• Corrupt the above stupid super power!
    31 replies, posted
It's like [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1481537]Stupid Superpowers[/url] but the person below you has to find a situation which your stupid superpower would be useful! I'll steal one from that thread I linked: [QUOTE=Spastik2D;48480758]The ability to hear what worms think.[/QUOTE] You are in the movie Tremors and can predict when they're going to attack. The ability to see be invisible, but only when nothing will ever be looking at you anyway
Commit burglary, but distract the CC guy - since he won't be looking at the screens, the cameras won't capture you The ability to piss up the ceiling instead of the toilet
When you really need to pee, buy you're inside and the bathrooms are in use The ability to be invisible, but only while yelling
The town's bad guy is deaf, but in exchange has supervision. Not like that's going to help him... The ability to sit completely still for 48 hours in one go
You are sitting on a pressure switch attached to a bomb which will deactivate in 48 hours, any sort of movement will cause it to detonate. Whenever you put on your clothes, they are always inside out no matter how careful you are.
[QUOTE=Killbane;48485034]You are sitting on a pressure switch attached to a bomb which will deactivate in 48 hours, any sort of movement will cause it to detonate. Whenever you put on your clothes, they are always inside out no matter how careful you are.[/QUOTE] All of your clothes are reversible. The ability to fly, powered only by violent diarrhea.
snip
You're forever constipated. The ability to be nowhere at once.
fighting a philosopher. you teleport to the nearest goat anytime you use the word "the".
You are teleported to Vault 101 and have to take the G.O.A.T. You become Vladimir Putin for 15 seconds every time you yawn.
your home is in Crimea [QUOTE=kweh;48480151]The ability to kill 7 random flies, each in a different part of the world, all at the exact same time, once a month.[/QUOTE] unfuck this then :v:
You happen to kill a fly carrying a deadly pathogen that has escaped from a laboratory, averting global crisis. And six other random flies. You have the ability to grow hair anywhere on your body by covering it with your own shit.
You are, however, deathly afraid of faeces, and you also have male pattern baldness. You are the smartest person alive.
You make fuck tons of cash with all your inventions. (how was that power stupid or useless at all?) You have the power to make the shower (or bath) a perfect temperature insantly.
You live a shitty part of Africa and the local warlord strictly controls the water supply You have the power to read a book from back page to front page without any effort
You live in a country where manga is banned. Whenever you fart, you will increase the chance of a nuclear war happening by 10%
A nuclear war would be good for you since you fart all the fucking time/ Now that you are dead nobody will make fun of you for farting. You can fly, but only hover 10 inches off the ground and it makes you super tired.
I swear this thread pops up, lasts a week, dies, then pops up again a month later.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;48497246]A nuclear war would be good for you since you fart all the fucking time/ Now that you are dead nobody will make fun of you for farting. You can fly, but only hover 10 inches off the ground and it makes you super tired.[/QUOTE] You always win at "The Floor Is Lava". You also win at napping. You can now read minds. All 7 billion of them. At once.
Claim to be the next Jesus Christ by hearing prayers You possess the ability to turn into a speaker blaring "YMCA", only inside churches
However, it's only inside Scientology churches. You gain the ability of not needing oxygen to breath, but only when you hold your breath.
Except when you hold your breath, you have explosive diarrhea. You possess the ability to hook up with any woman you desire. But only when you do a handstand.
train yourself to walk on your hands/design supports to keep you from falling over the ability to predict the future 2 seconds in advance
Whenever you try to see two seconds into the future, you travel four seconds back in time. You can gain infinite knowledge regarding a specific subject at the cost of a years worth of memories and knowledge, starting with the most recent 365 days.
The subject would be some science shit where you can recover and make memories The ability so shape shift but no one see's you any different
You only use this power to shapeshift into a hot girl so you can fap to yourself in private You have nightvision abilities but only works in daylight
drink lots of water regurgitate it into the mouths of all africans you are pretty much superman, but only at 9:52 PM
i am also batman from 9:53-9:51 you can run at super-speeds, but only in the opposite direction of something you want to/intend to do.
Your shoelaces are permanently tied together. You can jump super high but you are not immune to large fall of gravity
You jump from a burning building with a chair and leap off of the chair before you hit the ground to avoid falling to your death. You have the power to see through carpets
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.