• Saxton Hale jokes and facts
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Hopefully this thread won't be shitty and I thought it would be creative for Saxton Hale (Owner of Mann. Co for those who don't know him) to get his own jokes and facts. Remember: The joke/fact has to include Saxton Hale Here is mine: In Soviet Russia, Saxton Hale Beats you...with his DAMN BARE HANDS! Superman has his kryptonite, Aquaman has dry land, Batman has his own fears. Saxton Hale's only weakness is that he wishes he had a weakness. Saxton Hale doesn't bitch about the laser weapons "not fitting in", he just plays the damn game. [img]http://wizard.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/saxton_hale-_window_2.png[/img]
-snip, hidden pony shit-
[QUOTE=SnowCanary;31732914][URL=http://saxtonhalefacts.net/]I'll leave this here for copy-pasting purposes.[/URL][/QUOTE] ... Why is there a pony in the banner?
[QUOTE=erik802;31733283]... Why is there a pony in the banner?[/QUOTE] [URL]http://saxtonhalefacts.net/search/fact/ponies[/URL] [url]http://saxtonhalefacts.net/search/fact/pony[/url] [url]http://saxtonhalefacts.net/search/fact/My%20Little%20Pony[/url] Lots of facts with ponies. Oh and the creator of this site is a brony.
Saxton Hale can beat Chuck Norris in a fight...by just looking at him.
Saxton Hale is a pussy and a fraud
[QUOTE=Skunky;31733315][URL]http://saxtonhalefacts.net/search/fact/ponies[/URL] [url]http://saxtonhalefacts.net/search/fact/pony[/url] [url]http://saxtonhalefacts.net/search/fact/My%20Little%20Pony[/url] Lots of facts with ponies. Oh and the creator of this site is a brony.[/QUOTE] I feel like snipping the post now.
Saxton Hale isn't real
[quote= stupid ass website]Saxton Hale enjoys watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Why? Don't ask or he'll beat you with his BARE DAMN HANDS Saxton Hale facts about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic have yet to be proven true. Asking about this matter would probably cause Saxton Hale to devour your soul, however. Any takers?[/quote] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Get_out.gif[/img] There is no reason to shove that shit down our throats, especially when it has nothing to do with TF2.
Saxton Hale is a fictional character for the Team Fortress 2 franchise, created by the game development. Saxton Hale, born is the CEO of the fictional company "Mann Co.", and has the appearence of a well built Australian man with chest hair shaved in the shape of Australia. He almost always seen wearing denim shorts and a hat with teeth of crocodiles in a belt. Even though he never appears in game, he is the mascot for the "Mann Co. Store" an in-game microtransaction store, he also appears in several comics. However, several mods have him as an NPC or playable character.
[QUOTE=Typhoonx10;31733668]Saxon Hale isn't real[/QUOTE] Who the hell is Saxon Hale
[QUOTE=UpchuckNorris;31733920]Who the hell is Saxon Hale[/QUOTE] fixed
[QUOTE=UpchuckNorris;31733920]Who the hell is Saxon Hale[/QUOTE] Team Fortress 2's shirtless firearm/hat/candy cane vendor. He's viewed as a Chuck Norris figure within the community.
[QUOTE=UpchuckNorris;31733920]Who the Saxton Hale is Hell[/QUOTE] fixed. Saxton Hale is a universal Constant. Valve was once thinking about implementing female models, but Saxton Hale disagreed commenting on how they all look like hippies. [editline]15th August 2011[/editline] Also a fact I submitted earlier: When Saxton Hale played Sburb, He did not reach Godhood, that was his beginning tier. He Ascended to Saxtonhood after stabbing both kings on His quest bed, with his BARE DAMN HANDS. The Universe He created is the one we now know as Team Fortress 2's
[QUOTE=SnowCanary;31734231]Team Fortress 2's shirtless firearm/hat/candy cane vendor. He's viewed as a Chuck Norris figure within the community.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=red_pharoah;31734268]fixed. Saxton Hale is a universal Constant. Valve was once thinking about implementing female models, but Saxton Hale disagreed commenting on how they all look like hippies. [editline]15th August 2011[/editline] Also a fact I submitted earlier: When Saxton Hale played Sburb, He did not reach Godhood, that was his beginning tier. He Ascended to Saxtonhood after stabbing both kings on His quest bed, with his BARE DAMN HANDS. The Universe He created is the one we now know as Team Fortress 2's[/QUOTE] I believe you missed my shamefully bad joke
I didn't. [editline]15th August 2011[/editline] It was still bad tho. When Saxton Hale dies, the killer gets every hat in the past present and future of TF2 in unusual rarity of their choosing. Unfortunately, Saxton Hale is impossible to kill.
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