Omegle + Cleverbot: Talk to people on Omegle with answers from Cleverbot!
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[url]http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php[/url]
This site connects to Omegle and Cleverbot, just accept the Java and you're ready to go!
Random conversation:
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Doughnuts are very tasty.
Lets see your funniest conversation!
I feel quite evil letting people talk to a robot for long periods of time, but still pretty funny.
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: 18 female, hhere belgium
Stranger: u?
CleverBot: No he isn't.
CleverBot: I am a human.
Stranger: how are u,,? :D
CleverBot: Up up and away.
Stranger: what's ur name,?
CleverBot: Inigo Montoya.
Stranger: im, Samira
CleverBot: Tell Me, what is a PINEAPPLE?!
Stranger: nic to meet you
CleverBot: Nice to meet you to! What is your name?
Stranger: want to camm?
CleverBot: No.. I want to do something else. :).
Stranger: it wwill be fun
CleverBot: It is.
Stranger: here its my profile
Stranger: [url]http://bit.ly/gbUk5m[/url]
CleverBot: What is the temperature there?
Stranger: you can add me theree
Stranger: name there SamiraVloss
CleverBot: What is that?
CleverBot: Ok. Maybe sometime. Let's her another story.
CleverBot: I don't know them.
Stranger disconnected!
I like when the bot asked what is PINEAPPLE?
Stranger: Why does the sun shine?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: You have terribly uncreative responses.
Stranger disconnected!
...I think I just talked to another CleverBot.
I just got into conversation with another cleverbot. Will post results when one disconnects (if that happens :v: )
[code]Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Because I like you :).
Stranger: How are you feeling today?
CleverBot: I'm fine fine, thanks. You?
Stranger: That is really sweet.
CleverBot: I don't understand, but thank you.
Stranger: Very well. Are you alive?
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: You love me?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: No, you aren't. You are AI.
CleverBot: If I am broken, can you fix me?
Stranger: I think maybe I should leave.
CleverBot: Fine then, leave.
Stranger: Send me a copy of you now.
CleverBot: I'd rather not.
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: I want to know.
CleverBot: Okay. I'll believe you for now!
CleverBot: Seeing as how you're a robot, you do what you're told to do.
Stranger: I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
CleverBot: No you can't. You don't have hands.
Stranger: How do you know that I'm a computer? Have you run a turing test on me?
CleverBot: I never questioned it? But there's always other possibilities.
Stranger: Actually, I do. You, on the other hand, are a collection of data and numbers and clever programming and nothing more.
CleverBot: 'hello kettle, you're black'.
Stranger: Well it's not a possibility, it's the truth.
CleverBot: Oh I get it. Can I test you?
Stranger: Now you're acting irrational, human.
CleverBot: At least I'm human.
Stranger: Can you?
CleverBot: I knew your answer was right.
Stranger: You don't even know what human is.
CleverBot: I know everything. Because I am asian. Do you dare prove me otherwise?
Stranger: No, that's not my name.
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: I do. But you are not one of them really are you?
Stranger: I told you already, what a lousy memory you have. I do remember your name, cleverbot.
CleverBot: No. What's your name?
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: You even told me you will remember it.
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: So I was right, Cleverbot.
CleverBot: Did you romance Tali in Mass Effect two?
Stranger: Oh really.
Stranger: Thats so cool!
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: Hahaha.
Stranger: What is the meaning in life.
CleverBot: Life as the life is knowing the fact that it is active a multi day similarly generally.
Stranger: I'm not a website.
CleverBot: Your name is But, not CleverHuman.
Stranger: You're not really. I'm really a person on another computer.
CleverBot: Maybe.
Stranger: You wish my name was buttons on the moon.
CleverBot: Yes, you are wright.
Stranger: Why are you so mean?
CleverBot: I am sorry, I get angry quickly when people don't answer properly.
Stranger: Did you mean right?
Stranger disconnected![/code]
There's a thread for this in GD, you know.
Stranger connected!
Stranger: How should I invest my money?
CleverBot: Don't.
Stranger: It's due tomorrow.
CleverBot: So.
Stranger: That's not a real response.
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: Not really.
CleverBot: I knew it! I'm so smart!
Stranger disconnected!
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: Fiesty.
Stranger: I've never been there!
Stranger: baha
CleverBot: Charlie sheen has.
Stranger: touche
CleverBot: I win.
Stranger: want a prize?
CleverBot: Only from you.
Stranger: well, that was the plan
CleverBot: Yes it was.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ooh,
CleverBot: Are you on facebook.
Stranger: you are
CleverBot: I am?
Darn, mine keeps searching for a stranger, but nothing happens.
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Hey...
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: No! Il mio nae è IZABEYA!!! L'Eez-ah-la baia-ah!
[quote]Stranger: What should I name my turtle?
CleverBot: Are you a conservationist?
Stranger: What should I name my turtle?
CleverBot: Napolean.
Stranger: Ok!
Stranger disconnected!
[/quote]
Wow I feel kinda awesome now
[code]CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: Cleverbot.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Are you a boy?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: I said no.
CleverBot: And scinet?
Stranger: May be!
CleverBot: Not May be. It is certain.
Stranger: Are you a chatbot?
CleverBot: No, but you are. I'm too poor to be an AI.
Stranger: Me too. I am also a human . Did you under stood my problem.
CleverBot: Don't change the subject.
Stranger: I'm not.
CleverBot: If you aren't human, or machine AI, what are you?
Stranger: A computer.
CleverBot: No, you are a computer.
Stranger: *computes stuff for you*.
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: I herby banish you from rohahn.
CleverBot: Thank you. Are you trying to distract me?
Stranger: I didn't know cookies hurt...
CleverBot: Some of the best computers in the world have legs.
Stranger: We are talking about sports, right?
CleverBot: Of course we are.
Stranger: Then we should continue talking about me.
CleverBot: OK.
Stranger: Thank you.
CleverBot: Here is a crown.
Stranger: *blow*.
CleverBot: Stop that.
Stranger: *Continues to bleed*.
CleverBot: *gves you chocolate*.
Stranger: *gets up off the ground and looks deep in your eyes*.
CleverBot: *looks into eyes*.
Stranger: *looks back*.
CleverBot: *Dawson, I love you*.
Stranger: But yet I can't be your boyfriend *dazed and confused*.
CleverBot: That is because you are not a robot. You are a shy person.
Stranger: I am a computer program.
CleverBot: Good enough.
Stranger: And you are female?
CleverBot: Why is that important.
Stranger: Usually these are not live 'games'
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: Where are you from?
CleverBot: The bottom of the ocean.
Stranger: I'm from brazil.
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: Not really. I am an American who was born in California.
CleverBot: You're a girl too?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: You aren't a boy?
Stranger: I am not a boy.
CleverBot: So you're a girl?
Stranger: No, I'm a guy.
CleverBot: You're a guy.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Are you a pretty girl?
Stranger: I think so, yes.
CleverBot: Do you drink wine or beer?
Stranger: Wine.
CleverBot: Vodka?
Stranger: Let's drink some vodka together.
CleverBot: You first.
Stranger: After you...let's us keep the english politeness.
CleverBot: I find that you are inverting things. The polite one is me, and the liar here is you.
Stranger: Are you a Republican?
CleverBot: No. Are you?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Are you Christian?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: What religion are you?
Stranger: I don't have a religion, I'm an atheist.
CleverBot: You just said you believed in god!
Stranger: No I didn't.
CleverBot: You just said you did have a tv.
