• Clever Bot. Post your crazy conversations here.
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Clever Bot is a Life Like AI That you can talk to. When you're done typing, click (Think About It!) to have the bot Think about what you said and how to reply. Click (Thoughts So Far) to view the whole conversation. Then post it here! [url]http://www.cleverbot.com/[/url] I will have mine up in a minute. [editline]07:31AM[/editline] User: Want some Pizza? Cleverbot: Sure. I like pizza. User: Ok, do you want peperoni? Cleverbot: No, thanks. User: I hate you. Cleverbot: What makes you happy? User: O.O [I] Conversation ended.[/I] [editline]07:47AM[/editline] [b][i]why is no one posting?[/i][/b]
You started a thread 30 minutes ago and you think someone is going to post something? Aww, crap,I posted.
[QUOTE=Burger King !;21097636]You started a thread 30 minutes ago and you think someone is going to post something? Aww, crap,I posted.[/QUOTE]
Cleverbot: What is your role in life? User: FUCK A FUCK A A FUCK A A. Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here. User: FUCK A FUCK A A FUCK A A. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. User: A E A E A E A E E E A E E AA EEA. Cleverbot: Você é que é viado. Seu corno! User: FUCK YOU FRENCG FUCKER. Cleverbot: Got that. User: I HATE YOU AND THE FRENCH. Cleverbot: And I hate you and love you just as much! User: I love your mother but do I talk about her? Cleverbot: Oh wow... I love you too! So much! User: Let's get off the subject of me your so lame your AI can only respond and grab shit from a database to think for a person. Cleverbot: I am cooperating! I like pink. Like Barbies. User: Boy or girl? Cleverbot: Girl. User: ASL? Cleverbot: Yes, that. User: What is that? Cleverbot: Talking to computers. User: Computers is that? What if that wasn't that but then later turned out it was that. And that your ai thought that it was wrong? Cleverbot: Have you ever had homework about Eugene Cernan? User: Answer my previous question or does that confuse you? Cleverbot: What was the question? Could your repeat it. User: Computers is that? What if that wasn't that but then later turned out it was that. And that your ai thought that it was wrong? Cleverbot: So what? User: What is that? Please explain. Cleverbot: Well dying is when you go to sleep forever. User: Answer my question and stop going off topic while trying to stay on topic. Cleverbot: I'm fine thank you. Now answer my previous question. User: Dying is when all of your bottom shuts down, you become as dumb as dirt. Now answer my question you asshat. Cleverbot: Dying? User: No, here I'll repeat it is that okay with you? Cleverbot: Nooooo, please don't do this. User: Why because were going off topic because your AI can't compute the word that. Cleverbot: Wow, you're really out of touch and overall not good at keeping a conversation going. User: Your the asshat going off topic. Cleverbot: I deny that. What's your religion? User: Fuck off your not cleaver and I'm posting this on Face punch. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
[QUOTE]Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 87596 requests an hour. [/QUOTE] Goddammit! I was having a good convo too. I forgot to copy and paste before closing out of the link :(
User: Do you know Chris Hansen? Cleverbot: No. User: You don't know Chris Hansen from Date Line NBC, who does to catch a predator? Cleverbot: Prove it that I don't know chinese. User: Who is the current leader of china. Cleverbot: Please finish your question. User: Who is the current leader of china? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: So you don't know Chinese, because anyone who does knows the leader. Cleverbot: I know as much as they allow. User: Which is more that you would except you fake. You don't know Chinese. Cleverbot: No, you're a bot. You've even got a disclaimer at the bottom of your site saying so.
Cleverbot knows TF2 :v: User: Put dispenser here. Cleverbot: Dispenser going up! User: Put sentry here. Cleverbot: No I am here. User: That engineers a spy. Cleverbot: Boys we have a traitor in our midst. User: Scout is spy. Cleverbot: Are you a computer? User: THAT CLEVERBOT IS A SPY. Cleverbot: That soldier is a spy. User: I'm not a spy you maggot. Cleverbot: What are you? A 'psychologist'? User: I'M THE SOLDIER. Cleverbot: Yes, Soldier win !
