Post your most odd moment. - General

Self explanitory title, post your most odd moment. Mine is very short. One day at school some jock decided to steal my sandwhich....for the rest of the day i didnt say anything to him and staired at him untill he gave me a new sandwhich, he finaly did at the end of the day, which he stole from another person.... it was a moderate sandwhich. meh, all i can think of post yours

When i was in the car with my parents and they had a "WANT LONGER LASTING SEX" ad on the radio.

I said "cunt" on accident.

I had a conversation with a girl on MSN, I thought she blocked me for some reason. When she went back online I asked "Why did you blow me?".

my cat watched me masturbate once. no wonder she sleeps with me

When I was 6 and had started talking about sex with my friend(not with eachother, and it was an all wrong, 1st grade version of events), I was eating dinner and I wanted some more, and instead of asking for more steak, I asked for more sex. I corrected myself instantly but it was too late. My parent's heads turned so fast I thought they would fly off. Luckily they just kinda shrugged it off like it was a word I heard somewhere but didn't know the meaning of. I didn't talk the rest of the night.

My teacher is named Odd. :frogc00l:

Hahah When I read the title of this post, I assumed that you were the same guy who made this one: [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=349751]The Most Stupidist Thing Someone Has Said To You[/url] [img]http://thehealthylivinglounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/george_clooney_laughing.jpg[/img]

Just a minute ago when a dent in my water bottle popped out. Heart attack, I swear.

When I'm half asleep and then I think I'm gonna fall off my bed but not really . I jump in startle . It's odd .

^ I Do the exact same thing everynight. It feels like you're falling and it makes you jump. I think i got it from my dad. He has seizures in his sleep <:(

i was tired and i thought my pillow was talking to me

[QUOTE=VaultBoi;17489206]i was tired and i thought my pillow was talking to me[/QUOTE] I thought my pillow was a gameboy and tried to play with it.

It was pretty freaky but my little brother sleeps in the same room as me, so I wake up like 4:00 and I sit up to look at him, Then I see him sit up and look at me with his eyes closed and then all of a sudden he does this silent scream and then lays back down I just sat there scared out of my mind and then I just layed back in my bed facing the opposite way.

haha wow fire Kracker. That is freeky.

[QUOTE=Mr.Antisocial;17461205]Self explanitory title, post your most odd moment. Mine is very short. One day at school some jock decided to steal my sandwhich....for the rest of the day i didnt say anything to him and staired at him untill he gave me a new sandwhich, he finaly did at the end of the day, which he stole from another person.... it was a moderate sandwhich. meh, all i can think of post yours[/QUOTE] That's psychological warfare for you. My odd moment would have to be in Jr. High. I came to school wearing this freaky slasher smile on my face with the intent to go as long as possible with it. I ended up in the Office by 3rd period talking to the Principal. Evidently Slasher Smiles are scary effective and disconcerting people.

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;17489737]It was pretty freaky but my little brother sleeps in the same room as me, so I wake up like 4:00 and I sit up to look at him, Then I see him sit up and look at me with his eyes closed and then all of a sudden he does this silent scream and then lays back down I just sat there scared out of my mind and then I just layed back in my bed facing the opposite way.[/QUOTE] u should probably think about getting an exorcist in there

I once had an uncontrollable bowel movement whist sitting on a chair in the hospital. Liquid Feces were running all over the chair. A volunteer food delivery guy just happened to walk in at that moment. The look on his face was priceless. I was in the hospital for ecoli 157, my bowels failed from the whole ordeal and happened to turn back on at that moment.

Just a couple of minutes ago , this friend whom I was chatting with accidentaly stumbled on porn and now she says she feels sick and is going to bed . WTF . Who feels sick over something ... like this ? Ok it's porn but , hell , people do that all the time . She's gonna do it too someday , WTF !? I just find it odd how she's so ... sensitive . She should be a damn nun . Sorry about the rant . Other odd moment . Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched . It's weird xD

Earlier today someone thought I had an Australian accent. My mind went into WTF mode for a good 30 seconds.

[QUOTE=Vulture;17485126]When I'm half asleep and then I think I'm gonna fall off my bed but not really . I jump in startle . It's odd .[/QUOTE] That happens to everyone because your body is getting used to the shift in balance.

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;17489737]It was pretty freaky but my little brother sleeps in the same room as me, so I wake up like 4:00 and I sit up to look at him, Then I see him sit up and look at me with his eyes closed and then all of a sudden he does this silent scream and then lays back down I just sat there scared out of my mind and then I just layed back in my bed facing the opposite way.[/QUOTE] I would be terrified.

[QUOTE=postmanX3;17490041]I would be terrified.[/QUOTE] Honestly I was but I thought it was because my little brother sleep walks or something. But he really didn't walk.

[quote="Fire Kracker"] It was pretty freaky but my little brother sleeps in the same room as me, so I wake up like 4:00 and I sit up to look at him, Then I see him sit up and look at me with his eyes closed and then all of a sudden he does this silent scream and then lays back down I just sat there scared out of my mind and then I just layed back in my bed facing the opposite way. [/quote] I would freak out , turn on the lights , something ! That's is really scary x.x

After I had surgery (I had a doctor shove his whole forearm up my ass because I was so fucking constipated. I have irritable bowel syndrome, yo.) I woke up and the drugs were wearing off and I asked my parents "Did the doctor chop my balls off?" LOLWTF Moment ensued.

[QUOTE=Kubi;17489986]Earlier today someone thought I had an Australian accent. My mind went into WTF mode for a good 30 seconds.[/QUOTE] Yeah something similar happened to me. Some guy asked me where i was from and was like uhh... here. Then he said ooh you sound like you're Dutch and i was like what?...

I scared myself with my own sleep talking.

My sister sleep-talks. She once said 'yes, but mom's dead'.

[QUOTE=Vulture;17485126]When I'm half asleep and then I think I'm gonna fall off my bed but not really . I jump in startle . It's odd .[/QUOTE] This happens to me, but every now and then. It used to happen a lot, but not anymore.

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;17461868]My teacher is named Odd. :frogc00l:[/QUOTE] My teacher is named Cummings. And another is named Faggerness.