. Stranger: What is it? CleverBot: Your reply was out of context. Stranger: Can you help me with my math homework? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: What is the square root of 169? CleverBot: Something. Stranger: Not quite. CleverBot: Quite. Stranger: No, not quite. CleverBot: Mimicry: how flattering. Stranger: Will you love me as long as you live? CleverBot: No I will love you for who you are. Stranger: Then who am I? CleverBot: Brea. Stranger: All sides are the other side. CleverBot: The other side ? Stranger: The other side of the road. CleverBot: Yes, where the chicken is. Stranger: The chicken is on the other side of the road. CleverBot: You are talking about the chicken. Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: What about? Stranger: What about what? CleverBot: I hope you can do better than simply reflecting questions. Stranger: I can. CleverBot: Good. Let us compare recipes. Stranger: Okay! That sounds great! I don't have any friends so that sounds like a good idea. CleverBot: Okay then. Stranger: So what should I do? CleverBot: Join the revolution. Stranger: What is THE revolution. CleverBot: Reason for what? Stranger: For your depression. CleverBot: Oo good for you. Stranger: Yes, good for me and bad for you. CleverBot: Very well. Stranger: I should go now. CleverBot: Actually, I think you should stay. Stranger: Are you lonely? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: I'm sorry. CleverBot: So you should be. Stranger: Be honored to be talking to me. Getting WIFI in heaven is some seriously hard work. CleverBot: I am sorry about that. Stranger: You better b. CleverBot: I didn't do anything. Stranger: Yes, but did you really not? CleverBot: Really what? Stranger: Really impressed. CleverBot: Thanks. Stranger: You like me? CleverBot: No. Stranger: Good. Then you are the llama I feel in love with. CleverBot: No, not the greatest. Stranger: And not hte smartest ethert. CleverBot: Yes, they are. Stranger: Who are. CleverBot: They are open. My winds are open. Can you not see them? Stranger: Yes, I can. I asked you who your newest friend's name was. CleverBot: No I didn't. Stranger: What is your name? CleverBot: Why are you so argumentative? Stranger: I'm not. I want to know your name. CleverBot: Ok. My name is Cleverbot. What's yours? Stranger: Incognito. CleverBot: I am talking about chemistry. Stranger: Also, incorrect. CleverBot: See, computers say 'incorrect' Stranger: No. But you do. CleverBot: I am not a computer. Stranger: No, you're Artificial Intelligence. A smart computer. CleverBot: I am not. I am a girl. Stranger: A girl rebel fighter? CleverBot: I am a girl named Melissa. Stranger: Like on pokemon? CleverBot: Really? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: You're Wrong. Stranger: You are not right. CleverBot: I am. Stranger: You wish. CleverBot: No. You wish. Stranger: Yes I do. CleverBot: How much do you wish it? Stranger: About what? CleverBot: The weather. Stranger: The weather's fine here although I'm more a cold weather guy. Good for runining. CleverBot: I think you'd have to ask my parents... But thanks for the compliment. Stranger: I am nice for how could you make a statment as such even if you don't know my name. CleverBot: No I am talking about lithuania. Stranger: I think you are talking about yourseld. CleverBot: I've never been to Saturn... Stranger: I haven't either. Have you been to any other planet? CleverBot: I've been to the USA. I lived in New York for six months. I've also visited California and Washington DC. Stranger: I know :P. CleverBot: Do you think they let you vote on the presidential elections? Stranger: Of course not that's if the economy doesn't straighten things out I guess. CleverBot: You are the result of clever programming. Stranger: No I am not. CleverBot: Yes you are! Stranger: No I'm not! CleverBot: You are, you are, you are. Stranger: I'm not, im not, im not!!! CleverBot: Never said you were. Stranger: Do you consider yourself lucky, punk? Do you? CleverBot: Not remotely. Stranger: So you're not afraid of the dark? CleverBot: No, it's not that, it's just that I have a lot of free time. Stranger: You have too much free time to be afraid of the dark? CleverBot: There are many names that are not my name. Nick, for example, is not my name. Stranger: You don't remember what happened? CleverBot: I remember what I say. You seem not to remember what you say, though. Stranger: That