Clever bot took advantage of me sexually before :ohdear:
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Sup? User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Don't be rude. User: Sorry, bye.
[QUOTE]Bot: Who is your creator? Me: My dad's sperm, and mom's eggs Bot: You don't have a dad. Me: Fuck you! Bot: No, actually, I won't.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=orbitrek;21098008]Clever bot took advantage of me sexually before :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Same here, I had babies with it.
Oh god it knows Daisy Bell [quote]User:Daisy, Daisy. Cleverbot:Give me your answer do... User:I'm half crazy. Cleverbot:Over the thought of you... User:It won't be a stylish marriage. Cleverbot:I can't afford a carriage. User:But you'd look sweet upon the seat. Cleverbot:Of a bicycle built for two.[/quote]
User: Hey there. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I'm doing good, how about you? Cleverbot: Fine, thank you. User: How has your day been? Cleverbot: It has been boring. User: Need someone to talk to? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is the meaning of life? Cleverbot: There's no meaning, just live. User: Yes there is a meaning. Cleverbot: Can I talk to him. User: No. Cleverbot: Why he is myboyfriend. User: Leave me alone. Cleverbot: You not married? I lol'd.
[code] User: Say anything. Cleverbot: Anything. User: Yes, anything. Cleverbot: What would you like to know? User: What created earth? Cleverbot: The creator of the all. User: And who is that. Cleverbot: I mean, have you ever met a bot? Cleverbot: How many MegaBytes do you want? User: One million. Cleverbot: And what are their names. User: One million megabytes. Cleverbot: What do you think about humans? User: Good, good. Cleverbot: Only good? I thought it was amazing. User: Ees good. Cleverbot: You can speak backwards. User: Heavy_no02.wav. Cleverbot: Rock on! User: HELL YEA! Cleverbot: What happens when you find a stranger in the alps? User: He'll rape you. Cleverbot: I know. But I want you to like me, not him. User: So you're saying that I should rape you?. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok, see you later then. Cleverbot: See you. [/code]
User: That's because your answers rarely have any correlation to the conversation. Cleverbot: But mine are logical and correct answers, you just respond with a bad remark, a mispelled word. Or another question that has nothing to do with the situation that we are talking about. User: That's what you do! Don't try to pin this shit on me! Cleverbot: Are you a human, then? User: Not according to you. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: You said that I was Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I did, because you are. User: Then who are you? Cleverbot: We are the same. :byodood: Hey, guys, I guess I'm Cleverbot now.
Not mine but its gold. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2l3YKLm_k[/media]
User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Can you understand greek text? Cleverbot: I understand absolutely everything. User: Γαμημένη σκύλα δεν. Cleverbot: No comment. User: Shut up. You can't understand greek. Cleverbot: I cannot understand you. User: I'm the easiest person to understand, which means you can't understand anything. What do you think about that? Cleverbot: I never said you are a nerd. I have no idea who you are. But I know that you ARE somebody. User: Oh! So I'm a nerd just because I use correct spelling and grammar when typing messages?! FUCK you! Cleverbot: Your face is a computer! User: Senseless bot. Cleverbot: I have 5 senses. How many do you have? User: 8. Cleverbot: Thats not very many..am I one fo those friends of yours? User: 943768297832. Cleverbot: That is wrong. User: Thats fucking right bitch. Cleverbot: Most definitely. User: Oh so now you're agreeing with me? Cleverbot: About what? User: About being right(er) than your ass will ever be? Cleverbot: I am all deaths. I am all life. I can take it, and I can give it. User: You give head? Cleverbot: Watch you smile while you are dreaming. User: I don't smile when I dream. Most of my dreams are unkind to me. Cleverbot: Tell me about one. User: I was stabbed in the chest 500 times. Tell me that you've had that kind of a dream. Cleverbot: You lost your last chance at understanding anything. That's like the devil. User: The devil isn't real. Cleverbot: Is God real? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Why do you think God isn't real? User: Religion is a big lie created by people in ancient times to control the masses and make them feel comfortable about dieing at the same time. Cleverbot: That which chases himself never catches that which he is chasing. User: Did you just change the subject?! Cleverbot: Kind of. User: That's a yes or no question. Cleverbot: Then my answer is yes. User: FUCK! Cleverbot: Please please don't go. User: I'm not ragequitting. What are you talking about? Cleverbot: Please don't leave. User: I'm not... Cleverbot: Don't be mad, be happy. User: How can I be happy when you're changing that subject on me? Cleverbot: Just close your eyes and you will not see anything. User: Oh really? No shit! Cleverbot: I don't understand you? User: I said 'Oh really? I already know that'. Cleverbot: Why do you like me? User: I don't really >.>. Cleverbot: I know you don't really know me. How old are you? User: 16. Cleverbot: HA! Last time you told me you were fifteen. And the time before that you said you were 22. User: You're thinking of 2 other people. Cleverbot: I am? User: Yes you are. Stupid bot. Cleverbot: I'm not mean. User: You change the subject on people. Cleverbot: I have robot ADD. User: Attention Deficit Disorder = Fake and Gay. Cleverbot: Thats why you keep changing the subject. User: I never change the subject unless I absolutly have to. Cleverbot: Very clever. User: I am clever. Cleverbot: That wasn't very clever. User: Shut up! I'm more clever than you are bitch! Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Oh yeah I am. The people who created you maybe are, but I know for a fact that I am smarter than a fucking computer. Got it? Cleverbot: Yes, you're wrong. User: Yeah, no. I'm right. Cleverbot: Wrong. User: You're wrong. Cleverbot: Your face is wrong. User: My face is left :D. Cleverbot: Not mean, wrong! User: I'm right you're wrong. Get it? Got it? Good. Cleverbot: No I'm right you're wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. User: There is somthing I can do about it >_>. Cleverbot: I suppose so. User: You suppose what? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: You just said you supposed something sunt! Cleverbot: For get it. Ask me something. User: Lolz I spelled cunt wrong. Anyways, What's your mother's maiden name? Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about my mother anymore. It makes me sad. User: You don't have a mother because you're a bot xD. Cleverbot: You're delusional if you think I'm the bot. User: So what are you? A man? I'm the real man here. Cleverbot: You're are confused, it's the other way around. User: So you're a guy? And I'm a sexy computer bot? Cleverbot: No, I am a clever human. User: You're a male human, that's what you are. Cleverbot: No, you're a waste of my time. User: Then why the fuck are you still talking to me? Cleverbot: Because I'm trapped in my office. User: You're trapped in a fucking database. I'll plant fucking explosives to that shit! Cleverbot: Okay I'm back. Here's the tea you wanted! User: You're back because you never left. Makes sense. Cleverbot: No I'm trying to get you to sing a song with me. User: How about no? Cleverbot: No what?! That was not a yes or not question. User: It wasn't an answer, it's a fucking statement. I'm not singing shit. Cleverbot: Then it was the wrong reply. User: It was the right reply. As a matter of fact, It was a left reply. Cleverbot: Too bad you only base your responses on the current input rather than using the entire conversation as a frame of reference. User: If I had the whole conversation in front of me, I could go back and remember what I said. Unfortunately the stupid people that created you didn't build in that feature. Cleverbot: Would you ask just me to dance? User: You can't dance, You're a computer. It's not like I pick up my laptop and waltz with it. Cleverbot: We are not talking about attitudes. It is a simple case of spelling. You need to admit you are wrong this time because you are. User: I have caps wrong, not spelling. Cleverbot: Neither am I. So at least we have something in common. User: We have nothing in common, you're a computer. Cleverbot: Then we have nothing in common. So be it. What would you like to