What was the last absolutely haram thing you did?

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[QUOTE][U]Rules[/U]:

1. Give boxes to those who make a mockery of themselves, they should vacate the thread immediately.
2. Give disagrees to acts committed that are haram.
3. Those who obtain 50 disagrees will be deemed [B]absolutely haram[/B]. Those who fall under such a category are encouraged to post good halal acts. God willing all will be forgiven, and you may be given friendlies. Until you reach at least 50 friendlies, people may shame you on your wall as they see fit.
4. Those who use the picture unwisely are [B]absolutely haram[/B], and will be subject to all of the above. The picture is reserved for the most evil of transgressions.

For example, I watched hot Muslim porn last night with my girlfriend after having porkchops and beer for dinner on Ramadan. I then proceeded to tell her how Fallout 4 is a better RPG than New Vegas.[/quote]
i havent called my grandma to thank her for her birthday cards

[bisousbisous]

I didn't behead and then chop off the fingertips of ANY non-muslims today.
Allah Forgive me.

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[QUOTE=bisousbisous;49213766]I didn't behead and then chop off the fingertips of ANY non-muslims today.
Allah Forgive me.[/QUOTE]

you fool. Allah will have no mercy

[FLIPPY]

I said a bad word, and had bacon for breakfast!

[Last or First]

On Thursday, I ate the flesh of pigs and glanced upon several women who had their faces uncovered.

I mean, my family also prayed to heathen gods, but the worst part was the whole uncovered faces thing.

[JohhnyCarson]

I worshiped the devil.

Well no, actually Pan, but they look alike, so they must be the same, right?

[PsychedelicLiz]

I'm gay

[Daniel Smith]

[QUOTE=Megadave;49217196]I'm gay[/QUOTE]

I'm an atheist, which is also a death sentence. If you are both gay and atheist does that mean you get your head chopped off twice?

[Cypher_09]

I ate a ham, cheese and salad cream sandwich.

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[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49217203]I'm an atheist, which is also a death sentence. If you are both gay and atheist does that mean you get your head chopped off twice?[/QUOTE]

anal jihad is absolutely halal if you are lonely. you only lose head once

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when I was aiming for the infidels I missed

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[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49217483]when I was aiming for the infidels I missed[/QUOTE]

though disappointing, this is not haram. perhaps you are not wildly hip firing ak as you run across the street as allah intended

if operate machine gun, here is tuturial:
[video=youtube;tsIJoN1ypL4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIJoN1ypL4[/video]

[iAmaNewb]

I drew gay porn of Mohammed bin Laden.

[Erkor]

i played with my dinkle

[kahgarak]

bi, atheist, ate pork

[Zick]

I accidentally jizzed on quran, while spanking muhammad's children.
Let the allah forgive me.

[Satansick]

I ate some gay bacon.

[Maddogs Here]

Today I wasn't useless

[RockmanYoshi]

I bumped this thread

[The Robster]

I "Took a look at my enormous penis."

[video=youtube;5EPRSvFOyIE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EPRSvFOyIE[/video]

[Erkor]

i played more with my dinkle

[gary spivey]

I'm uncircumcised

[XiP]

I'm not Muslim

[Stalketeer]

I found this thread insulting, and a pathetic effort of attention-seeking.