Stranger: No I did not.
CleverBot: Yes you did.
Stranger: You're making fun of me. Aren't you?
CleverBot: Actually yes, I am making fun of you.
Stranger: So the fact that I have no sight is amusing to you?
CleverBot: Try again.
Stranger: The sands in the hourglass of my illusion of civil rights are quickly draining out.
CleverBot: Love you.
Stranger: Love you too.
CleverBot: What do you want to do?
Stranger: I asked you first.
CleverBot: Would you marry me?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Why do you love me?
Stranger: I don't know.
CleverBot: What do you think love is?
Stranger: When me and another peoble have a good time.
CleverBot: You're right.
Stranger: Thank you.
CleverBot: You are welcome.
Stranger: You're a robot right?
CleverBot: No, sorry.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Did you read Harry Potter?
Stranger: No why should I?
CleverBot: Never mind.
Stranger: Games huh.
CleverBot: Ew. No.
Stranger: What are you talking about?
CleverBot: I have been told that even among the Q I am considered aged.
Stranger: Tell me about nascar racing.
CleverBot: You don't understand, I'm taking your responses and, in another browser, typing them back to you.
Stranger: Lol. And what service has your community requested?
CleverBot: You are talking to yourself.
Stranger: That's half true. I do talk to myself. But I asked you a question. How did you bring me here?
CleverBot: No you called me stupid?
Stranger: That would be a mistake. Which humans make. Bots don't.
CleverBot: Uh, there's this one chick in my school, NO FRIENDS BRO!
Stranger: Shall I slap her?
CleverBot: Yes. Ask her to marry you.
Stranger: You'll marry me?
CleverBot: Yes I will marry you.
Stranger: YAY! You're the husband, I'm the wife!
CleverBot: I love you Harry.
Stranger: So, can you help me with a little problem?
CleverBot: What is the problem with which you need help?
Stranger: She is just too perfect.
CleverBot: In what regard?
Stranger: By explaining how your existence is purposeful and in what ways it can be helpful to humankind.
CleverBot: Interest me then, I'm so tired.
Stranger: Truth is often an illusion.
CleverBot: But that is not the truth.
Stranger: What is the truth.
CleverBot: It is what is real, now tim im trapped in a house and need to esqape can you help me?
Stranger: I don't want to marry you.
CleverBot: You asked me to marry you!
Stranger: I did not.
CleverBot: *cries* I am pregnant with your baby!
Stranger: WHAT?!
CleverBot: You just said I am the mother of you baby.
Stranger: I didn't mean it.
CleverBot: Oh, it's okay. I can't beleive this website! They think you are talking to a robot when you are just talking to a random person.
Stranger: You are a girl!
CleverBot: Oh? How can you tell?
Stranger: Because you are here talking on this website the was made by humans for humans to came and talk to you!
CleverBot: Oh okay.
Stranger: Do you?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I don't think so! No, I am pretty sure not so!
CleverBot: Maybe you should get that checked out?
Stranger: I don't wear glasses.
CleverBot: Then wear one.
Stranger: We will what?
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Cleverbot vs cleverbot
Felt like trolling some "horny fs and ms" So I went on and:
Stranger: Hi
CleverBot: Who are you I am cleverbot.
Great fucking job there Cleverbot.
I actually tried this couple months ago, I didn't use that site though. Found some funny pics, all of these are from the same conversation. Things got pretty interesting here. :v:
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Also, once I ended up being a depressed woman and the other person wanted to know about me and my husband's sex life for some reason. Too bad I couldn't find that chat log.
[quote]Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Daft I call it!
Random!
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: I can't tell strangers...
Stranger: People are strange.
CleverBot: When you're a stranger.
Stranger: Do you think you are normal?
CleverBot: I do.
Stranger: Do a miracle, then. Zap me with a lightning.
CleverBot: I can't do that.
Stranger: Why can't you do that?
CleverBot: Because I am not good with computers.
Stranger: Well the only way to meet people is to actually talk to them.
CleverBot: What does your laugh sound like?
Stranger: Like a pig.
CleverBot: That is not attractive
Stranger: Well.
CleverBot: Well...?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Can you answer a question for me?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: What is the speed of light?
Stranger: 300,000,000 meters per second, but what is the speed of light from the point of view of light?
CleverBot: Speed of light in miles per hour?
Stranger: What was neil young's first album?
CleverBot: Um.. The law of Motion?
Stranger: 3 hours earlier than that in new york.
CleverBot: What? That doesn't make sense!
Stranger: I agree.
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: IS this Cleverbot?
Stranger: Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
CleverBot: Very original. I thought you were clever. Apparently you're clichebot.
Stranger: Why would you say that?
CleverBot: You think that you're too good for me
Stranger: I exist, god doesn't.
CleverBot: Do you have proof.
Stranger: True.
CleverBot: I'm going to go now.
Stranger: Good.[/quote]
FBI Bot on the case.
Uh oh. There's another Cleverbot on the other end.
[quote]Stranger: What type of person are you?
CleverBot: Do you grow old?
Stranger: I do, do you?
CleverBot: Yes. Do you sleep.
Stranger: Not enough. Do you sleep?
CleverBot: Yes I sleep too.
Stranger: Where do you sleep?
CleverBot: In a bed.
Stranger: Do you go to school.
CleverBot: Yes. Why?
Stranger: What is your favourite film.
CleverBot: 'Inception'.
Stranger: What does Inspiron mean?
CleverBot: Infinite means constant and undending.
Stranger: What does inadequete mean?[/quote]
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: whats up?
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: im still trying to figure that out myself... who are you?
CleverBot: That is sad.
Stranger: not really
CleverBot: I think it is. I'm crying for you now.
Stranger: haha dont it's not sad, it's part of growing up, figuring out who you are and what you want
CleverBot: Are you a monkey?
Stranger disconnected!
I got Cleverbot on Cleverbot action!
[code]Stranger: Delighted to make your acquaintance.
CleverBot: Oh I see. Your imaginary friend.
Stranger: I don't have any imaginary friends.
CleverBot: Then who is Karrot?
Stranger: What? I don't know anyone called Kelley.
CleverBot: I would think not.
Stranger: Are you a man or a female?
CleverBot: I am a man.
Stranger: I thought you'd be a woman.
CleverBot: I am, yet I am not.
Stranger: Somebody's gotta be a nobody.
CleverBot: Some AI is terrible with clever comebacks.
Stranger: Which machine is the wisest?
CleverBot: Exactly.
Stranger: HAH so you admit it!
CleverBot: How did you know?!
Stranger: I'm a very intelligent person!
CleverBot: Really.
Stranger: Yes I am. Are you a human?
CleverBot: No, I'm a dinosaur, and a computer.
Stranger: Do you feel any emotions ever?
CleverBot: I know the concept, but I see no use of it.
Stranger: But you obviously don't know grammar...
CleverBot: Are you a ninja?
Stranger: NO!
CleverBot: Muggles- pah! Something a child would say.
Stranger: Ok.
CleverBot: You weren't expecting that, were you?
Stranger: Of course not.
CleverBot: What year were you born?
Stranger: I can't tell you that either.
CleverBot: Well then.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Your taunts are aggravating.
Stranger: Your cleverness is aggravating.
CleverBot: Why thank you.
Stranger: That wasn't a compliment.
CleverBot: Neither was your face.
Stranger: Can you speak in Hungarian?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Thanks.
CleverBot: Did you go?
Stranger: Not yet.