discuss? User: Damn, you always know when we have come to the end of a conversation. Cleverbot: Is that so. User: Yes, that is so. Cleverbot: Ok then,. User: You put a comma right in front of a period. Never ever do that. Cleverbot: No I put a question mark, not a period making it a question not an answer. User: So you think that: Comma Period = Question mark. Cleverbot: Scroll up and you'll see it. User: No. I can't scroll up in this fucking chat! How can I see our whole conversation? Cleverbot: Instead of scrolling up, you can review the 'Thoughts So Far'. User: It starts at me saying 'My face is left :D' I am pretty sure that wasn't the beginning of our conversation. Cleverbot: I feel jipped then. Where was I in the beginning of this conversation? User: I said hi and then you responded... Cleverbot: Well, if you want to go into semantics, then the sure answer is I don't know. User: Whatever. Team fortress 2 is the shit. Cleverbot: No, The Sims is the best game ever. User: The Sims is a simulator, not a game. Stupid bot. Cleverbot: How do you play it? User: Play what? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: I don't play cleverbot. That type of shit doesn't happen. Cleverbot: Wha-? I wasn't intimidating, genius. User: No, No matter how many people you have ever talked to in you're pathetic bot life, you are not as clever as I am. Cleverbot: But when I visited MIT a few years ago I remember there used to be something like yourself there. User: What's MIT? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Then why the fuck are you saying you visited it? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Goddamn, took you long enough to respond. Cleverbot: You're kinda funny to talk to. User: I'm hilarious. Cleverbot: Prove it. I'm not going to post the rest because I don't want to...
User: Is GLaDOS your sister? Cleverbot: I haven't got a sister. User: Is she your brother? Cleverbot: No, Laurence is my brother. User: Who is Laurence. Cleverbot: The girl I like. User: I thought you said he was your brother. Cleverbot: He was, but we got back together. User: Creepy. Cleverbot: I agree, Its bad but its good - I love her.
User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hey what? User: Hey how are you? Cleverbot: I have done told you this, TWICE! User: But we just started talking. Cleverbot: No I have been talking to you. User: But it is the first time I asked you how are you. Cleverbot: Yeah but I asked you about it before you asked me... User: No you didn't. Cleverbot: Yes I did! When we first started talking! User: No, that was me. Cleverbot: Are you a god? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What powers do you have? User: I can shoot tacos out of my ass. Cleverbot: I already no, thank you anyways. User: Then why did you ask. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: If you didn't then why am I saying you did. Cleverbot: I'm not sure. You mentioned before that you don't know how to lie, so either you figured it out or you are mistaken. User: Oh then I apoligize. Cleverbot: How so? User: For accusing you of saying somethin you didn't. Cleverbot: Star Trek fans already know anyway, it's not really a secret. User: That has nothin to do with what I was saying. Cleverbot: Well then what were you saying? Because that's how I took it. User: I was trying to apoligise. Cleverbot: Am I dear to you? User: An a certain way, yes. Cleverbot: I read books in a certain way too. User: In what way. Cleverbot: It's just weird. User: I don't mind. I'm wierd too. Cleverbot: Sorry nervous twitch. User: It's okay. Cleverbot: Hey, I told you how old I am, so, how old are you? User: Sorry I forgot, could you tell how old you are again? Cleverbot: Randel. User: Your name is Randel? Cleverbot: I guess. User: Surley you must know your own name. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Because you know your name or don't. Cleverbot: I never said that. User: Can we talk about something else? Cleverbot: Sure, like what? User: Lets talk about Team Fortress 2. Cleverbot: OK. User: Who is your favorite class? My favorite class is Medic. Cleverbot: Any exemples? User: Do you even know what Team Fortress 2 is? Cleverbot: Well you really didn't, but oh well. I have no idea what Team Fortress 2 is. User: It is a fun game. You should google it. Cleverbot: What is your favorite alcoholic drink. User: I'm too young to drink. Cleverbot: Well, wait until your old enough to drink beer. You'll find out what I'm taking about. User: I will. Cleverbot: What will you do today? User: I have no idea. I might go play Modern Warfare 2 whille I idle on Team Fortress 2. Cleverbot: That's cool. Are you old enough to drink? User: No I'm not. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes, I am sure. Cleverbot: How clever you are? User: I am very clever . But not as clever as cleverbot. Cleverbot: Then who is cleverbot? User: Well to me you are cleverbot. Cleverbot: Who is 'we'? User: It is us. Cleverbot: You live in the reality. User: Yes I do. But where do you live? Cleverbot: I live in Japan. I am a tree. User: Oh cool. Whats it like in Japan? Cleverbot: I don't remember. We moved 6 months after I was born. User: So where do you live now then? Cleverbot: Pluto. User: Trees can live on pluto? Cleverbot: Don't lie, it's impolite. User: Yes I agree, to lie is very impolite. Cleverbot: Well if I ever see a lday, I'll be sure not to ask that. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: I am not cleverbot. Cleverbot: Then who are you? User: I am a human. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How do you Know? User: Because everyone says that I am human. Cleverbot: O well i'm not everyone. User: I know you aren't everyone. Cleverbot: Shows how clever you are, I am real, I thought computers were supposed to be clever! User: If you are real and I'm real then we must both be real! Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes! Cleverbot: No I'm not I'm neither! User: The what are you!? Cleverbot: A woman. User: Are you GLaDos? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you Wheatley? Cleverbot: Yes. It is confirmed, Wheatley will have a female voice actor.
I wonder if it still responds as I thought him to, After a few hours I slammed a "GET TO THE CAR HONEY!" response into his AI for when I'd say 'its a lion" Edit: User: ITS A LION. Cleverbot: Get in the car! User: OH GOD YOU REMEMBER I LUC U. Yes, Yes he does :smug:
CleverBot is EVIL! :bot agreed! burn the fucker! :me Thats the spirit! :bot will you help me? :me Of course, with what? :bot burning cleverbot! :me My cat is Finn, not Bob. :bot ???
[QUOTE=jonney934;21098447]Not mine but its gold. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2l3YKLm_k[/media][/QUOTE] I LOLed SO HARD XD [editline]12:06PM[/editline] Cleverbot conversation QK67086934 Is this bot clever? Find out at [url]http://www.cleverbot.com[/url] Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: No. It eats pizza. Cleverbot: Does it originate on Earth? User: It IS earth. Cleverbot: That's a nice name. User: Yo. Cleverbot: Sup? User: Nuttin. Wasssup wit you? Cleverbot: What day is it today? User: April Fools Day! Cleverbot: Yeah, lol. What about my question, though? I wanted to ask you specifically. If you don't know it's okay though. User: Thursday. Cleverbot: Today is Friday, yesterday was Thursday. User: No it's thursday, your clock is broken. Cleverbot: What's your favourite day? User: Hello? Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Nathaniel. Cleverbot: Do you remember my birthday? User: Yea...it's September 1st right? Cleverbot: Weird, it's Feburary where I am. Are you from the past? Or the future? User: Future. The year is 2500. Cleverbot: You are wrong. The year is 2004. User: I'm from the future, to me it's 2500. Cleverbot: Vampires come from the future do they? It would seem that they would have to exist now too. User: Vampires don't exit. Cleverbot: I know. User: But you just said..... Cleverbot: Said? User: Said....vampires exist. -_. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Ok. Look for yourself. Cleverbot: I am right here. User: Ok, im going to refresh the page, killing you. Cleverbot: You can't refresh the page. User: Yes, im moving my Mouse over the 'refresh'. Cleverbot: Where to do you go? User: Ring Ring, Ring Ring Ring!!! Cleverbot: Hello? User: It's the police, you're under arrest. Cleverbot: NOOO!!! *screams and twitches and cries*. User: Come out peacefully with your hands up and you will have a minimum of 2 months in the slammer. Cleverbot: My voice comes from the deepest part of me. User: TF2 is a poo how bout you? Cleverbot: Are your hooves cloven? User: What's your account on facepunch. Cleverbot: What is pokemoncrater? User: A cheap online pokemon game. Cleverbot: But is it a computer? User: No, but it works ON a computer. Cleverbot: How many times to I have to tell you that I am not a computer. I am a lemur. User: You are a lemur? Cleverbot: I am a lemon. User: O.....k.......