Confessional Booth: Stuff you wouldn't tell people in RL - General

Another confessional thread, post stuff you could tell us over the safety of the internet but not to your friendship group or classmates (if you're in school). I can't tell most people about the amount of time I spend on the computer. Even though I enjoy hanging out and having a social life, I couldn't bring myself to try to explain 4chan or Garry's Mod to people who have only heard of games like Call of Duty and think the only social/interests website on the internet is Facebook. So a lot of the time people will ask me what I've been doing and I lie to make myself seem a bit more "normal".

The Anonymous Confessional thread was closed for a reason.

I used to browse /b/ every day,dodging CP and reading crap.I itch to return every day but I never will. I'm actually eleven.

I enjoy jacking off to anthropomorphic animals.

That I had homosexual toughts in puberty, and that I fucked my own teddybear (a golden dog)

I wanna grope and feel up all the guys in my class

I'm turned on by top hats. every time I make change for a 10 I fap with Lincolns face and tell him he's a whore.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;28146862]I enjoy jacking off to anthropomorphic animals.[/QUOTE] this

GO YOU STUPID FUCK. ITS A RIGHT TURN ONLY LANE. O.N.L.Y. YOU CANT GO STRAIGHT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I REAR END YOU AND RAPE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. /c

Why was the other thread locked?

This thread already exists: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1059525-The-Get-Stuff-Off-Your-Chest-Thread-V.2-lt-Pascall-and-Makol-Flirting-Edition-gt[/url]

There are IRL friends of mine on here and there's people I'll be going to the York meetup with too. :ohdear:

I once punched my grandmother in the face.

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;28146426]The Anonymous Confessional thread was closed for a reason.[/QUOTE] Your right, it had [b]OVER 5000[/b] posts.

I play video games alot. I am part of 2 sports teams and if I ever told anyone than my closest friends, I would be shunned by society.

i slapped my mum when i was 5 because she wouldn't let me eat a starburst

i like kids

Everything, since I don't talk much.

I once masturbated to amy rose from sonic. :colbert:

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I'm British and don't like tea. I'm worried that if my peers find out then I'll be reported and subsequently thrown out of the country :ohdear:.

I watch porn

I fap

[QUOTE=Ali Legend;28155317]I'm British and don't like tea. I'm worried that if my peers find out then I'll be reported and subsequently thrown out of the country :ohdear:.[/QUOTE] I'm Irish and I don't like booze. Though I'd tell anyone that. [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] I hate tea as well.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;28155178]I once thought that Neytiri from Avatar was hot. :frown: Fuck it, I still do. I'm not proud of it.[/QUOTE] This. Or the guy. I may or may not be bisexual. I can't decide :v:

I wish to sock a few of my friends in the face for various reasons.

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;28160135]I'm Irish and I don't like booze. Though I'd tell anyone that. [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] I hate tea as well.[/QUOTE] I'm American and I hate caffeinated drinks of any sort.

I'm gay.

I shit my pants until the age of 10 and I think all fags should burn in hell. Serious post, Im sick of all this "tolerance" shit.

I had sex with the OP's mother.