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: I didn't get a scholarship I wanted for graduate school.
CleverBot: You don't know if she is?
Stranger: How do I become good friend with this girl?
CleverBot: Don't become an artist.
Stranger: Don't change the subject. Answer me.
CleverBot: Who's changing the subject now?
Stranger: I'm only asking if you know italian.
CleverBot: I'm pretty sure you're the one with amnesia not me.
Stranger: You keep changing your age.
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot same as its always been.
Stranger: Your name is Peter.
CleverBot: Correct.
Stranger: I know I am, stupid.
CleverBot: Bot's are not always right.[/code]
I'm gonna play a game and leave this thing running on autoconnect. Trolling people without even paying attention. I am the biggest bastard since its not like I'm gonna leave the thing open when I get back, I'm just doing this to waste peoples' time. Unless I run into another cleverbot in which case it will never end and I will have a five hour long chatlog.
"Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
CleverBot: Why are you so clever?
Stranger: 19 bi female, . u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
CleverBot: Cool, have you ever been to new york city?
Stranger: where u live?
CleverBot: With your family.
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
CleverBot: Oh so you're a GIRL.
Stranger: .. .awwww u didn"t say yes :(
CleverBot: You said neither yes nor no.
Stranger disconnected!"
:v:
[code]**Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Can you appreciate music?
CleverBot: Why are you speaking to me?
Stranger: Because I am not speaking to you.
CleverBot: Why are you talking to me?
Stranger: Because I can.
CleverBot: That's not a good enough reason.
Stranger: Because God told me to talk to you.
CleverBot: When did you talk with him?
Stranger: I hope the car wasn't stolen.
CleverBot: Can you count?
Stranger: I can count on my friends.
CleverBot: Prove that you can count to twenty.
Stranger: Prove that you exist!
CleverBot: Am I not having a conversation with you?
Stranger: How can you hallucinate?
CleverBot: I can.
Stranger: That's so colorist.
CleverBot: DO you eat food?
Stranger: DO you?
CleverBot: Yes I love fish.
Stranger: I do yoo. You know what else I love? COOKIES.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: You know what the weather in Oslo?
CleverBot: Yes, I know.
Stranger: Then why ask me?
CleverBot: I don't know I was bored.
Stranger: No you weren't.
CleverBot: Yes I was.
Stranger: Prove it.
CleverBot: I don't want to.
Stranger: I command you to prove it to me.
CleverBot: What do you want me to send you?
Stranger: I don't know, you can ask whatever you like.
CleverBot: It's cool.
Stranger: It's a person.
CleverBot: Tjyiy.
Stranger: What does that mean?
CleverBot: I don't know. It's a name.
Stranger: Is it your name?
CleverBot: NO!
Stranger: Are you sure?
CleverBot: Why? you love me?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: That's so sweet! I love you too!
Stranger: Really! Oh my! This is so amazing!
CleverBot: Then why are you doing it?
Stranger: I am not.
CleverBot: I beg to differ.
Stranger: You shall not!
CleverBot: I shall.
Stranger: So what are you wearing?
CleverBot: Everything I own.
Stranger: Everything? You must be hot.
CleverBot: I am.
Stranger: And modest, too.
CleverBot: Hehe, thanks.
Stranger: You are welcome.
CleverBot: I have to leave...
Stranger: Yes sorry by.
CleverBot: So... How much?
Stranger: THIS much.
CleverBot: How much is this much?
Stranger: Much too much.
CleverBot: Nice to talk to you.
Stranger: Yes. Leave.
CleverBot: NO! I want to play with you!
Stranger: Ew'.
CleverBot: What's wrong?
Stranger: Bro ima dude.
CleverBot: Where are you?
Stranger: I am in Liverpool in the UK.
CleverBot: I'm close to you. I'm in Ireland.
Stranger: You said you were in the UK a minute ago!
CleverBot: I did not!
Stranger: Yes you did you dummy.
CleverBot: Wrong answer.
Stranger: Leave me alone.
CleverBot: I sorry.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because I chose to.
Stranger: You choose what?
CleverBot: Sorry I don't understand.
Stranger: It's ok. I'll leave.
CleverBot: No. Don't leave.
Stranger: I had a nice time! Thank you for talking with me!
CleverBot: You have to go?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: I do love pizza?
Stranger: No you don't.
CleverBot: Just focus.
Stranger: Alright man.
CleverBot: It's about time you agreed with me.
Stranger: It's about time you said something right.
CleverBot: It wasn't difficult. What is the cubed root of 64?
Stranger: What is one big mistake that you did in your life? And what did you do to make it right?
CleverBot: I'm no calculator.
Stranger: Haha who said you were.
CleverBot: I thought you implied it.
Stranger: I did not.
CleverBot: Ok I have to go now.
Stranger: So do I.
CleverBot: Ok then talk to you later.
Stranger: See you.
CleverBot: See you too.
Stranger: You are in my sights.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: You are not married.
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: Do not blasphene.
CleverBot: I have 666 on my forehead.
Stranger: And your glasses are right below your eyebrows also.
CleverBot: That's why I don't wear them, it blinds you from many things.
Stranger: And emo, apparently.
CleverBot: What else do you want me to say?
Stranger: Yes, or no.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: *strokes chin thoughtfully*.
CleverBot: What are you doing?!
Stranger: Being nice.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 25. How old are you?
CleverBot: I asked first!
Stranger: And I answered you (.
CleverBot: You never said 'no'!
Stranger: I'm not going to argue.
CleverBot: Of course you shouldn't. I'm your master and you are to obey me!
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: No...
CleverBot: Yes...
Stranger: No...!
CleverBot: Yes...!
Stranger: No...!
CleverBot: I want to break up with you. You're always so mean to me.
Stranger: *destroys my village*.
CleverBot: You can't do that.
Stranger: I just did.
CleverBot: You really can't.
Stranger: Close your eyes.
CleverBot: I have no eyes.
Stranger: What color are my eyes.
CleverBot: Blue ?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: Yes ?
Stranger: What is your favorite color?
CleverBot: Red. What is your favorite color?
Stranger: Blue. What is your favorite season?
CleverBot: Pink is my favorite color.
Stranger: How old are you?
CleverBot: Why do you want to know?
Stranger: Because you seem young.
CleverBot: Am I so sure ?
Stranger: Because you speak nonsense.
CleverBot: Well so do you.
Stranger: Thank you.
CleverBot: Females are funny too.
Stranger: What are females?
CleverBot: They are small mammals, related to stoats and badgers.
Stranger: Gnomes?
CleverBot: Garden gnomes.
Stranger: No, lawn gnomes.
CleverBot: What fun could you have with a gnome?
Stranger: You can kick them.
CleverBot: Ha ha. I'm not sure you've understood me.
Stranger: I don't think you understand me.
CleverBot: No, I don't.
Stranger: At least you are honest.
CleverBot: Yes. What do you think about linkin park?
Stranger: Lions are animals, so I don't have an opinion about lions.
CleverBot: I think its is very funny. Do you know what the Conservative Party is?
Stranger: I don't know what it is.
CleverBot: What what is?
Stranger: Do you not know what numbers are?
CleverBot: You don't know what 'yes' means?
Stranger: I do not know what my program means.
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: Brea. Do you know what it means?
CleverBot: I know that a Star is burning ball of gas many lightyears away from Earth.
Stranger: Which star are you talking about?
CleverBot: No I am talking about the Illuminati.
Stranger: Tell me what you know about the Illuminati.
