• How to get sober fast.
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A couple hours ago my girl friend called me wasted as fuck. Turns out her and her friend wanted to try some of her brothers rum while they were baby sitting his kids. It's 11:46 PM. He's gonna be home at 1. As you can see...They're in deep shit. How do I get these two sober so they don't get in major trouble?
Actually it's gonna be more like "where has all my rum gone?" [editline]11:50PM[/editline] [img]http://jeffreykishner.com/images/captain_jack_sparrow.jpg[/img]
gotta say man. they're in some really deep shit.will her brother know something's up if you go over and watch the kids while they go sleep for a bit? thats the only way i can think to keep them out of his sight for a while so they can sober up
Seriously, I have to get them at least a little bit more sober. Right now I'm texting her trying to get them to fall asleep before he gets home... For some reason though they have their minds set on "fixing" the TV? How do I get them back??! [editline]04:54AM[/editline] [QUOTE=rebeldevil;20603658]gotta say man. they're in some really deep shit.will her brother know something's up if you go over and watch the kids while they go sleep for a bit? thats the only way i can think to keep them out of his sight for a while so they can sober up[/QUOTE] I can't go there...:saddowns: She lives twenty minutes away and I would be in huge shit if I just left. How long does it take to start getting sober?
Sadly, the only way to get sober is time and lots of it. There's no fully proven way to get sober quickly. Drinking lots of water/coffee doesn't make you any more sober. The alcohol is still in your bloodstream, regardless of what you eat/drink. Just tell your girlfriend she's fucked either way.
[QUOTE=CovanatSlayer117;20603689]Sadly, the only way to get sober is time and lots of it. There's no fully proven way to get sober quickly. Drinking lots of water/coffee doesn't make you any more sober. The alcohol is still in your bloodstream, regardless of what you eat/drink. Just tell your friend she's fucked either way.[/QUOTE] It's my girlfriend. I'm not gonna tell her shes fucked. She's soooooo emotional right now, it's ridiculous. That was my first time talking to a drunk person. I never want to talk to one again.
make your girlfriends go to sleep with an alarm clock set EDIT: are the drunk enough not to know how to set an alarm clock!?!?!?
slap them across the face with your dick, than call them Larry
[QUOTE=slippp22;20603774]slap them across the face with your dick, than call them Larry[/QUOTE] Shut up and get out. You're not even funny. Ass hole. [editline]05:02AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. poopypants;20603768]make your girlfriends go to sleep with an alarm clock set[/QUOTE] I'm trying to get them to fall asleep right now, but they want to make toast. :/
A question, how old are they? And how old is the brother?
[QUOTE=stone555;20603845]A question, how old are they? And how old is the brother?[/QUOTE] They're both 15. Her brother is 29. [editline]05:06AM[/editline] I think he's 29? If not he's close to there. Might be 30, I don't know.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20603862]They're both 15. Her brother is 29.[/QUOTE]Ooh, yeah they are fucked. Only way I can see them getting away with it is by replacing the bottle with the exact same brand at the same mark and just keep the other one. But you'll need someone to pull for you.
Are the kids asleep?
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20603800]Shut up and get out. You're not even funny. Ass hole. [editline]05:02AM[/editline] I'm trying to get them to fall asleep right now, but they want to make toast. :/[/QUOTE] well you need to force them to go to sleep (drugs (not the get high drugs) or sleeper hold)
[QUOTE=stone555;20603878]Ooh, yeah they are fucked. Only way I can see them getting away with it is by replacing the bottle with the exact same brand at the same mark and just keep the other one. But you'll need someone to pull for you.[/QUOTE] They filled the bottle with water to replace what they drank... :doh: [editline]05:08AM[/editline] [QUOTE=rathat48;20603883]Are the kids asleep?[/QUOTE] From what I know the baby is sleeping. There's a one year old baby in the crib, a 2 year old and a 4 year old. Hopefully they slept through it all.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20603890]They filled the bottle with water to replace what they drank... :doh:[/QUOTE]NO, tell them to fucking dump it out right now! That is exactly what you DON'T do. Even if he doesn't catch on tonight, he will eventually. They will still be fucked.
[QUOTE=stone555;20603913]NO, tell them to fucking dump it out right now! That is exactly what you DON'T do. Even if he doesn't catch on tonight, he will eventually. They will still be fucked.[/QUOTE] It's half rum, half water I think. My girl friend only had two shots is the thing, yet she is more fucked up than her friend who had 1/3 of the bottle.
Tell them to hide the bottles, then go to sleep.
Throw up :v:
[QUOTE=DemonDog;20603948]Tell them to hide the bottles, then go to sleep.[/QUOTE] I think they're sleeping already. They stopped texting me.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20603984]I think they're sleeping already. They stopped texting me.[/QUOTE] Hopefully they passed out on something people normally sleep on. and not on the kids.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;20604032]Hopefully they passed out on something people normally sleep on. and not on the kids.[/QUOTE] That's just as bad as washing your baby on the side of the sink with the garbage disposal... [editline]05:19AM[/editline] Okay. I guess I'll go to bed and deal with this tomorrow. There's nothing I can do at this point. Thanks guys..
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20603862]They're both 15. Her brother is 29. [editline]05:06AM[/editline] I think he's 29? If not he's close to there. Might be 30, I don't know.[/QUOTE] Well they deserve it and who gives a [EMAIL="$@%"]$@%[/EMAIL]^ they shouldn't be drinking at that age.
[QUOTE=tesher07;20604085]Well they deserve it and who gives a [EMAIL="$@%"]$@%[/EMAIL]^ they shouldn't be drinking at that age.[/QUOTE] Don't tell me you've never made a bad decision.
Unless her brothers a real hard ass, i doubt he'll be that pissed... As long as the kids are fine i can't see any reason for him to be mad other then his rum's gone... (teenagers over-react way to god damn much, my sister got caught with a bunch of weed and thought her dad was going to flip the fuck out and kick her out, she called me crying asking if i could help her move before she even told him, she was all worried he was going to find out by reading the newspaper because they post local crime in some section of it... i told her just to tell him, at the worst he'll be a little mad and dissapointed but he was a pot head when i was 12 and he's just cleaned up so that would just be hypocrisy.)
[QUOTE=Luc1f3r;20604121]Unless her brothers a real hard ass, i doubt he'll be that pissed... As long as the kids are fine i can't see any reason for him to be mad other then his rum's gone...[/QUOTE] Her brother is a huge hard ass. He's been drinking since he was thirteen. But still. This isn't a good situation. I fuckin' hate alcohol now.
Alcohol is fun when you use it responsibly, she's not the first 15 year old ever to get fucked up with a friend baby sitting, at most he'll be pissed but who really gives a fuck, he can yell and bitch all he want's but wont really do anything. Kids need to stop being so scared of getting in trouble, you fuck up just deal with the consequences and it'll be over quickly...
I saw on mythbusters that if you give someone a HUGE slap in the face, they'll sober pretty quickly.
Ask facepunch. v:v:v Just make coffee/chew coffee beans/put insta-coffee powder in your mouth (last one is a sure-soberer, but for a couple hours+the hangover is like twice as hard.)
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20604139]Her brother is a huge hard ass. He's been drinking since he was thirteen. But still. This isn't a good situation. I fuckin' hate alcohol now.[/QUOTE] In what way? In things like that I can't say I have yet because the only time I got smashed was with over 5 adults present... and btw it's legal if your guardian allows you in their house with a few friends. Besides that I don't think I ever want to get drunk again after that because of the hang over.
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