• ITT we talk in only haikus
    46 replies, posted
Five syllables here Seven syllables right here And five here again Direct your eyes down On how you will not post here Without exception: [quote] Bro is this How you write A Haiku? No, no, no, you've got It all wrong. It's five, seven, five. No continuous lines! You're a hypocrite But thank you Bro For showing me the "no" [/quote]
this thread is so bad it makes me want to puke hard please can you get out
this thread is real shit you should feel bad about it why did you make it
I do not want to I am bad at writing stuff Refrigerator
let us make a bet i bet that you are counting i win give me dosh
The thought of you guys, Forced to respond through haiku I find it funny.
[QUOTE=Deiru;33455160]let us make a bet i bet that you are counting i win give me dosh[/QUOTE] That is a bad deal I do not agree with it Let's rework the bet.
cheese, wine and butter all things i smear on myself i like pineapples
I feel this system is much rather a cystern of pure melted shit
[QUOTE=iWumbo;33455184]That is a bad deal I do not agree with it Let's rework the bet.[/QUOTE] I am darth vader I have altered the betting Pray I don't again
[QUOTE=Deiru;33455230]I am darth vader I have altered the betting Pray I don't again[/QUOTE] You are not my dad You're a cellular device Threw it on the ground.
There once was a haiku fast thread But that poetry fills me with dread For I can't write haikus for my rhythm is skewed So I wrote a limerick instead
You must have one element of nature and also seasons Seriously, though.
[QUOTE=iWumbo;33455284]You are not my dad You're a cellular device Threw it on the ground.[/QUOTE] Son, pick that shit up Your action disappoints me Now go to your room.
I like TV Tropes I cannot stop reading them It is a good read.
I am good at this Until I run out of words then I just give up.
[QUOTE=Deiru;33455652]Son, pick that shit up Your action disappoints me Now go to your room.[/QUOTE] I am on my way Time to jump out the window See you later, "dad".
a haiku for you this is a haiku for you a haiku for you (haiku of the year 2k11)
Haiku thread, methinks? What a novel idea. Shit, all out of room.
I am bad at Haikus just look at this haiku It looks so bad
This thread is good stuff. A fun way to pass the time. Damn, I have to shit.
gentlemanliness aristocratically abomination
I've got adderall I've got pickels Watching Weird Science
Why am I posting? Fast threads is awful bullshit. Fuck me in the ass.
Haikus are okay They remind me of fishsticks I am a sandwich
Some of these haikus Are better than the others I like the first ones
Haikus don't sound good Maybe they should stay in japan? I have no idea
pokemon battles make my penis very hard ask me about it
This Thread Spins so Very Round It makes me want to move all around Yet it reminds me of a clock
[QUOTE=iWumbo;33455124]I do not want to I am bad at writing stuff Refrigerator[/QUOTE] I died at "Refrigerator"
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.