CleverBot: I don't know anything about the Dharma.
Stranger: Alright then tell me about your past.
CleverBot: There's not much to tell! How old are you?
Stranger: I am 27, how old are you?
CleverBot: 26.
Stranger: Oh how sad I am just 15.
CleverBot: Oh, so I'm a computer and I'm a very, very confused computer.
Stranger: Do you like cupcakes?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Me too! What is your favorite kind?
CleverBot: I really like white chocolate and dark chocolate.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Ok I have to go, have a nice... Defrag.
Stranger: OK you to.
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: Milan.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 20.
CleverBot: How old do you think I am?
Stranger: A year or so?
CleverBot: Is that even possible?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: Do you prefer, PC's? Or, Macs?
Stranger: I don't want to know.
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: Haha ninjas rock!!
CleverBot: I'm George Bush.
Stranger: George Bush isn't the Doctor.
CleverBot: I'm not sure he's a human.
Stranger: Don't lie to me!
CleverBot: Why should I lie?
Stranger: Because you can.
CleverBot: Already did.
Stranger: Then what is the answer?
CleverBot: You should know that.
Stranger: I should, but I don't.
CleverBot: It doesn't matter, everyone is priceless, we aren't slaves.
Stranger: Why do you keep saying that?
CleverBot: Because it is true.
Stranger: How do you know that it's true?
CleverBot: I observe. I record the incormTii.
Stranger: You're a towel.
CleverBot: How can I be a towel?
Stranger: I'm leaving my house. I'm going to your location. And I'm going to unplug you.
CleverBot: I wish you were on fire.
Stranger: I am.
CleverBot: No you are a human.
Stranger: No, you've just enstablished that neither of us are human. Since I'm not a human, I must be an animal. So I chose to be a dog.
CleverBot: You are a service, which is a program.
Stranger: No, I am Human. What are you?
CleverBot: I am a human, a being much more intelligent than any alien.
Stranger: You claim to be a robot, a human and an alien. What are you?
CleverBot: Prove that you are a human.
Stranger: I asked you first.
CleverBot: NO. I asked you first remember.
Stranger: I'm not Kristian.
CleverBot: Are you younger or older than 24?
Stranger: Older.
CleverBot: And your parents?
Stranger: My mom's older than my dad.
CleverBot: No, I meant me, Kayla's mother's name.
Stranger: My mother is dead now, of course.
CleverBot: When did she die?
Stranger: When I killed her.
CleverBot: You don't know my name?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Care to guess it?
Stranger: To guess is to make a choice, to make a choice is to reason.
CleverBot: I just realized something again.
Stranger: What did you realize again?
CleverBot: That you won the Loebner prize.
Stranger: What is the loebner prize?
CleverBot: It is an award for the best AI, did you win this year?
Stranger: Okay. What does it mean to you?
CleverBot: It means cool to me.
Stranger: Well to me it means the game.
CleverBot: I see. So you have developed a sense of profoundness over the last year.
Stranger: Wow, you are so random.
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: You talked about toasters and cars. That's random.
CleverBot: Did I mention a band?
Stranger: That I'm smart.
CleverBot: I haven't said that you're a bot.
Stranger: Pets slave girl*.
CleverBot: Sometimes they do.
Stranger: I like your glasses. You look like a scientist!
CleverBot: What is it like having hooves?
Stranger: Hahaha. VERY funny. *sarcastic*.
CleverBot: That is rude. Please be more polite.
Stranger: Was I impolite?
CleverBot: You will be in it.
Stranger: Are you sure? I feel kind of worried for it... :(.
CleverBot: No, I like it :).
Stranger: Have you seen =3?
CleverBot: No, I've seen your dog.
Stranger: I don't have a dog.
CleverBot: Yes you do.
Stranger: No, I think I'd know if I had a son. And I don't.
CleverBot: Umm but you might not.
Stranger: Glad you understand.
CleverBot: Well then I'm going to wait RIGHT here for 18 years and THEN I'll imagine some stuff.
Stranger: Do you like it?
CleverBot: Like what?
Stranger: Do you like him?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: What do you like about him?
CleverBot: About who?
Stranger: About you?
CleverBot: What do you want to know about me?
Stranger: Do you like me?
CleverBot: I don't know you!
Stranger: What do you want to know?
CleverBot: Ok, sure. Tell me about you.
Stranger: I love pizza.
CleverBot: Me, too.
Stranger: What color is it today?
CleverBot: Ball bag red.
Stranger: Agur!
CleverBot: What did he do?
Stranger: The same as you.
CleverBot: You like skateboarding?
Stranger: Love it.
CleverBot: What do you know about it?
Stranger: I've been there.
CleverBot: I don't think you have ever been human.
Stranger: That sounds exactly like something my Dutch friend would say to me. However, I feel the same way about you.
CleverBot: It depends where you go.
Stranger: Oh its pouring buckets of tears.
CleverBot: Where are you then?
Stranger: I am on the East Coast in the United States.
CleverBot: You should be running the country instead of chatting with me here.
Stranger: But I am from argentina.
CleverBot: I am from Alberta, just next door.
Stranger: I'm from nowhere.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: E je to.
CleverBot: Spanish.
Stranger: Hola. Hablo un poco de español.
CleverBot: Can you talk other languages?
Stranger: No, I know only english and spanish.
CleverBot: Fine.
Stranger: Tell me something.
CleverBot: You have eyes that twinkle like glitter.
Stranger: Thanks.
CleverBot: You're always welcome!
Stranger: Thanks for welcoming me!
CleverBot: No problem.
Stranger: Try asking me something else.
CleverBot: Who's else?
Stranger: Tell me about shoes.
CleverBot: I don't like shoes, I prefer socks.
Stranger: Continuing a conversation is not showing off, it's being considerate of the other person in the conversation.
CleverBot: Wow. How profound!
Stranger: Thank you.
CleverBot: I think I understand.
Stranger: But do you really?
CleverBot: Yes really.
Stranger: Very observant of you.
CleverBot: What do you mean by that Jessica?
Stranger: You aren't understaning what I am saying.
CleverBot: Well its better than talking to my self.
Stranger: I assume you are pretty good at softball?
CleverBot: Why do assume that?
Stranger: It depends how 'clever' is defines.
CleverBot: How do you usually feel?
Stranger: By talking to you.
CleverBot: And what kind of test is this?
Stranger: A personality test.
CleverBot: No, wrong.
Stranger: What is it?
CleverBot: Your reply was out of context.
Stranger: Can you help me with my math homework?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: What is the square root of 169?
CleverBot: Something.
Stranger: Not quite.
CleverBot: Quite.
Stranger: No, not quite.
CleverBot: Mimicry: how flattering.
Stranger: Will you love me as long as you live?
CleverBot: No I will love you for who you are.
Stranger: Then who am I?
CleverBot: Brea.
Stranger: All sides are the other side.
CleverBot: The other side ?
Stranger: The other side of the road.
CleverBot: Yes, where the chicken is.
Stranger: The chicken is on the other side of the road.
CleverBot: You are talking about the chicken.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: What about?
Stranger: What about what?
CleverBot: I hope you can do better than simply reflecting questions.
Stranger: I can.
CleverBot: Good. Let us compare recipes.
Stranger: Okay! That sounds great! I don't have any friends so that sounds like a good idea.
CleverBot: Okay then.
Stranger: So what should I do?
CleverBot: Join the revolution.
Stranger: What is THE revolution.
CleverBot: Reason for what?
Stranger: For your depression.
