Anybody Need a Hit man?

[The Mad Dog]

PM Me, I'm cheap and my methods are unorthodox.

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

Anybody?

[erfinjerfin]

no

[Darth-Veger]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1319111&p=42662447[/url]
I smell gimmick

[Gulen]

Are you gonna blow people up with your tennis ball?

[joost1120]

how much does it cost for you to kill yourself?

[The Mad Dog]

[QUOTE=Gulen;42662825]Are you gonna blow people up with your tennis ball?[/QUOTE]

That can be an effective method with the correct contents, though it will cost my clients more than the typical molotov cocktail.

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=joost1120;42662846]how much does it cost for you to kill yourself?[/QUOTE]

I'm afraid no amount of money would be of use to me if I were dead.

[Gulen]

well, you could have them give the money to your family or someone else who needs it.

Do it man! Kill yourself for charity!

[CatMcFlans]

Kill yourself with your IED while you move to the UK.

[escher]

This is surely legit and is in no way some stupid guy acting like a hitman.

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

But if it was real you'd be the worst hitman ever, who the fuck advertises murder on a public forum?

[CheezMan]

can you kill the queen

[sp]joking[/sp]

[The Mad Dog]

[QUOTE=CheezMan;42662923]can you kill the queen

[sp]joking[/sp][/QUOTE]

Given how easy it is to scale her fence, probably.

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23999047[/url]

[a-cookie]

yeh mate i want you to kill my parents they keep takin away my xbox cos i get mad at noobs on cod :(

[CatMcFlans]

[QUOTE=a-cookie;42662945]yeh mate i want you to kill my parents they keep takin away my xbox cos i get mad at noobs on cod :([/QUOTE]

Hey my mom gave me my xbox back because I cleaned my room wanna play cod l8tr?????????????????

[erfinjerfin]

[QUOTE=The Mad Dog;42662939]Given how easy it is to scale her fence, probably.

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23999047[/url][/QUOTE]

never mind the fact that this guy was arrested for it

[a-cookie]

[QUOTE=CatMcFlans;42662956]Hey my mom gave me my xbox back because I cleaned my room wanna play cod l8tr?????????????????[/QUOTE]

yeh add me its xXw33d4lyfeXx[420krew]

[Gay4Grandad]

sure

[The Mad Dog]

[QUOTE=erfinjerfin;42662970]never mind the fact that this guy was arrested for it[/QUOTE]

What about the fact Buckingham Palace police are so dumb they held Prince Andrew at gunpoint and questioned him about what he was doing in his own mum's gardens?
[url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/427673/WORLD-EXCLUSIVE-Prince-Andrew-held-at-gunpoint-in-Buckingham-Palace-terror[/url]

[Magic Scrumpy]

you can kill your gimmick account.

[a-cookie]

[QUOTE=The Mad Dog;42663003]What about the fact Buckingham Palace police are so dumb they held Prince Andrew at gunpoint and questioned him about what he was doing in his own mum's gardens?
[url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/427673/WORLD-EXCLUSIVE-Prince-Andrew-held-at-gunpoint-in-Buckingham-Palace-terror[/url][/QUOTE]

well nobody knows who the fuck prince andrew is