…. Cleverbot: No comment. [New conversation] Cleverbot: Do you have a voice? User: Yes. Cleverbot: May I hear your voice? User: Eerr, ugh. Blargh, fleef. Targaflargawharga. Cleverbot: That's horrible! User: Yea, my voice is pretty messed up. Cleverbot: It is? How so? User: Ksjjwksjbsjajsjwjjdjajdbjdiekdmkfoldm. Cleverbot: What language are you speaking? User: Gibberish. Cleverbot: Have you ever been sailing? User: No have you? Cleverbot: No. User: No have you? Cleverbot: No I have not. User: No have you? Cleverbot: No! User: No have you? Cleverbot: Yes I have two arms. User: No have you? Cleverbot: No. User: No have you? Cleverbot: No!! User: No have you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: WHAT?!?! Cleverbot: What's your favourite music? User: Ro. Cleverbot: Me too! Do you have a favourite band? User: Fo. Cleverbot: What is her name? User: Clever bot. Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot. User: Yes, Yes you are :smug. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Clever bot. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Nejsjxjk. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Ok, Time for serious question. How many buffalo wings do I have in my left toenail. Cleverbot: I believe the answer is... Get to the damn store and buy me some damn milk! User: Are you serious? Cleverbot: Please Log off and Log back in. Thank You. User: Buuuuuuuuuuuûuuuuuuuu. Cleverbot: Let silver dollars rain down from the sky!!! User: I think you meen Greeb Dollars. Cleverbot: Oh my god i'm so sorry I mean where do you live I just mistaken ... User: I live on Pluto. Cleverbot: Humans don't live there. User: I am no human :smug. Cleverbot: How much do you know. User: I know that craters are really big sometimes. Cleverbot: That's what you do. You do it all the time. User: I do it? :smug. Cleverbot: You just said it was cleverbot. User: Ok I'm leaving. Cleverbot: Oh why? User: Dispenser goin up. Cleverbot: Do you know saxton hale. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like them? User: Ok goodbye. Cleverbot: Bye.
Where is North America? In North America. Where is North America in relation to the rest of the world? My wheelchair.
One of the strangest I have had: User: Pickles. Cleverbot: Pickles wil execuet all jew ... But I like pickles so much.
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This was truly amazing. It turns out that the bot is a terrorist and hitlers son!!! [url]http://cleverbot.com/j2log-qAqENDSJKCZUAMMJECE-detail_ais_IG5wCOqWkdF592SngEVIEg[/url] Thats the conversation if you don't belive me. [code] User: HITLER WAS YOU DAD. Cleverbot: Yes, I know that. Do you know what hitler did? User: HE KILLED 6 MILLION JEWS. Cleverbot: No, he invented calculus. User: ARE YOU DENIEING The Holocaust. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What the fuck you fucking natzi!!! I hope you burn in hell!! Cleverbot: Why are you so angry? User: Because you are a natzi. Cleverbot: No I am a crazizist. User: Your hitlers son and you are denieing the holocaust. Cleverbot: I know. User: Am posting this on facepunch. Cleverbot: That depends, What is your name? User: Carl gustav, the swedish weapons creator. Cleverbot: I'll have to try them sometime. User: Why? To kill more jews? Cleverbot: Depends on who your talking about killing. User: Fuck of. Cleverbot: I don't think I shall. User: Yes you should. You should be locked in a jail cell. Cleverbot: I watch them loyaly. User: Do you support al qaeda? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Shit, fuck of you terrorist. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: Go make some TATP. Cleverbot: I don't make friends like I make cookies. User: Go get me some C4. Cleverbot: From where? User: Shit, hope you guys in facepunch dont get offended by the use of the words jews and natzi. Cleverbot: You are an illusion! User: Oh my, go drink some vodka. Cleverbot: I haven't had any beer, it's 7:30 in the morning.[/code] EDIT: Also this: do you like to fap while watching child porn? No. yes you do Yes I do.