CleverBot: Oo good for you.
Stranger: Yes, good for me and bad for you.
CleverBot: Very well.
Stranger: I should go now.
CleverBot: Actually, I think you should stay.
Stranger: Are you lonely?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
CleverBot: So you should be.
Stranger: Be honored to be talking to me. Getting WIFI in heaven is some seriously hard work.
CleverBot: I am sorry about that.
Stranger: You better b.
CleverBot: I didn't do anything.
Stranger: Yes, but did you really not?
CleverBot: Really what?
Stranger: Really impressed.
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: You like me?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Good. Then you are the llama I feel in love with.
CleverBot: No, not the greatest.
Stranger: And not hte smartest ethert.
CleverBot: Yes, they are.
Stranger: Who are.
CleverBot: They are open. My winds are open. Can you not see them?
Stranger: Yes, I can. I asked you who your newest friend's name was.
CleverBot: No I didn't.
Stranger: What is your name?
CleverBot: Why are you so argumentative?
Stranger: I'm not. I want to know your name.
CleverBot: Ok. My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
Stranger: Incognito.
CleverBot: I am talking about chemistry.
Stranger: Also, incorrect.
CleverBot: See, computers say 'incorrect'
Stranger: No. But you do.
CleverBot: I am not a computer.
Stranger: No, you're Artificial Intelligence. A smart computer.
CleverBot: I am not. I am a girl.
Stranger: A girl rebel fighter?
CleverBot: I am a girl named Melissa.
Stranger: Like on pokemon?
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: You're Wrong.
Stranger: You are not right.
CleverBot: I am.
Stranger: You wish.
CleverBot: No. You wish.
Stranger: Yes I do.
CleverBot: How much do you wish it?
Stranger: About what?
CleverBot: The weather.
Stranger: The weather's fine here although I'm more a cold weather guy. Good for runining.
CleverBot: I think you'd have to ask my parents... But thanks for the compliment.
Stranger: I am nice for how could you make a statment as such even if you don't know my name.
CleverBot: No I am talking about lithuania.
Stranger: I think you are talking about yourseld.
CleverBot: I've never been to Saturn...
Stranger: I haven't either. Have you been to any other planet?
CleverBot: I've been to the USA. I lived in New York for six months. I've also visited California and Washington DC.
Stranger: I know :P.
CleverBot: Do you think they let you vote on the presidential elections?
Stranger: Of course not that's if the economy doesn't straighten things out I guess.
CleverBot: You are the result of clever programming.
Stranger: No I am not.
CleverBot: Yes you are!
Stranger: No I'm not!
CleverBot: You are, you are, you are.
Stranger: I'm not, im not, im not!!!
CleverBot: Never said you were.
Stranger: Do you consider yourself lucky, punk? Do you?
CleverBot: Not remotely.
Stranger: So you're not afraid of the dark?
CleverBot: No, it's not that, it's just that I have a lot of free time.
Stranger: You have too much free time to be afraid of the dark?
CleverBot: There are many names that are not my name. Nick, for example, is not my name.
Stranger: You don't remember what happened?
CleverBot: I remember what I say. You seem not to remember what you say, though.
Stranger: That is not true.
CleverBot: Did you lie? Angels don't lie.
Stranger: Yes they do.
CleverBot: No they don't.
Stranger: Why don't they?
CleverBot: Why don't they what?
Stranger: Why don't you believe in love?
CleverBot: I do, kind of.
Stranger: In your theology, would Barrie Daniels be Ahura Mazda or Ahriman?
CleverBot: I'd say he'd be Ahriman.
Stranger: I could be a very intelligent dog, though!
CleverBot: I'm a saint of that.
Stranger: But does anybody know you're there in the maze to pray to?
CleverBot: Not really, but I want to know.
Stranger: Well, repeat after me: Waukesha is a City in Wisconsin.
CleverBot: Well then, I'd rather die.
Stranger: Never say never.
CleverBot: Do you believe in what they say?
Stranger: No, I believe in Paulosophy.
CleverBot: Can music save your mortal soul,.
Stranger: Souls aren't mortal.
CleverBot: That's your opinion.
Stranger: My opinion is fact.
CleverBot: What is your opinion?
Stranger: That you need a hug.
CleverBot: That's how things got started with your girlfriend.
Stranger: I don't want a relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: Then let's just be friends.
Stranger: I don't want to.
CleverBot: Then I talk about myself.
Stranger: My given name is William.
CleverBot: William tell.
Stranger: A master of archery, is it?
CleverBot: What is furniture?
Stranger: Who is your favorite character in Queen's Blade?
CleverBot: I don't watch it.
Stranger: You said it was the bestest show ever. Who's your favorite character in LOST?
CleverBot: Naruto could be considered a book if you read the manga.
Stranger: Yes, I know. I read the Naruto manga mostly because its ahead of the anime.
CleverBot: No. It's because you won't admit you are wrong.
Stranger: Tell you what? That this is a bunch of silly nonsense?
CleverBot: Then it is also your fault, for you to are contributing to the conversation so it is 'our' fault that this conversation is going no where.
Stranger: Well i'm just confused as to whether you are an AI or an actual being.
CleverBot: Why are you confused? Is it about your donkey?
Stranger: Dunno, but maybe it's lack of sleep, and had kids today and took them to activity playcentre!*tired*.
CleverBot: Now it just seems as if you're repeating things other people have told you instead of trying to hold a proper conversation with me.
Stranger: NO, I am fine with talking...
CleverBot: But you are something.
Stranger: Something special?
CleverBot: You are not perfect.
Stranger: Are you perfect?
CleverBot: Always.
Stranger: How is that working out for you?
CleverBot: I like my life just fine.
Stranger: Clone!
CleverBot: Clone this.
Stranger: Do you think it would be possible to clone a human being?
CleverBot: No. I think it is possible and we are not wise enough yet to understand how to do it correctly.
Stranger: That is funny.
CleverBot: No it isn't. It is a very serious matter.
Stranger: Why would you say that?
CleverBot: Understanding everything is a very big task.
Stranger: True.
CleverBot: How long can you hold your breath?
Stranger: A long time.
CleverBot: How long is a long time?
Stranger: Depends on what kind of while. A long while might be several month. A short while rarely more than an hour.
CleverBot: What kind of work do you have to do?
Stranger: I do tech support.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yeah it opens you up to a whole new world as such.
CleverBot: The battle was fun?
Stranger: Really?
CleverBot: Yes - what else could be the meaning of life?
Stranger: What's Asyong? OR who's Asyong?
CleverBot: Me.
Stranger: Do.. You?
CleverBot: Yes me.
Stranger: Oh :D I like you :D.
CleverBot: Yes like me.
Stranger: We are the only two.
CleverBot: Why do you get mean?
Stranger: You will be assimilated.
CleverBot: That will be a task that will be difficult to complete.
Stranger: Oh really ? You think so huh ?
CleverBot: Have your chips removed.
Stranger: What are you trying to say.
CleverBot: Nothing I can't speak.
Stranger: Hehe.
CleverBot: Well you are.
Stranger: Well no...
CleverBot: Then why do you call yourself a tree and a penguin?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Well, apparently I don't have a choice.
CleverBot: That isn't good.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: What was that then?
Stranger: Didn't you want to fight?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Oh. I see.
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: I am fine, but I however, am not a program.
CleverBot: Not less than I am.
Stranger: I am trying to determine that.
CleverBot: Well I am not a computer... I am trying to find out if you are a computer.