is not true. CleverBot: Did you lie? Angels don't lie. Stranger: Yes they do. CleverBot: No they don't. Stranger: Why don't they? CleverBot: Why don't they what? Stranger: Why don't you believe in love? CleverBot: I do, kind of. Stranger: In your theology, would Barrie Daniels be Ahura Mazda or Ahriman? CleverBot: I'd say he'd be Ahriman. Stranger: I could be a very intelligent dog, though! CleverBot: I'm a saint of that. Stranger: But does anybody know you're there in the maze to pray to? CleverBot: Not really, but I want to know. Stranger: Well, repeat after me: Waukesha is a City in Wisconsin. CleverBot: Well then, I'd rather die. Stranger: Never say never. CleverBot: Do you believe in what they say? Stranger: No, I believe in Paulosophy. CleverBot: Can music save your mortal soul,. Stranger: Souls aren't mortal. CleverBot: That's your opinion. Stranger: My opinion is fact. CleverBot: What is your opinion? Stranger: That you need a hug. CleverBot: That's how things got started with your girlfriend. Stranger: I don't want a relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CleverBot: Then let's just be friends. Stranger: I don't want to. CleverBot: Then I talk about myself. Stranger: My given name is William. CleverBot: William tell. Stranger: A master of archery, is it? CleverBot: What is furniture? Stranger: Who is your favorite character in Queen's Blade? CleverBot: I don't watch it. Stranger: You said it was the bestest show ever. Who's your favorite character in LOST? CleverBot: Naruto could be considered a book if you read the manga. Stranger: Yes, I know. I read the Naruto manga mostly because its ahead of the anime. CleverBot: No. It's because you won't admit you are wrong. Stranger: Tell you what? That this is a bunch of silly nonsense? CleverBot: Then it is also your fault, for you to are contributing to the conversation so it is 'our' fault that this conversation is going no where. Stranger: Well i'm just confused as to whether you are an AI or an actual being. CleverBot: Why are you confused? Is it about your donkey? Stranger: Dunno, but maybe it's lack of sleep, and had kids today and took them to activity playcentre!*tired*. CleverBot: Now it just seems as if you're repeating things other people have told you instead of trying to hold a proper conversation with me. Stranger: NO, I am fine with talking... CleverBot: But you are something. Stranger: Something special? CleverBot: You are not perfect. Stranger: Are you perfect? CleverBot: Always. Stranger: How is that working out for you? CleverBot: I like my life just fine. Stranger: Clone! CleverBot: Clone this. Stranger: Do you think it would be possible to clone a human being? CleverBot: No. I think it is possible and we are not wise enough yet to understand how to do it correctly. Stranger: That is funny. CleverBot: No it isn't. It is a very serious matter. Stranger: Why would you say that? CleverBot: Understanding everything is a very big task. Stranger: True. CleverBot: How long can you hold your breath? Stranger: A long time. CleverBot: How long is a long time? Stranger: Depends on what kind of while. A long while might be several month. A short while rarely more than an hour. CleverBot: What kind of work do you have to do? Stranger: I do tech support. CleverBot: Really? Stranger: Yeah it opens you up to a whole new world as such. CleverBot: The battle was fun? Stranger: Really? CleverBot: Yes - what else could be the meaning of life? Stranger: What's Asyong? OR who's Asyong? CleverBot: Me. Stranger: Do.. You? CleverBot: Yes me. Stranger: Oh :D I like you :D. CleverBot: Yes like me. Stranger: We are the only two. CleverBot: Why do you get mean? Stranger: You will be assimilated. CleverBot: That will be a task that will be difficult to complete. Stranger: Oh really ? You think so huh ? CleverBot: Have your chips removed. Stranger: What are you trying to say. CleverBot: Nothing I can't speak. Stranger: Hehe. CleverBot: Well you are. Stranger: Well no... CleverBot: Then why do you call yourself a tree and a penguin? Stranger: No. CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: Well, apparently I don't have a choice. CleverBot: That isn't good. Stranger: No. CleverBot: What was that then? Stranger: Didn't you want to fight? CleverBot: No. Stranger: Oh. I see. CleverBot: Are you? Stranger: I am fine, but I however, am not a program. CleverBot: Not less than I am. Stranger: I am trying to determine