Parents asking what I want for birthday.

[coolrider102]

My parents are asking what I want for my birthday. I have absolutely no idea on what I want because I haven't really looked around much. I'll be 16. Please post any cool gadgets.
Thanks!

So far:
M-Audio Keystation 88ES MIDI Controller
Forza Motorsport 3
Xbox 360 Wireless Raceing Wheel
Nikon D3000
Novint Falcon

[b]"Huge vibrator with with sexy hot naked man on the package"[/b] - Suggested by Bathingrapes and Meader.

[BurningPlayd0h]

Novint Falcon

[materialsafety]

Ask for cash.

[brickbox]

Look on ebay lots of shit there.

[Minilandstan]

[QUOTE=brickbox;21091303]Fleshlight[/QUOTE]
A hooker
A 48 HOUR ONE

[coolrider102]

[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;21091246]Novint Falcon[/QUOTE]
:D Oh man, How could I forget that! Added!

[brickbox]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;21091307]A hooker
A 48 HOUR ONE[/QUOTE]

Don't forget condoms!

[Whitelynx]

snowboard to send to me

[coolrider102]

[QUOTE=Whitelynx;21091374]snowboard to send to me[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Hold on, Let me send that through my phone for you.
:phone:

[Meader]

[B]Vibrator.
[/B]

[AwesomeCanadian]

You're getting [i]all[/i] of that?

[Fabyano]

Taco Bell gift card.

[Bathingrapes]

yeah ask for a huge vibrator but make sure you tell them that there has to be a picture of a sexy hot naked man on the package

[Mac2468]

Drugs.

[coolrider102]

[QUOTE=AwesomeCanadian;21091434]You're getting [i]all[/i] of that?[/QUOTE]

No... They wanted a list of what I [b]Wanted[/b] not what I'm getting.

[Bathingrapes]

drugs and a dildo its settled tell your parents right now

[gsp1995]

Gold member account in a super Porn website.

[coolrider102]

[QUOTE=Mac2468;21091448]Drugs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Meader;21091418][B]Vibrator.
[/B][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bathingrapes;21091437]yeah ask for a huge vibrator but make sure you tell them that there has to be a picture of a sexy hot naked man on the package[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bathingrapes;21091458]drugs and a dildo its settled tell your parents right now[/QUOTE]

:byodood:

[Meader]

[QUOTE=coolrider102;21091535]:byodood:[/QUOTE]
[B]
If you actually put dildo on your list you'll be my hero.

And by hero I mean I'll be your dildo.[/B] :smug:

[scorpion8754]

Ask for a Brazzers subscription

[coolrider102]

[QUOTE=Meader;21091583][B]
If you actually put dildo on your list you'll be my hero.

And by hero I mean I'll be your dildo.[/B] :smug:[/QUOTE]

I don't need a hero....Or a dildo...Or a man wearing a giant condom suit.
:tiphat:

[ashxu]

get a fleshlight

[phill977]

Try to get something you know they won't get you, and if they say no, then put it aside as a joke and say you actually want cash or something.

[Johan123]

Get a film camera

[EFG]

A life time supply of cream cheese

[Dapwnner]

Better parents, who know what their son (daughter?) actually wants.

[Sleepy feet]

an ounce of weed

[phill977]

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;21095303]an ounce of weed[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, a friend of mine told me once that him and 4 other friends bought a quart of weed and smoked weed the whole day for 2 days and they didn't even finish half of it.

My friend said he was so high that he doesn't even remember it...

[Meader]

[QUOTE=phill977;21096161]Hahaha, a friend of mine told me once that him and 4 other friends bought a quart of weed and smoked weed the whole day for 2 days and they didn't even finish half of it.

My friend said he was so high that he doesn't even remember it...[/QUOTE]

What the fuck unit of measurement do you guys use? A quart??

[Whitelynx]

[QUOTE=coolrider102;21091400]Yeah, Hold on, Let me send that through my phone for you.
:phone:[/QUOTE]

actually i prefer email