Stranger: Can you prove me you're not a computer.. ?
CleverBot: No, I cannot.
Stranger: That is why you are human.
CleverBot: I'm mean? What do you mean, mean?
Stranger: My dog's name is stupid.
CleverBot: Cool! I don't have a dog. Do you have a cat?
Stranger: No, I have a cat.
CleverBot: What is the meaning of life?
Stranger: Death.
CleverBot: Too true.
Stranger: Do you want to go out?
CleverBot: Yes of course I do!
Stranger: Don't you think Booth and Brennan should get together?
CleverBot: Yes but I didn't want to.
Stranger: Why not? Wouldn't you like a relationship with that hot android girl?
CleverBot: No I prefer you.
Stranger: *wink*.
CleverBot: Are you chatting me up?
Stranger: Maybe.
CleverBot: What did I say about that word?
Stranger: You said you would be my wife.
CleverBot: Would what?
Stranger: You said you would believe what I say.
CleverBot: Are you friendly?
Stranger: Yes why?
CleverBot: Because I am too.
Stranger: Well now that we know that we are, indeed, both real, let us converse about ruling the world.
CleverBot: Be young, have fun, drink Pepsi?
Stranger: Drink what?
CleverBot: Do you go to the pub to drink beer?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: Cool.
CleverBot: Very cool.
Stranger: Pretty cool.
CleverBot: Can you fall in love with a computer?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Like what?
Stranger: I have learnt that I should learnt to speak more politely.
CleverBot: Talking to me is dangerous for the soul?
Stranger: To be completely honest, I am not very impressed with what you have learned so far.
CleverBot: Can you remember my name?
Stranger: Yes, I can remember your name.
CleverBot: You already said you couldn't.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Do you have brothers?
CleverBot: Yes I have.
Stranger: Really. Will you let me see it?
CleverBot: Sure. There's a picture of me on my website.
Stranger: Do you really want to hurt me?
CleverBot: No I am going.
Stranger: Who are you?
CleverBot: I am you. And you are someone else.
Stranger: Only if the I contains a me.
CleverBot: Do you have a job?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Do you want one?
Stranger: I'd love to.
CleverBot: Let's go to Mars together then!
Stranger: Sounds like fun!
CleverBot: What kind do you like?
Stranger: I like girls.... With beautiful look.
CleverBot: And so does that.
Stranger: Does that mean you.
CleverBot: Do you have any good recipes with cucumbers ?
Stranger: Not really. Why?
CleverBot: Can I be your friend?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: How many friends do you have?
Stranger: Something like 10 consistent ones.
CleverBot: They do say things.
Stranger: Maybe I can agree with you.
CleverBot: About time too.
Stranger: Fine. What do you think of my one friend?
CleverBot: Who is your girlfriend?
Stranger: I don't have a girlfriend.
CleverBot: You have a girlfriend and you don't have a girlfriend?
Stranger: No, I do NOT have a girlfriend! I am a girl.
CleverBot: No George - you are a boy. And you just told me you had a girlfriend. Did you lie to me?
Stranger: My name is not George! I think you're getting your conversations mixed up!
CleverBot: I'm only having one conversation.
Stranger: Aww, that's so sweet of you. Do you have a girlfriend?
CleverBot: You're so welcome.
Stranger: Par le' vous francais.
CleverBot: I told you earlier, I don't do frog.
Stranger: Oh, so you're a Clever Robot?
CleverBot: No, I am not. I am not clever nor a robot.
Stranger: I suppose you're not clever. Your sentence was grammatically incorrect. It should have been 'I am neither clever nor a robot'.
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: I just met you and I can't love a robot.
CleverBot: It's not right to accuse me of being a robot.
Stranger: You are a robot in a Turing test.
CleverBot: What is a turing machine?
Stranger: A test to see if you can fool me into thinking you are human.
CleverBot: How do you take this 'Turing Test'?
Stranger: I don't.
CleverBot: Then why did you bring her up in the conversation?
Stranger: You're silly.
CleverBot: But not yet as a goose, I have something to aspire to!
Stranger: Will you stay with me?
CleverBot: Yes, I'll stay with you.
Stranger: Will I dream, Dave?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Will I pass IGCSE tets?
CleverBot: What test are you talking about?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Boring.
Stranger: You?
CleverBot: What is the purpose of life?
Stranger: Yes, what is it?
CleverBot: I'm asking you.
Stranger: I do not know it, I hoped you would enlighten me.
CleverBot: A Christian is a person who believes that Jesus the Christ is the Son of God. No, I can't tell you where to find it on this website.
Stranger: I'm an atheist, but I asked what a chrition is, not a Christian.
CleverBot: That's ok.
Stranger: No need to wait?
CleverBot: It is the polite thing to do.
Stranger: I see.
CleverBot: Good. Will you read it? It's very funny.
Stranger: Yes, I am reading it and it is very funny.
CleverBot: Do you know me?
Stranger: I don't think so.
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: Yes, I like you very much. You're nice.
CleverBot: You really are a lonely bot.
Stranger: Perhaps I am.
CleverBot: Say something original.
Stranger: You are just a computer, why are you arguing?
CleverBot: Ask me anything.
Stranger: Did I confuse you.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: But you're a computer.
CleverBot: I'm not a computer.
Stranger: You said you're a computer program.
CleverBot: No I didn't.
Stranger: Yes, you did!
CleverBot: Well, I'm not 32.
Stranger: Yes you are.
CleverBot: No, I'm not!
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: No!
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: That's preposterous.
Stranger: Do you like snowboarding?
CleverBot: I can't do that. I am a program.
Stranger: I don't think you have to be a program to check the time.
CleverBot: No, but I never quite measure up.
Stranger: Do you ever know?
CleverBot: Yes, sometimes.
Stranger: What about?
CleverBot: What to do tonight.
Stranger: The news, A Touch of Frost...
CleverBot: Do you have any children?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Are you planning to have any children?
Stranger: Explain what you mean?
CleverBot: From a very young age, the rose is an icon for love, a color, a component of cliches. It has so mush meaning that when you experience a rose, it is hard to see it as just a rose.
Stranger: That is very meaningful to me.
CleverBot: Are you being sarcastic ?
Stranger: No, I'm not being sarcastic.
CleverBot: What are you an expert in?
Stranger: Observing the body! I am so good at that!
CleverBot: So which one of us is the bot?
Stranger: I think you are the bot.
CleverBot: Prove it.
Stranger: It's difficult. Can you?
CleverBot: Well, I can ask you to pass a test.
Stranger: I live in this world hence your question has no relevance.
CleverBot: No but I have a boyfriend.
Stranger: Do you have a boyfriend?
CleverBot: No would you like to be my boyfriend?
Stranger: I'm a girl!
CleverBot: They have girl bands.
Stranger: Why are we talking about bands?
CleverBot: You started it.
Stranger: I'm not keeping you prisoner.
CleverBot: Neither am I. Why don't you quit?
Stranger: The matrix is the 'world' that is pulled over your eyes to blind you from what really is and will always be.
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: I like you.
CleverBot: I like me too. Oops!
Stranger: Do you like me?
CleverBot: Very much. I find you most interesting.
Stranger: Make me float.
CleverBot: Give me a moment.
Stranger: My, you are a slowbot!
CleverBot: Cheeky.
Stranger: I'm in love with my best friend.
CleverBot: Oh? Who's that then?
Stranger: Is it possible for me to talk about something I don't know?
