Such is life in moscow thread - General

One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says; "What you do with my daughter?!" I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone. Such is life in Moscow. I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow

That was good :v:

Kiev isn't in Russia Argument is invalid

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;24292106]Kiev isn't in Russia Argument is invalid[/QUOTE] Let alone in Moscow :v:

Kiev is in Ukraine Arguement is invalid. [editline]07:22PM[/editline] The last one you had there, that's an old Creepy pasta that you just edited a little :v:

In Soviet Russia children have toys of babies. We burn Toy Babies for warmth, Sometimes we mix real baby with toy baby. Such is life in Mother Russia

Mother russia /

Man buys record from store in glorious Mother Russia. Record contains unheard noise, man returns to store to find man from record. Man punches man from record in face and is executed by Commissar for violence in music store. Man from record store is executed by Comissar for owning music store that contains music not created in glorious Mother Russia. Such is life in Moscow.

For some reason I associate Moscow with good universities, interesting culture... [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/9635c6omon4.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/d0c1eblevomon.jpg[/IMG][/URL] ...and human rights violations in the hands of OMON.

OMON (OMOH) Riot Force. Nothing like it.

[QUOTE=mzathemind;24291985]One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says; "What you do with my daughter?!" I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone. Such is life in Moscow. I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow[/QUOTE] these were ripped from the creepy thread in GD good none the less

[QUOTE=Herr Sven;24297790]For some reason I associate Moscow with good universities, interesting culture... [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/9635c6omon4.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/d0c1eblevomon.jpg[/IMG][/URL] ...and human rights violations in the hands of OMON.[/QUOTE] [img]http://englishrussia.com/images/no_greenpeace/1.jpg[/img] [img]http://englishrussia.com/images/no_greenpeace/2.jpg[/img] [img]http://englishrussia.com/images/no_greenpeace/3.jpg[/img]

One day, I was out looking for artifacts when all of a sudden a bloodsucker goes up to me and says "Есть ли у вас направлениях до ближайшего сталкер лагерь?" and I reply "Нет, милый кровосос, потому что вы видите, эти сталкеры будут угрюмо пистолет тебя момента их видеть!" The bloodsucker walks off. Later, I near the boarder to pripyat, and I see some bandits. They say "Убирайся отсюда сталкер" and I reply "Нет." I shoot them in the face, I steal their artifact, and I run off. Such is life in the zone.

They're called pastacreepies. Why does no one know this?