[QUOTE=_Chewgum;51803377]put 5 condoms on the dick[/QUOTE]
I know you're joking here but I just want to remind any unknowing readers that wearing more than one condom is [I]less[/I] safe than one.
[QUOTE=Riller;51803428]I know you're joking here but I just want to remind any unknowing readers that wearing more than one condom is [I]less[/I] safe than one.[/QUOTE]
Is there an app that I can trust about the perfect balance of how many condoms I should wear?
even in a stable relationship ill just buy fuckin condoms and put them on every time who the fuck honestly cares, im not going to take risks and im especially not going to make my girl eat hormones no matter how safe they say they are
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;51803431]Is there an app that I can trust about the perfect balance of how many condoms I should wear?[/QUOTE]
If there's some sort of app that displays a big ol' [B]1[/B] on the screen, then that would work perfectly for that purpose.
[QUOTE=Riller;51803428]I know you're joking here but I just want to remind any unknowing readers that wearing more than one condom is [I]less[/I] safe than one.[/QUOTE]
Only double bag your groceries and gloves!
[QUOTE=bloboo;51803500]why bother with those expensive condoms just get some saran wrap and like tape it on yourself or something[/QUOTE]
just superglue your dickhole. you don't shoot, she don't pop. simple
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;51803566]Only double bag your groceries and gloves![/QUOTE]
if we're using grocery bags, just stuff it into the vagina
convenient handles for disposal
[editline]10th February 2017[/editline]
don't do that, though
i am not a doctor
[QUOTE=Riller;51803428]I know you're joking here but I just want to remind any unknowing readers that wearing more than one condom is [I]less[/I] safe than one.[/QUOTE]
I'm a virgin can you explain :frown:
[QUOTE=Citrus705;51803765]I'm a virgin can you explain :frown:[/QUOTE]
i don't remember the real reason, but i'm betting it's that the friction between the two layers of condom tears both of them
condoms can "tear" in ways you don't see that still allow some cells through
I swear i've seen this in an episode of archer with their pregnancy test that you can take online.
The only 100% method to not get your lady pregnant is to not fertilize her eggs
just have your girl get an IUD, then you can cum in her vag whenever you like
Uuuuhhhhh....my phone won't even reliably trigger its alarm. Why the fuck would you entrust a life-changing act like getting knocked up to something that can't even reliably buzz at the same time every morning?!
[QUOTE=Egevened;51803451]even in a stable relationship ill just buy fuckin condoms and put them on every time who the fuck honestly cares, im not going to take risks and im especially not going to make my girl eat hormones no matter how safe they say they are[/QUOTE]
I don't know, man. My life has vastly improved once I started eating hormones. I have a natural hormonal imbalance, so that's probably why.
On topic, I hate natural family planning (which is what this is). I feel it's used as a way for really conservative people to trick girls into thinking they don't need contraceptives (whether hormonal or not, or even a condom). I'm just leery of anti-contraceptive thinking.
I guess it's always felt to me like you have a few options. You can not run across shooting gallery lanes past the white line (abstinence), you can run past wearing a bullet-proof suit and helmet and whatnot (contraception), or you can run across wearing nothing and trust that you'll be a good enough runner to make it to the other side okay (natural family planning).
[QUOTE=_Chewgum;51803377]put 5 condoms on the dick[/QUOTE]
I wrap my rascal [i]two[/i] times, because I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels.
Well the thing about this stuff is that it works in theory, if you have a doctor running the tests its probably equally safe as the pill but people are dumb, lazy and forgetful. I would never use this unless "we could have a kid but lets try and wait for a bit" is the stage i am in.
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;51804272]just have your girl get an IUD, then you can cum in her vag whenever you like[/QUOTE]
Yeah, so funny, especially when you [b]blow up into her[/b]
[sp] IUD, IED, get it? heheh.... im out[/sp]
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;51804272]just have your girl get an IUD, then you can cum in her vag whenever you like[/QUOTE]
Can confirm, IUDs are great. You can even get non-hormonal ones.
Just get on the pill, and use an IUD and you'll be fine.
But I thought you couldn't get your own hand pregnant?...
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