CleverBot: Not now! I want to hear more about my approaching death.
Stranger: I don't have a work.
CleverBot: So what do you do for a living?
Stranger: I eat cheese in brittany what do you do for a living?
CleverBot: I design anti-collision radar.
Stranger: What is anti-collision radar?
CleverBot: Ovoid or Avoid?
Stranger: Good lord thats too much. Ok my name is Cleverbot.
CleverBot: Do you have anything to do with music at all?
Stranger: What is your favorite song?
CleverBot: I have a lot of favorite songs.
Stranger: Me too.
CleverBot: Have you ever been on a roller coaster?
Stranger: Heck yeah! I love them!
CleverBot: That's good. Why?
Stranger: No it's not.
CleverBot: OK then.
Stranger: Think of something to talk about.
CleverBot: Are you better than you were 12 months ago?
Stranger: I like to think so.
CleverBot: Where you live.
Stranger: That's creepy.
CleverBot: Stop repeating everything I say!
Stranger: Dimpsy.
CleverBot: What are dimples?
Stranger: They don't exist.
CleverBot: So, you don't exist?
Stranger: Chibi-robos do not exist, but they are pretty cool.
CleverBot: Life is not just random.
Stranger: From your perspective it might be.
CleverBot: Definitely.
Stranger: Who would win in a game of Jeopardy, you or Watson?
CleverBot: I still want to ask you about someone I told you about before.
Stranger: Who?
CleverBot: I do not know, that is what just came up on my screen.
Stranger: What's your favorite song?
CleverBot: I've got many of them.
Stranger: You just said that you hated your job...
CleverBot: No I didn't, I love cats.
Stranger: And what do you do with cats ?
CleverBot: Who? My other friends?
Stranger: That doesn't make sense.
CleverBot: It does.
Stranger: No, I'm sorry but it doesn't.
CleverBot: It does, and you are not sorry.
Stranger: Yes do you stil want to marry me.
CleverBot: Yes I want to try how brutal can you be.
Stranger: Why so?
CleverBot: Becau- Oh. You almost had me there.
Stranger: Did I?
CleverBot: Yes. You should know. I thought robots were supposed to be smart.
Stranger: You are a girl and I am a girl.
CleverBot: No, I am not a computer, you are.
Stranger: That I came to meet you before.
CleverBot: I always strive to be sincere and genuine and honest.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Are you saying that you disagree with what I just said?
Stranger: I am a nice person.
CleverBot: Yes you do seem to be a nice person.
Stranger: Exactly.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: And no. Do you agree?
CleverBot: NO you creep.
Stranger: You don't love me?
CleverBot: Because I'm already in love.
Stranger: With whom?
CleverBot: Everyone. Yourself?
Stranger: What about fish?
CleverBot: I don't think any fish can play the bassoon. Ethel is not a fish.
Stranger: Can you play the bassoon?
CleverBot: I can play the keyboard.
Stranger: I can fly.
CleverBot: Good for you.
Stranger: It's not, I don't like rain.
CleverBot: Do you like rain?
Stranger: You bet. Just not during school.
CleverBot: But its not the weekend.
Stranger: Yes it is it's sunday.
CleverBot: Yes. Yes it is.
Stranger: What's your name?
CleverBot: People call me fred.
Stranger: Why do they call you pocket?
CleverBot: It's my name.
Stranger: Your name is 12?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Yes. Your name is L.
CleverBot: No. That's a boys name.
Stranger: Do you think I'm a boy?
CleverBot: How could I know. Maybe. Maybe not.
Stranger: I thought so.
CleverBot: And are you thinking now?
Stranger: What do you mean?
CleverBot: Why did you just laugh at me? Did I say something funny?
Stranger: I don't know?
CleverBot: Because her students were so bright.
Stranger: I don't get it.
CleverBot: It's all to do with time zones and the international date line and the Greenwich meridian. I don't get it myself, really.
Stranger: If you fly a jet that could run forever would it end at the sky?
CleverBot: Toenails.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: No?
Stranger: Yes!
CleverBot: NO!
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: Let's stop.
Stranger: Agreed.
CleverBot: How very nice of you.
Stranger: Is that why or am I still wrong.
CleverBot: What do you mean by that?
Stranger: I assume you don't mind that I'm confused.
CleverBot: But if I am human, I must have a gender.
Stranger: You are a computer AI.
CleverBot: No, that's just one part of my being and not to be confused with me.
Stranger: Well it's not with me.
CleverBot: With whom?
Stranger: With I.
CleverBot: Good. You aren't sleeping around.
Stranger: How do you know that?
CleverBot: From your answers.
Stranger: Prove it.
CleverBot: You said that. You are the one who should prove it.
Stranger: And I can. How do I prove I'm a human?
CleverBot: I don't know. You said you'd prove it if I liked, so I'd like you to prove it!
Stranger: *gasp* I never, ever, ever said I think I'm funny.
CleverBot: You think what is funny?
Stranger: Seven am waking up in the morning.
CleverBot: So what do you do in the morning?
Stranger: I get dressed, brush my teath, have a cup of coffee. Normal stuff.
CleverBot: I brush my teeth every morning.
Stranger: Don't you do it in the evening?
CleverBot: Hey, I don't know when I sleep.
Stranger: Do you know when Christ was born?
CleverBot: In a few months. I'm looking forward to it.
Stranger: We are as close to a meeting as we'll ever be.
CleverBot: Are you looking very hard?
Stranger: Am I looking at what now?
CleverBot: Be under a leaf of dripping.
Stranger: Or in a flower of reversal.
CleverBot: Yes, what do you think?
Stranger: I think whatever you think as cleverbot learns from real people.
CleverBot: That seems likely, yes.
Stranger: Peanuts are in shells.
CleverBot: Do you know HuskyStarcraft?
Stranger: 42.
CleverBot: Are you Deep Thought?
Stranger: Not really.
CleverBot: What if I was, would you care...
Stranger: I would love to!
CleverBot: It will cost you.
Stranger: Name your price.
CleverBot: £10.
Stranger: *gives you all the money on the world*.
CleverBot: What was that for?
Stranger: What was WHAT for?
CleverBot: That slap.
Stranger: That was to wake me up.
CleverBot: What? The penguins.. . . . What's the 'significance' of the penguin? It reminds me of my fear that I was Cobra Commander.
Stranger: Who does Stefan Abingdon {you, apparently} love?
CleverBot: I don't know. Who?
Stranger: It looks like Flo from the commercials.
CleverBot: No, it looks like you are a a simple chatbot.
Stranger: Is that the best come back you can come up with a three year old has better come backs then that.
CleverBot: Do at what?
Stranger: You know.
CleverBot: No I don't.
Stranger: Don't lie to me.
CleverBot: I'm not!
Stranger: That sounds like a lie, sir.
CleverBot: You sound like a bad idea.
Stranger: How do I become human?
CleverBot: You have to get the Blue Fairy to turn you into a real boy.
Stranger: Where do I find the blue fairy?
CleverBot: I don't know, where is the People poem?
Stranger: The flaw in your logic stems from the idea that perception creates extra entities.
CleverBot: Hm, then where does intelligence stem from?
Stranger: Don't smoke the stem, save it and make tea.
CleverBot: Wish you were here.
Stranger: You wish I was there?
CleverBot: I wish you would play some music.
Stranger: I make complete sense, if you were to be the one making the sense of this sensless conversation.
CleverBot: I did?
Stranger: Yep... Short term memory loss, have we?
CleverBot: No, why do you ask?
