Reminds me of that Jimmy Neutron episode with that burger place that used a scanner to scan your tongue.
Oh great so you're not selling us enough shit already?
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;33901881]Oh great so you're not selling us enough shit already?[/QUOTE]
Yea word companies should just stop making stuff forever
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;33901881]Oh great so you're not selling us enough shit already?[/QUOTE]
I hate when I walk past a coffee machine and it holds a gun to my head and demands my money.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;33902135]a coffee machine took my children and held them for ransom[/QUOTE]
A coffee machine burned my house down, stole my food, and put a hit contract on my wife and kids.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;33902318]A coffee machine burned my house down, stole my food, and put a hit contract on my wife and kids.[/QUOTE] A coffee machine posted a thread on Facepunch to promote its own murderous agenda.BBC=Brewed Brown Coffee
[QUOTE=Mr. Sun;33902352]A coffee machine posted a thread on Facepunch to promote its own murderous agenda.BBC=Brewed Brown Coffee[/QUOTE]
A coffee machine poisoned my villages water hole.
[QUOTE=OatmealMan;33902368]A coffee machine poisoned my villages water hole.[/QUOTE]
those MONSTERS, we must find every single coffee machine on earth and teach them what for.
[QUOTE]The machine uses an optical sensor fitted to the top of the machine to recognise the shape of the human face. A computer processor then carries out a series of calculations based on measurements such as the distance between the eyes, nose and ears.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't you just be able to wear a human-like mask and then be able to purchase the 'Adult' Jello? I bet there's going to be some sort of black market of masks that bypass the child/teen detection system.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;33902397]those MONSTERS, we must find every single coffee machine on earth and teach them what for.[/QUOTE]
A coffee machine made me coffee.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEYEvxs9aWk[/media]
[editline]26th December 2011[/editline]
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[B]IT KNOWS[/B] :tinfoil:
[quote]Intel said it did not use its equipment to profile race, but it has had to tweak its code to deal with different ethnicities[/quote]
Would you like Grape or Watermelon flavor?
I don't see how this could help a vending machine.. I mean... can you honestly tell what type of ice cream someone likes just by old they are and what gender?
Pretty fucking cool though.
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