Five syllables here
Seven syllables right here
And five here again
Direct your eyes down
On how you will not post here
Without exception:
[quote]
Bro is this
How you write
A Haiku?
No, no, no, you've got
It all wrong. It's five, seven,
five. No continuous lines!
You're a hypocrite
But thank you
Bro
For showing me the "no"
[/quote]
this thread is so bad
it makes me want to puke hard
please can you get out
this thread is real shit
you should feel bad about it
why did you make it
I do not want to
I am bad at writing stuff
Refrigerator
let us make a bet
i bet that you are counting
i win give me dosh
The thought of you guys,
Forced to respond through haiku
I find it funny.
[QUOTE=Deiru;33455160]let us make a bet
i bet that you are counting
i win give me dosh[/QUOTE]
That is a bad deal
I do not agree with it
Let's rework the bet.
cheese, wine and butter
all things i smear on myself
i like pineapples
I feel this system
is much rather a cystern
of pure melted shit
[QUOTE=iWumbo;33455184]That is a bad deal
I do not agree with it
Let's rework the bet.[/QUOTE]
I am darth vader
I have altered the betting
Pray I don't again
[QUOTE=Deiru;33455230]I am darth vader
I have altered the betting
Pray I don't again[/QUOTE]
You are not my dad
You're a cellular device
Threw it on the ground.
There once was a haiku fast thread
But that poetry fills me with dread
For I can't write haikus
for my rhythm is skewed
So I wrote a limerick instead
You must have one
element of nature
and also seasons
Seriously, though.
[QUOTE=iWumbo;33455284]You are not my dad
You're a cellular device
Threw it on the ground.[/QUOTE]
Son, pick that shit up
Your action disappoints me
Now go to your room.
I like TV Tropes
I cannot stop reading them
It is a good read.
I am good at this
Until I run out of words
then I just give up.
[QUOTE=Deiru;33455652]Son, pick that shit up
Your action disappoints me
Now go to your room.[/QUOTE]
I am on my way
Time to jump out the window
See you later, "dad".
a haiku for you
this is a haiku for you
a haiku for you
(haiku of the year 2k11)
Haiku thread, methinks?
What a novel idea.
Shit, all out of room.
I am bad at Haikus
just look at this haiku
It looks so bad
This thread is good stuff.
A fun way to pass the time.
Damn, I have to shit.