One-liners: Because your mother never saw the irony in calling you a son-of-a-bitch.

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Post your funny/thoughtful/whatever one-liners.

My contribution:
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Also my avatar etc.

[Edthefirst]

Those pants are ugly, take them off. :smug:

[Jamsponge]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it- make it better.

[neesu]

-"Go to hell."
-"With you around, I'm already there."

[MountainWatcher]

Your momma's so fat, when she enters a thermal system, entropy has no space to rise anymore.

My invention.

[ForestRaptor]

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory.

[Nerts]

"I was talking to a friend earlier, she wanted an innuendo; so I gave it to her."

"Want to feel out of place? Go wear a leather jacket in a sports wear shop."

[escher]

[QUOTE=Within;28970677]Post your funny/thoughtful/whatever one-liners.

My contribution:
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Also my avatar etc.[/QUOTE]

Your avatar is a cut-down version of my favorite one-liner:

"People who make things idiot-proof severely underestimate the ingenuity of idiots."

[desrt_rat]

"Did the tectonic plates of earth shift causing massive waves of force to move out in all directions? Because you rock my world, baby"

"Are you a black hole with the density of a compressed earth the size of a golf ball? Because your attractive."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."

[McNab]

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

[Sumap]

every line by Mr. Freeze
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I&feature=related[/media]

[ZeroMinus]

Tea is for mugs.

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[QUOTE=desrt_rat;28971768]"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."[/QUOTE]

Haha, that's clever.

"If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong..."

[FreakySoup]

-Sneezes-

"Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

I, Robot is FULL of them.

[Hick2]

This thread is cornier than my beef sandwich!

[Stinky]

The speed of light is faster than sound, which is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.