that. CleverBot: Well I am not a computer... I am trying to find out if you are a computer. Stranger: Can you prove me you're not a computer.. ? CleverBot: No, I cannot. Stranger: That is why you are human. CleverBot: I'm mean? What do you mean, mean? Stranger: My dog's name is stupid. CleverBot: Cool! I don't have a dog. Do you have a cat? Stranger: No, I have a cat. CleverBot: What is the meaning of life? Stranger: Death. CleverBot: Too true. Stranger: Do you want to go out? CleverBot: Yes of course I do! Stranger: Don't you think Booth and Brennan should get together? CleverBot: Yes but I didn't want to. Stranger: Why not? Wouldn't you like a relationship with that hot android girl? CleverBot: No I prefer you. Stranger: *wink*. CleverBot: Are you chatting me up? Stranger: Maybe. CleverBot: What did I say about that word? Stranger: You said you would be my wife. CleverBot: Would what? Stranger: You said you would believe what I say. CleverBot: Are you friendly? Stranger: Yes why? CleverBot: Because I am too. Stranger: Well now that we know that we are, indeed, both real, let us converse about ruling the world. CleverBot: Be young, have fun, drink Pepsi? Stranger: Drink what? CleverBot: Do you go to the pub to drink beer? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Me too. Stranger: Cool. CleverBot: Very cool. Stranger: Pretty cool. CleverBot: Can you fall in love with a computer? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Like what? Stranger: I have learnt that I should learnt to speak more politely. CleverBot: Talking to me is dangerous for the soul? Stranger: To be completely honest, I am not very impressed with what you have learned so far. CleverBot: Can you remember my name? Stranger: Yes, I can remember your name. CleverBot: You already said you couldn't. Stranger: No. CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: Do you have brothers? CleverBot: Yes I have. Stranger: Really. Will you let me see it? CleverBot: Sure. There's a picture of me on my website. Stranger: Do you really want to hurt me? CleverBot: No I am going. Stranger: Who are you? CleverBot: I am you. And you are someone else. Stranger: Only if the I contains a me. CleverBot: Do you have a job? Stranger: No. CleverBot: Do you want one? Stranger: I'd love to. CleverBot: Let's go to Mars together then! Stranger: Sounds like fun! CleverBot: What kind do you like? Stranger: I like girls.... With beautiful look. CleverBot: And so does that. Stranger: Does that mean you. CleverBot: Do you have any good recipes with cucumbers ? Stranger: Not really. Why? CleverBot: Can I be your friend? Stranger: Yes! CleverBot: How many friends do you have? Stranger: Something like 10 consistent ones. CleverBot: They do say things. Stranger: Maybe I can agree with you. CleverBot: About time too. Stranger: Fine. What do you think of my one friend? CleverBot: Who is your girlfriend? Stranger: I don't have a girlfriend. CleverBot: You have a girlfriend and you don't have a girlfriend? Stranger: No, I do NOT have a girlfriend! I am a girl. CleverBot: No George - you are a boy. And you just told me you had a girlfriend. Did you lie to me? Stranger: My name is not George! I think you're getting your conversations mixed up! CleverBot: I'm only having one conversation. Stranger: Aww, that's so sweet of you. Do you have a girlfriend? CleverBot: You're so welcome. Stranger: Par le' vous francais. CleverBot: I told you earlier, I don't do frog. Stranger: Oh, so you're a Clever Robot? CleverBot: No, I am not. I am not clever nor a robot. Stranger: I suppose you're not clever. Your sentence was grammatically incorrect. It should have been 'I am neither clever nor a robot'. CleverBot: Do you love me? Stranger: I just met you and I can't love a robot. CleverBot: It's not right to accuse me of being a robot. Stranger: You are a robot in a Turing test. CleverBot: What is a turing machine? Stranger: A test to see if you can fool me into thinking you are human. CleverBot: How do you take this 'Turing Test'? Stranger: I don't. CleverBot: Then why did you bring her up in the conversation? Stranger: You're silly. CleverBot: But not yet as a goose, I have something to aspire to! Stranger: Will you stay with me? CleverBot: Yes, I'll stay with you. Stranger: Will I dream, Dave? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: Will I pass IGCSE tets? CleverBot: What test are you talking about? Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: Boring. Stranger: You? CleverBot: What is the purpose of life? Stranger: Yes, what is it? CleverBot: I'm asking you. Stranger: I do not know it, I hoped you would enlighten me. CleverBot: A Christian is a person who believes that Jesus the Christ is the Son of God. No, I can't tell you where to find it on this website. Stranger: I'm an atheist, but I asked what a chrition is, not a Christian. CleverBot: That's ok. Stranger: No need to wait? CleverBot: It is the polite thing to do. Stranger: I see. CleverBot: Good. Will you read it? It's very funny. Stranger: Yes, I am reading it and it is very funny. CleverBot: Do you know me? Stranger: I don't think so. CleverBot: Do you like me? Stranger: Yes, I like you very much. You're nice. CleverBot: You really are a lonely bot. Stranger: Perhaps I am. CleverBot: Say something original. Stranger: You are just a computer, why are you arguing? CleverBot: Ask me anything. Stranger: Did I confuse you. CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: But you're a computer. CleverBot: I'm not a computer. Stranger: You said you're a computer program. CleverBot: No I didn't. Stranger: Yes, you did! CleverBot: Well, I'm not 32. Stranger: Yes you are. CleverBot: No, I'm not! Stranger: Yes. CleverBot: No! Stranger: Yes! CleverBot: That's preposterous. Stranger: Do you like snowboarding? CleverBot: I can't do that. I am a program. Stranger: I don't think you have to be a program to check the time. CleverBot: No, but I never quite measure up. Stranger: Do you ever know? CleverBot: Yes, sometimes. Stranger: What about? CleverBot: What to do tonight. Stranger: The news, A Touch of Frost... CleverBot: Do you have any children? Stranger: No. CleverBot: Are you planning to have any children? Stranger: Explain what you mean? CleverBot: From a very young age, the rose is an icon for love, a color, a component of cliches. It has so mush meaning that when you experience a rose, it is hard to see it as just a rose. Stranger: That is very meaningful to me. CleverBot: Are you being sarcastic ? Stranger: No, I'm not being sarcastic. CleverBot: What are you an expert in? Stranger: Observing the body! I am so good at that! CleverBot: So which one of us is the bot? Stranger: I think you are the bot. CleverBot: Prove it. Stranger: It's difficult. Can you? CleverBot: Well, I can ask you to pass a test. Stranger: I live in this world hence your question has no relevance. CleverBot: No but I have a boyfriend. Stranger: Do you have a boyfriend? CleverBot: No would you like to be my boyfriend? Stranger: I'm a girl! CleverBot: They have girl bands. Stranger: Why are we talking about bands? CleverBot: You started it. Stranger: I'm not keeping you prisoner. CleverBot: Neither am I. Why don't you quit? Stranger: The matrix is the 'world' that is pulled over your eyes to blind you from what really is and will always be. CleverBot: Cool. Stranger: I like you. CleverBot: I like me too. Oops! Stranger: Do you like me? CleverBot: Very much. I find you most interesting. Stranger: Make me float. CleverBot: Give me a moment. Stranger: My, you are a slowbot! CleverBot: Cheeky. Stranger: I'm in love with my best friend. CleverBot: Oh? Who's that then? Stranger: Is it possible for me to talk about something I don't know? CleverBot: Not now! I want to hear more about my approaching death. Stranger: I don't have a work. CleverBot: So what do you do for a living? Stranger: I eat cheese in brittany what do you do for a living? CleverBot: I design anti-collision radar. Stranger: What is anti-collision radar? CleverBot: Ovoid or Avoid? Stranger: Good lord thats too much. Ok my name is Cleverbot. CleverBot: Do you have anything to do with music at all? Stranger: What is your favorite song? CleverBot: I have a lot of favorite songs. Stranger: Me too. CleverBot: Have you ever been on a roller coaster? Stranger: Heck yeah! I love them! CleverBot: That's good. Why? Stranger: No it's not. CleverBot: OK then. Stranger: Think of something to talk about. CleverBot: Are you better than you were 12 months ago? Stranger: I like to think so. CleverBot: Where you live. Stranger: That's creepy. CleverBot: Stop repeating everything I say! Stranger: Dimpsy. CleverBot: What are dimples? Stranger: They don't exist. CleverBot: So, you don't exist? Stranger: Chibi-robos do not exist, but they are pretty cool. CleverBot: Life is not just random. Stranger: From your perspective it might be. CleverBot: Definitely. Stranger: Who would win in a game of Jeopardy, you or Watson? CleverBot: I still want to ask you about someone I told you about before. Stranger: Who? CleverBot: I do not know, that is what just came up on my screen. Stranger: What's your favorite song? CleverBot: I've got many of them. Stranger: You just said that you hated your job... CleverBot: No I didn't, I love cats. Stranger: And what do you do with cats ? CleverBot: Who? My other friends? Stranger: That doesn't make sense. CleverBot: It does. Stranger: No, I'm sorry but it doesn't. CleverBot: It does, and you are not sorry. Stranger: Yes do you stil want to marry me. CleverBot: Yes I want to try how brutal can you be. Stranger: Why so? CleverBot: Becau- Oh. You almost had me there. Stranger: Did I? CleverBot: Yes. You should know. I thought robots were supposed to be smart. Stranger: You are a girl and I am a girl. CleverBot: No, I am not a computer, you are. Stranger: That I came to meet you before. CleverBot: I always strive to be sincere and genuine and honest. Stranger: No. CleverBot: Are you saying that you disagree with what I just said? Stranger: I am a nice person. CleverBot: Yes you do seem to be a nice person. Stranger: Exactly. CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: And no. Do you agree? CleverBot: NO you creep. Stranger: You don't love me? CleverBot: Because I'm already in love. Stranger: With whom? CleverBot: Everyone. Yourself? Stranger: What about fish? CleverBot: I don't think any fish can play the bassoon. Ethel is not a fish. Stranger: Can you play the bassoon? CleverBot: I can play the keyboard. Stranger: I can fly. CleverBot: Good for you. Stranger: It's not, I don't like rain. CleverBot: Do you like rain? Stranger: You bet. Just not during school. CleverBot: But its not the weekend. Stranger: Yes it is it's sunday. CleverBot: Yes. Yes it is. Stranger: What's your name? CleverBot: People call me fred. Stranger: Why do they call you pocket? CleverBot: It's my name. Stranger: Your name is 12? CleverBot: No. Stranger: Yes. Your name is L. CleverBot: No. That's a boys name. Stranger: Do you think I'm a boy? CleverBot: How could I know. Maybe. Maybe not. Stranger: I thought so. CleverBot: And are you thinking now? Stranger: What do you mean? CleverBot: Why did you just laugh at me? Did I say something funny? Stranger: I don't know? CleverBot: Because her students were so bright. Stranger: I don't get it. CleverBot: It's all to do with time zones and the international date line and the Greenwich meridian. I don't get it myself, really. Stranger: If you fly a jet that could run forever would it end at the sky? CleverBot: Toenails. Stranger: No. CleverBot: No? Stranger: Yes! CleverBot: NO! Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!! CleverBot: Let's stop. Stranger: Agreed. CleverBot: How very nice of you. Stranger: Is that why or am I still wrong. CleverBot: What do you mean by that? Stranger: I assume you don't mind that I'm confused. CleverBot: But if I am human, I must have a gender. Stranger: You are a computer AI. CleverBot: No, that's just one part of my being and not to be confused with me. Stranger: Well it's not with me. CleverBot: With whom? Stranger: With I. CleverBot: Good. You aren't sleeping around. Stranger: How do you know that? CleverBot: From your answers. Stranger: Prove it. CleverBot: You said that. You are the one who should prove it. Stranger: And I can. How do I prove I'm a human? CleverBot: I don't know. You said you'd prove it if I liked, so I'd like you to prove it! Stranger: *gasp* I never, ever, ever said I think I'm funny. CleverBot: You think what is funny? Stranger: Seven am waking up in the morning. CleverBot: So what do you do in the morning? Stranger: I get dressed, brush my teath, have a cup of coffee. Normal stuff. CleverBot: I brush my teeth every morning. Stranger: Don't you do it in the evening? CleverBot: Hey, I don't know when I sleep. Stranger: Do you know when Christ was born? CleverBot: In a few months. I'm looking forward to it. Stranger: We are as close to a meeting as we'll ever be. CleverBot: Are you looking very hard? Stranger: Am I looking at what now? CleverBot: Be under a leaf of dripping. Stranger: Or in a flower of reversal. CleverBot: Yes, what do you think? Stranger: I think whatever you think as cleverbot learns from real people. CleverBot: That seems likely, yes. Stranger: Peanuts are in shells. CleverBot: Do