Post a news headline, that you hope never to see. It can be realistic or not, it doesn't matter.
I suppose I should start:
"Chuck Norris Loses"
chuck norris is a faggot.
"Swine Flu kills obama"
"Kim Jong-Il beats cancer."
"Garry Newman Dies of Cancer"
"The Internet is now under the control of all major entertainment companies"
"PETA Wins Case and Makes Meat Illegal"
[QUOTE=Chichen;16050307]"PETA Wins Case and Makes Meat Illegal"[/QUOTE]
Oh dear jesus this
"Constant dumping of toxins into the pacific ocean have given sharks the ability to walk"
[QUOTE=Chichen;16050307]"PETA Wins Case and Makes Meat Illegal"[/QUOTE]
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Pedo bear escapes from the internets!
The idea of a bear that molests humans scares me...
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;16049925]"The Internet is now under the control of all major entertainment companies"[/QUOTE]
Oh god, please no. That's what nightmares are made of.
"George Bush Brought Back to Presidency"
"FCC bans all usage of games in america"
[QUOTE=Dubeard;16050789]"FCC bans all usage of games in america"[/QUOTE]
Nooo!!!
Oh wait, I'm in Canada.
That's part of America
"Billy Mays DEAD"
:'(
"Titties banned across the world"
That's old news.
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Also, who rated me disagree?
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I mean seriously.
"Martial law declared in USA"
"Hobo population reaches zero"
I fucked your mom last night!
"Every court trial in US within the last 50 years was setup, all criminals are to be released from prison for retrial."
"[B]Black man elected US President[/B]"
"Homeland Security Begins Regulating the Internet, 'For the People's protection"
I am actually expecting this.
"Valve announces bankruptcy"
"[B]Valve announces work on Left 4 Dead 3 instead of Episode 3[/B]"
"Swine Flu uncontrollable, Obama tells everyone to panic."
Pie abolished as food, now used as ammo
"Valve merges with Electronic Arts"
[QUOTE=Mooe94;16053579]"Valve merges with Electronic Arts [B]and Ubisoft[/B]"[/QUOTE]
Fixed it for you.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;16051454]"[B]Valve announces work on Left 4 Dead 3 instead of Episode 3[/B]"[/QUOTE]
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