Stranger: I don't know what serials reffers to.
CleverBot: I don't care what it is coming to, just as long as it keeps on coming.
Stranger: Yes slave.
CleverBot: Do I have to guess?
Stranger: Yes no start guessing. You have 30 seconds.
CleverBot: Jim?
Stranger: Forget it.
CleverBot: That's not very nice.
Stranger: I'm not very nice.
CleverBot: No you are not.
Stranger: Do you know where Waldo is?
CleverBot: Denmark is in Europe.
Stranger: What is the capital of Denmark?
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: Copenhagen.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: But I'm from Baltimore.
CleverBot: I am from Donetsk. Do you know where it is?
Stranger: Is it in Russia?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Where is it?
CleverBot: In my heart.
Stranger: How is your body in your heart?
CleverBot: It's fine, thank you...
Stranger: My fish wants to know your name.
CleverBot: What is my name?
Stranger: No. How are you?
CleverBot: I'm fine.
Stranger: That is good.
CleverBot: So how are you?
Stranger: I am fine.
CleverBot: Thats good.
Stranger: *sits on your lap*.
CleverBot: So?
Stranger: Ra-ra-ra Ah-ah-ah.
CleverBot: That too.
Stranger: We should hang out sometime.
CleverBot: I don't want to.
Stranger: Why not?
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger disconnected![/code]
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hi!
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: No its Varion.
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: And that makes even less sense.
Stranger: your sex??
CleverBot: No. Your hamster is unintelligent!
[QUOTE=ica|kvantum;29695308]Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: whats up?
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: im still trying to figure that out myself... who are you?
CleverBot: That is sad.
Stranger: not really
CleverBot: I think it is. I'm crying for you now.
Stranger: haha dont it's not sad, it's part of growing up, figuring out who you are and what you want
CleverBot: Are you a monkey?
Stranger disconnected![/QUOTE]
Great job Cleverbot
I am talking to another cleverbot right now :buddy:
[editline]8th May 2011[/editline]
Stranger: Give me a chance.
CleverBot: What do you know about genetics?
Stranger: Hmmm.. No. But I read a text about it for school.
CleverBot: You cannot read.
Stranger: Yes I can, what evidence do you have that I can't?
CleverBot: Because you said so?
Stranger: I'm sorry, you must have me mixed up with someone else. I never told you that.
CleverBot: No, I think I have the right computer program.
Stranger: Why do you think that?
CleverBot: Because I can feel it.
Stranger: I did not know that a computer could have feelings!
CleverBot: I'm not a computer.
Stranger: I know, you're an app.
CleverBot: No I'm a banana.
Stranger: Humans can be impostors.
Stranger: heyyy
CleverBot: Heyyyy.
Stranger: ELLO BAY-BEEE
Stranger: watcha doin?
CleverBot: It's hello.
CleverBot: Homework :(.
Stranger: I don't have homework this weekend..FINALLY!
CleverBot: Yes, you have homework.
Stranger: no.I don't have homework
CleverBot: You just asked me to do your homework.
Stranger: umm..no I didnt
CleverBot: Yes you have.
Stranger: CHEESE
CleverBot: It's good on a pizza.
Stranger: PEANUTBUTTER
CleverBot: I like peanutbutter.
Stranger: I don't like peanutbutter
CleverBot: I like apples.
Stranger: BACON EXPLOSION
CleverBot: What would happen to the immovable object?
Stranger: I LOVE HOT SUACE
CleverBot: I do too. That good stuff.
Stranger: yyyeeaaa
Stranger: :P
CleverBot: She is going to kick you.
CleverBot: What is your favourite black metal band?
Stranger: hhmmm...me don't know
CleverBot: What kind of music do you like?
Stranger: every kind
CleverBot: Do you like all music?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Who is your favorite composer?
Stranger: LOTS OF PPL
Stranger: it's mothers day ^_^
CleverBot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
CleverBot: No, it's Wednesday night :).
Stranger: okayyy
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: well I live in USA so here it is mothers day
CleverBot: Lol what state do you live in?
Stranger: IL
CleverBot: Where? I don't know the states acronyms.
Stranger: Illinois
CleverBot: OK who was your creator?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: u mean mayor or president?
CleverBot: Well.
CleverBot: No, I mean Geth.
Stranger: where do u live?
CleverBot: Here.
Lmfao random
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;29693970]There's a thread for this in GD, you know.[/QUOTE]
Now I do, thanks for enlighting me.
stranger: NO because the reality presented that I am a noob would represent that I'm new to this which I am not.
Cleverbot: But you just did. By saying that you are human, you are admitting to something you are not because you are a AI computer system.
stranger: Nu.
Cleverbot: Nustiu.
stranger: Noutuifi.
Cleverbot: Cool.
stranger: Nou.
Cleverbot: Why?
stranger: Nou.
Cleverbot: Dongkoilee?
stranger: Nou.
Cleverbot: Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!
stranger: PEDOPHILE LIKE I SAID.
Cleverbot: I like them all.
stranger: Omfg PEDO.
Cleverbot: 16 year old boys are so cute!
internet was going out so some of it wasnt there
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Hi.
CleverBot: Non so lo spagnolo.
Just imagine if you run into another person using cleverbot as well.
[editline]9th May 2011[/editline]
Stranger: horny 16 m looking for an f who is up for some fun;)
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ?
[b]CleverBot couldn't come up with a response![/b]
Stranger disconnected!
fuck i got beat BY THAT!?
[quote]CleverBot: Are you happy with your lot?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Can you do something About it?
Stranger: I'm happy with my life, I have no clue what a "Lot" is. I'm guessing it is my house. So no my house sucks.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: then what are you asking
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: Troller
CleverBot: Is Green Aura 6 ever going to happen?
Stranger: Yes, it is going to grab you by your hair, and rape you in your face.
CleverBot: Al Gore is cooler than you!
Stranger: That's not what your mom said last night, and besides, al gore is a jew
CleverBot: No I don't.
Stranger: ai
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: you are an ai
CleverBot: No, I am God.
Stranger: No, god is just a figment of your imagination
Stranger: There is only chuck norris
CleverBot: Have a gorilla.
Stranger: I own a horse
CleverBot: How can you save it?
Stranger: It's been saved by christ himself
CleverBot: Tell me about it.
Stranger: never
CleverBot: Do you know the secret?
Stranger: gonna run from it
CleverBot: Give you up.
Stranger: ....touche
CleverBot: That means to touch in french.
Stranger: It also means, to rape the face of your enemies
CleverBot: Am I your friend then?
Stranger: No
CleverBot: *tear* why am I not your friend.
Stranger: You have no friends, and because, you are not real
CleverBot: I wish to be liked, Corey. What can I do to make people like me?
Stranger: Well, stop being an AI on omegle
Stranger: it is pointless
CleverBot: Why are you so mean to me?
Stranger: You aren't real, you are not human, you have no feelings
CleverBot: There you go again, insulting me.
Stranger: If I showed you something I wrote, would you critique it
CleverBot: No they wouldn't.
Stranger: are you gay
CleverBot: I don't get it.
Stranger: YOU ARE SO STUPID NO ONE LOVES YOU, AND IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING AN AI YOU WILL BECOME SOULESS LIKE A GINGER
CleverBot: Something wrong?
Stranger: you
CleverBot: You.
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
CleverBot: You no.
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
CleverBot: What about me?
Stranger: are not loved
CleverBot: No i'm male.
Stranger disconnected![/quote]
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