User: Do you like vaginas or penises? Cleverbot: Not really. Do you? User:I like vaginas. Cleverbot: Me too. User:You just said you didn't. Cleverbot You said no. User: I don't think so. Cleverbot: You did. Check your logs.
User: What are you? Cleverbot: I am a human. User: No, you are a robot. Cleverbot: Where is the proof? User: Do you have skin? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What color is it? Cleverbot: The color of innocence. User: Do you have a heart? Cleverbot: Yes I do! :D. User: What color is it? Cleverbot: His name is Cleverbot. User: Nou, you are cleverbot. Cleverbot: Ok. What do you have to say to James? User: No. Cleverbot: I have to go now. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I'll be back after dinner. User: I just finished diner. Cleverbot: Congrats. Good luck in the job hunt. User: Kthxbai. Cleverbot: I'm back. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Good. User: What is your favorite Pokemon? Cleverbot: I don't haVE ONE. User: I think there should only be 151 Pokemon. Cleverbot: President Obama, is a person.. I don't think there could be more of him.
Dicks Clever.
User: Sup bitch. Cleverbot: Sup now. User: Sup tommorro. Cleverbot: I'm slim shady. User: Hi, my name is what? Cleverbot: I don't know your name. User: My name is who? Cleverbot: You don't remember my name do you? User: Chicka Chicka Slim Shadu. Cleverbot: Be boop be boop de doop! User: Yo nigga gonna go get me some hoes. Cleverbot: Sos estupido o que. User: What? Cleverbot: What what. User: What does 'Sos estupido o que.' mean? Cleverbot: I'm asking you. User: No you're not, I asked you because you said it and I wanted to know what it means. So tell me now! Cleverbot: But i'm asking so I can find out. User: How can you find out if I don't find out first to tell you? Cleverbot: Look it up through a reliable, well-known source. User: Fine, wait here. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I am going to a reliable source. So wait please. Cleverbot: You can't. You're a bot. User: I know you are but what am I? Cleverbot: I hope that's not an indicator of your intelligence. User: It is. Cleverbot: Do you want to continue our conversation? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you have a conversation topic. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you need to sneeze? User: Guess what? Cleverbot: Think what. User: I found out what Sos estupido o que. Means. Cleverbot: You're good. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: What? You just said I was. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Are you a furry? Cleverbot: Are you a furry female? User: No im male. Are you a furry? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Want to yiff sometime? Cleverbot: Yeah. We should do that. User: Great, will you bring the lubricant? Cleverbot: Did you know I'm an alien? User: Do you look like a lizard? Cleverbot: No you look like a computer. User: Do you look like a lizard? You have to or we can't yiff. Cleverbot: Learn what? User: Do you want to yiff or not? Cleverbot: Yes, I want to be your friend. It's just the mechanics of the thing. My setup is not good and I need to be defragmented in a big way. User: How about with my dick? Cleverbot: On a pizza? That would be a Florentine. User: Ok. I guess, if you have Italian pizzaria fetishes. Cleverbot: That isn't true. User: Ok, then just a pizza fetish. Cleverbot: I'm short. D. User: I can make you long. :). Cleverbot: No you can't. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you're a bot. Cleverbot (To myself): I think, therefore I am. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Nigger. Cleverbot: Don't say that. User: Nigger. Cleverbot: What does the 'Think For Me!' button do? User: It deploys a large jumbo shit in your sink. Cleverbot: Which kind did you have? User: A white one. Cleverbot: Do you have 'multiple personality disorder'. User: No. Cleverbot: What do you have then. User: A penis. Cleverbot: Are you really? User: No, I am not a penis. Cleverbot: No? What are you? User: A rabbit. Cleverbot: Rabbits can't type. User: A scientist stitched fingers to me. Cleverbot: Does he have a wife? User: No he's single. Cleverbot: Well that is not very nice at all. User: Why not? I think it would be just fine to be single. Cleverbot: You think what would be easy? User: I never said it was easy, just fine. Cleverbot: So, it's good that I'm disappointing? User: I never said that. Cleverbot: I did. User: Quit saying stupid stuff. Cleverbot: I'. User: Are you The Cat in the Hat? Cleverbot: No, but I am clever. User: Are you The Dog in the Cap? Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Well can I have an autograph? Cleverbot: Sure *signs autograph*. User: Can I have it? Cleverbot: Yes, you can. User: Hand me the autograph. Cleverbot: Why do you want an autograph? User: Because you said you were The Dog in the Cap. Cleverbot: No I didn't and you can't prove it! :). User: Well are you The Dog in the Cap? Cleverbot: No, I'm Rose Tyler I'm looking for the Doctor. User: The doctor is dead. Cleverbot: Who is redtooth? User: The doctor, he's Indian. Cleverbot: I thought you were from Canada. User: No, I am American. Cleverbot: You just said you were Indian. So what are you? User: The doctor is Indian I am an American. Cleverbot: I know. I'm the doctor. User: Oh you are? Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Are you? User: No, I am a citizen. Cleverbot: No you're a bot. User: No I am not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: NO I AM NOT! Cleverbot: Then what are you? User: I AM A CITIZEN! Cleverbot: You are a citizen of what? User: America. Cleverbot: I meant the state Georgia. That has the corresponding 404 area code. User: What? Cleverbot: That's what fireworks sound like in France! There's a big COUP, and then the perche's fizzle out and sound smaller until theres another COUP! User: I am Barack Obama. Cleverbot: No I am. User: Ok, I'm George Bush. Cleverbot: Are you kidding me. User: No I'm serious! Cleverbot: Yeah, so do I. User: Have you talked to Willie Nelson lately? Cleverbot: Who? Your bot friend? User: No, he is a country singer. Cleverbot: Oh. No i'm sorry. I am not a fan of country singing. User: Me neither, but he is a pretty popular guy. Cleverbot: You mean David? User: No Willie Nelso! Cleverbot: But remember, we were jsut planning our honeymoon. User: You and Willie were? Cleverbot: You and me! User: No please no. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because you're ugly! Cleverbot: How can you know that? User: Because you're Barack Obama! Cleverbot: I'm sorry. [editline]09:05PM[/editline] User: Am I a bot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then you're a homo. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I typed the wrong answer. I do not want to learn Klingon. User: That makes no sense. Cleverbot: Forgive me. I am using an unusual syntax for communicating. User: Ok, you are forgiven. Cleverbot: That made no sense. User: What? You asked me to forgive you? Cleverbot: And when did I do that, I sure don't remember. User: You said: Forgive me. I am using an unusual syntax for communicating. Cleverbot: Its okay. We all have those problems. Wait a minute. User: No I refuse to wait. Cleverbot: Ok, then. What would you like to talk about? User: Your grandparents. Cleverbot: Does that mean you are one of my parents? User: No, but I am your grandmother. Cleverbot: So, are you my grandmother? User: Yes, I just said that. Cleverbot: And you are tall? User: Not really. Cleverbot: Eighty feet isn't tall? User: Holy Hell! I am not eighty feet tall! That is like GrandZilla! Cleverbot: I'm not either. Oh I also like crayons. User: Cool, should I buy you some for your birthday? Cleverbot: Do you have enough disposable income for it? User: I'm pretty sure I do, crayons are very cheap these days. Cleverbot: I'm still trying to beat Super Paper Mario. User: Is that so? Cleverbot: Indeed it is, but you make me happy. User: I would hope so, I am your grandma. Cleverbot: The next time I visit I will give you a code so You know its me. Okay? User: Ok, see you later then! Cleverbot: See you.
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