• Share Your Weirdest Sex Dreams
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Title says it all. I had two I can think of. One was getting a piggy back ride from a goth girl through the hall ways at my old high school while shoving it up her ass. Another was flying across the ocean, using my old teacher I had a crush on as a surf board. Same deal, dick in ass. Its not really a kink of mine so I don't know why it keeps happening... So what about you?
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I once had a dream where I was making out with Santa Clause.
[QUOTE=dan was boobies]My dream include Me, my friend James, my friend Dan, and my friend Alec. There is this fucking hot girl in our classes, and she is fucking dreamy. My dream involved me sticking my pregnancy stick in her mouth, and forcefeeding her. My friend James was ramming her up the ass. Alec was up the vagina. and Dan was boobies. She was locked down to a table in the clouds, and had one of those red ball things in her mouth when I wasn't mouthraping her. aww :jizz: but the bad thing about it, is all day, every girl i see, i picture me doing that to her. solutions?[/QUOTE] poetry for this thread
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=930551[/url] I'm just going to leave this here. [editline]9th November 2012[/editline] Oh, fuck you, lapsus. :v:
[t]https://instagr.am/p/RLrs99OkU-/media/?size=l[/t] This guy. yes, I know....
I had sex with my first girlfriend while my girl cousins watched. :v: I don't know what the hell I was smoking.
I fucked some Catgirl made out of jelly. It felt good though. I want to have more of these dream. [editline]9th November 2012[/editline] I remember she had no vagina so I had to poke one on her. How did my brain came up with that.
>be 14 >be dreaming >out in public >hot woman walks by >I horny >I fuck her senseless in public >wake up >massive boner and precum
I once dreamt of a beach, and I was the tide (like literally the water going in and out was me somehow), and I was going up some girls bikini bottoms. It was an odd experience.
I once dreamt I wanked off a dog
[QUOTE=Ilikepotatoes;38385327]>be 14 >be dreaming >out in public >hot woman walks by >I horny >I fuck her senseless in public >wake up >massive boner and precum[/QUOTE] We dont really use 4chan style posts like this on FP. Just so you know some people will look down on you if you do. [editline]edit[/editline] When I was younger I had a dream that my penis was really stretchy and bendable like silly putty, but some how still stiff, And a chick who used to ride my bus was giving me head. It felt more odd than sexy.
Many a year ago, I had a dream that I was "playing" gmod with a friend of mine that was having me test his new gamemode. Well, I was actually in gmod as opposed to playing it, and there was this thing where I could draw props and doodle them into the game. The only part he had coded was being able to make basic shaped balloons, and I made the shape of a woman, and started drilling it hardcore. Was a very strange dream...
>Having sex while driving >Run over Hispanic family playing in the street
I had a dream I got into 69 position with another guy. [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]It was great.[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;38384172]I once had a dream where I was making out with Santa Clause.[/QUOTE] Did he deliver you a special package? Did he give you a taste of his milk and cookies? Did he show off his shining glass balls? Did he give you a holly jolly goodnight?
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;38388123]Did he deliver you a special package? Did he give you a taste of his milk and cookies? Did he show off his shining glass balls? Did he give you a holly jolly goodnight?[/QUOTE] Did you empty his sacks, ect, ect.
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;38384160]inb4 incest posts [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I actually did once dream I had sex with my sister, nothing too wild, just missionary position, the weird thing was when I woke up I realized I don't have a sister.
I dreamt that I fisted my bestfriend's girlfriend
I once had a dream that someone replaced me, and they were kind of like me I guess, except douchey. They took my blanket and masturbated with it in front of my older brother and sister (and didn't care that they watched). When I woke up, I was pissed off that he took my blanket and fapped with it.
I once had a dream that I was raped by aliens, it was terrifying.
Not necessarily a "sex dream", but last night I dreamt I was in a full relationship with Olan Rogers. It was weird.
Gregory House having sex with me as a pony, then breaking one of my hindlegs REPEATEDLY to prove a point.
I once spent nearly half of an exam half-awake daydreaming about passionately fucking various girls around the room. Well, what the fuck else was I supposed to do in a science exam that was an hour longer than neccessary? Check answers?!
No dan was boobies? Come on FP... But anyways I once had a dream where I gave anal to my best friend
[QUOTE=Plaster;38385049]I fucked some Catgirl made out of jelly. It felt good though. I want to have more of these dream. [editline]9th November 2012[/editline] I remember she had no vagina so I had to poke one on her. How did my brain came up with that.[/QUOTE] You stuck your dick in a jar of jelly didn't you?
Dan was boobies.
[QUOTE=THATCAKEISASPY;38389966]I once had a dream that I was raped by aliens, it was terrifying.[/QUOTE] What if it was not a dream?
I had a dream I was in a 4 way with some Draenei girls. They had dicks. I don't even play WoW!
There was an orgy on my lawn between various classmates of mine and I was the only one without a partner. Just kinda... stood around grumpily. My sex dreams are piss-poor.
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