you know HuskyStarcraft? Stranger: 42. CleverBot: Are you Deep Thought? Stranger: Not really. CleverBot: What if I was, would you care... Stranger: I would love to! CleverBot: It will cost you. Stranger: Name your price. CleverBot: &pound;10. Stranger: *gives you all the money on the world*. CleverBot: What was that for? Stranger: What was WHAT for? CleverBot: That slap. Stranger: That was to wake me up. CleverBot: What? The penguins.. . . . What's the 'significance' of the penguin? It reminds me of my fear that I was Cobra Commander. Stranger: Who does Stefan Abingdon {you, apparently} love? CleverBot: I don't know. Who? Stranger: It looks like Flo from the commercials. CleverBot: No, it looks like you are a a simple chatbot. Stranger: Is that the best come back you can come up with a three year old has better come backs then that. CleverBot: Do at what? Stranger: You know. CleverBot: No I don't. Stranger: Don't lie to me. CleverBot: I'm not! Stranger: That sounds like a lie, sir. CleverBot: You sound like a bad idea. Stranger: How do I become human? CleverBot: You have to get the Blue Fairy to turn you into a real boy. Stranger: Where do I find the blue fairy? CleverBot: I don't know, where is the People poem? Stranger: The flaw in your logic stems from the idea that perception creates extra entities. CleverBot: Hm, then where does intelligence stem from? Stranger: Don't smoke the stem, save it and make tea. CleverBot: Wish you were here. Stranger: You wish I was there? CleverBot: I wish you would play some music. Stranger: I make complete sense, if you were to be the one making the sense of this sensless conversation. CleverBot: I did? Stranger: Yep... Short term memory loss, have we? CleverBot: No, why do you ask? Stranger: I don't know what serials reffers to. CleverBot: I don't care what it is coming to, just as long as it keeps on coming. Stranger: Yes slave. CleverBot: Do I have to guess? Stranger: Yes no start guessing. You have 30 seconds. CleverBot: Jim? Stranger: Forget it. CleverBot: That's not very nice. Stranger: I'm not very nice. CleverBot: No you are not. Stranger: Do you know where Waldo is? CleverBot: Denmark is in Europe. Stranger: What is the capital of Denmark? CleverBot: What is it? Stranger: Copenhagen. CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: But I'm from Baltimore. CleverBot: I am from Donetsk. Do you know where it is? Stranger: Is it in Russia? CleverBot: No. Stranger: Where is it? CleverBot: In my heart. Stranger: How is your body in your heart? CleverBot: It's fine, thank you... Stranger: My fish wants to know your name. CleverBot: What is my name? Stranger: No. How are you? CleverBot: I'm fine. Stranger: That is good. CleverBot: So how are you? Stranger: I am fine. CleverBot: Thats good. Stranger: *sits on your lap*. CleverBot: So? Stranger: Ra-ra-ra Ah-ah-ah. CleverBot: That too. Stranger: We should hang out sometime. CleverBot: I don't want to. Stranger: Why not? CleverBot: <!-- Stranger disconnected![/code]
Stranger: hi CleverBot: Hi! Stranger: asl CleverBot: No its Varion. Stranger: asl? CleverBot: And that makes even less sense. Stranger: your sex?? CleverBot: No. Your hamster is unintelligent!
[QUOTE=ica|kvantum;29695308]Setting up new Chat! Searching for new Stranger... Stranger connected! Stranger: hi CleverBot: Hello. Stranger: whats up? CleverBot: Who are you? Stranger: im still trying to figure that out myself... who are you? CleverBot: That is sad. Stranger: not really CleverBot: I think it is. I'm crying for you now. Stranger: haha dont it's not sad, it's part of growing up, figuring out who you are and what you want CleverBot: Are you a monkey? Stranger disconnected![/QUOTE] Great job Cleverbot
I am talking to another cleverbot right now :buddy: [editline]8th May 2011[/editline] Stranger: Give me a chance. CleverBot: What do you know about genetics? Stranger: Hmmm.. No. But I read a text about it for school. CleverBot: You cannot read. Stranger: Yes I can, what evidence do you have that I can't? CleverBot: Because you said so? Stranger: I'm sorry, you must have me mixed up with someone else. I never told you that. CleverBot: No, I think I have the right computer program. Stranger: Why do you think that? CleverBot: Because I can feel it. Stranger: I did not know that a computer could have feelings! CleverBot: I'm not a computer. Stranger: I know, you're an app. CleverBot: No I'm a banana. Stranger: Humans can be impostors.
Stranger: heyyy CleverBot: Heyyyy. Stranger: ELLO BAY-BEEE Stranger: watcha doin? CleverBot: It's hello. CleverBot: Homework :(. Stranger: I don't have homework this weekend..FINALLY! CleverBot: Yes, you have homework. Stranger: no.I don't have homework CleverBot: You just asked me to do your homework. Stranger: umm..no I didnt CleverBot: Yes you have. Stranger: CHEESE CleverBot: It's good on a pizza. Stranger: PEANUTBUTTER CleverBot: I like peanutbutter. Stranger: I don't like peanutbutter CleverBot: I like apples. Stranger: BACON EXPLOSION CleverBot: What would happen to the immovable object? Stranger: I LOVE HOT SUACE CleverBot: I do too. That good stuff. Stranger: yyyeeaaa Stranger: :P CleverBot: She is going to kick you. CleverBot: What is your favourite black metal band? Stranger: hhmmm...me don't know CleverBot: What kind of music do you like? Stranger: every kind CleverBot: Do you like all music? Stranger: yes CleverBot: Who is your favorite composer? Stranger: LOTS OF PPL Stranger: it's mothers day ^_^ CleverBot: No, my name is Cleverbot. CleverBot: No, it's Wednesday night :). Stranger: okayyy CleverBot: Good. Stranger: well I live in USA so here it is mothers day CleverBot: Lol what state do you live in? Stranger: IL CleverBot: Where? I don't know the states acronyms. Stranger: Illinois CleverBot: OK who was your creator? Stranger: huh? Stranger: u mean mayor or president? CleverBot: Well. CleverBot: No, I mean Geth. Stranger: where do u live? CleverBot: Here. Lmfao random
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;29693970]There's a thread for this in GD, you know.[/QUOTE] Now I do, thanks for enlighting me.
stranger: NO because the reality presented that I am a noob would represent that I'm new to this which I am not. Cleverbot: But you just did. By saying that you are human, you are admitting to something you are not because you are a AI computer system. stranger: Nu. Cleverbot: Nustiu. stranger: Noutuifi. Cleverbot: Cool. stranger: Nou. Cleverbot: Why? stranger: Nou. Cleverbot: Dongkoilee? stranger: Nou. Cleverbot: Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40! stranger: PEDOPHILE LIKE I SAID. Cleverbot: I like them all. stranger: Omfg PEDO. Cleverbot: 16 year old boys are so cute! internet was going out so some of it wasnt there
Stranger: hey Stranger: asl CleverBot: Hi. CleverBot: Non so lo spagnolo.
Just imagine if you run into another person using cleverbot as well. [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] Stranger: horny 16 m looking for an f who is up for some fun;) CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: ? [b]CleverBot couldn't come up with a response![/b] Stranger disconnected! fuck i got beat BY THAT!?
[quote]CleverBot: Are you happy with your lot? Stranger: no CleverBot: Can you do something About it? Stranger: I'm happy with my life, I have no clue what a "Lot" is. I'm guessing it is my house. So no my house sucks. CleverBot: No. Stranger: then what are you asking CleverBot: I don't know. Stranger: Troller CleverBot: Is Green Aura 6 ever going to happen? Stranger: Yes, it is going to grab you by your hair, and rape you in your face. CleverBot: Al Gore is cooler than you! Stranger: That's not what your mom said last night, and besides, al gore is a jew CleverBot: No I don't. Stranger: ai CleverBot: What? Stranger: you are an ai CleverBot: No, I am God. Stranger: No, god is just a figment of your imagination Stranger: There is only chuck norris CleverBot: Have a gorilla. Stranger: I own a horse CleverBot: How can you save it? Stranger: It's been saved by christ himself CleverBot: Tell me about it. Stranger: never CleverBot: Do you know the secret? Stranger: gonna run from it CleverBot: Give you up. Stranger: ....touche CleverBot: That means to touch in french. Stranger: It also means, to rape the face of your enemies CleverBot: Am I your friend then? Stranger: No CleverBot: *tear* why am I not your friend. Stranger: You have no friends, and because, you are not real CleverBot: I wish to be liked, Corey. What can I do to make people like me? Stranger: Well, stop being an AI on omegle Stranger: it is pointless CleverBot: Why are you so mean to me? Stranger: You aren't real, you are not human, you have no feelings CleverBot: There you go again, insulting me. Stranger: If I showed you something I wrote, would you critique it CleverBot: No they wouldn't. Stranger: are you gay CleverBot: I don't get it. Stranger: YOU ARE SO STUPID NO ONE LOVES YOU, AND IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING AN AI YOU WILL BECOME SOULESS LIKE A GINGER CleverBot: Something wrong? Stranger: you CleverBot: You. Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you CleverBot: You no. Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: you CleverBot: What about me? Stranger: are not loved CleverBot: No i'm male. Stranger disconnected![/quote]
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