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Came across this on stumbleupon
[url]http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html[/url]
Click this one instead, your link is broken. (missing the ml at the end)
Oh thanks, fixed it now
[quote]HAEV U PLAEYD CAL OF DUTY YET??!!?!!!? LOL ITS A RILLY MAZNG GM3 U SHUD TRY IT AND IF U DONT CHUK NORIS WIL RAEP U IN UR SLEP B/C CHUK SI TEH BST GUY AV3R HE SHUD B TEH SAELSRAPRASENTATIEV OF COD!1!!11!! WTF LOL[/quote]
SAELSRAPRASENTATIEV :byodood:
[QUOTE=Recurracy;27414420]SAELSRAPRASENTATIEV :byodood:[/QUOTE]
Seems about accurate.
w3l isnt thes quiet uesful no??!!! lol i do bleiva w3 wil haev a lot of fun wit this!11!!!11!
[quote]FOUR SCORA AND S3VEN YEARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THES CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONC3IEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CREAETD 3QUAL
NOW!111! WTF LOL WE R ENGAEGD IN A GRAAT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WHATH3R TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIEVD AND SO DADICAETD CAN LONG ENDUR3!1!111 OMG WE R MAT ON A GRAAT BATL3-FEILD OF TAHT WAR!1!11!1! OMG WTF LOL W3 HAEV COME 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL RESTNG PLAEC FOR THOS3 WHO HER3 GAEV THEYRE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV!!!!111 WTF LOL IT SI AL2GATHAR FITNG AND PROP3R TAHT W3 SHUD DO THIS
BUT!!!!1! WTF LOL IN A LARG3R SANS3 WA CAN NOT D3DICAET - W3 CAN NOT CONS3CRAET - WE CAN NOT HALOW - THES GROUND!!1!1 WTF DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND DEAD WHO STRUGLED H3RE HAEV CONSECRAETD IT FAR ABOVE OUR POR POWAR 2 AD OR DATRACT!!!!! TEH WORLD WIL LITLE NOT3 NOR LONG RAMAMBR WUT WA SAY H3RE BUT IT CAN N3VER FORGAT WT DID HERE!1!!1!!1! OMG IT SI FOR US DA LIVNG RATHAR 2 B D3DICAETD HER3 2 TEH UNFINISH3D WORK WHICH THEY WHO FOUGHT HERE HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLEY ADVANCAD!1!!!!!1! WTF LOL IT SI RATH3R FOR US 2 B H3R3 DADICAETD 2 DA GR3AT TASK REMANENG BFORE US - TAHT FROM THASE HONORAD DEAD WE TAEK INCREAESD DEVOTION 2 TAHT CAUES FOR WHICH THEY GAEV DA LAST FUL M3ASURE OF DEVOTION - TAHT WE HER3 HIGHLEY R3SOLVA TAHT TH3SA DEAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE - TAHT THES NATION UNDER GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM - AND TAHT GOVERNM3NT OF TEH PEOPL3 BY TEH PEOPL3 FOR TEH PAOPLA SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM TEH EARTH!!1!!111 WTF LOL[/quote]
Remarkably accurate.
And the twelve year olds said: ''L3T THEIR B A BI3BL3!~!!!11!11one!!!1!!''
[quote=Bible]1 IN TEH BGINNG GOD CRAAETD TEH HEAEVN AND TEH 3ARTH
2!!1!11!!1 WTF LOL AND DA AARTH WAS WITHOUT FORM AND VOID AND DARKNAS WAS UPON DA FAEC OF TEH DEP!11!!111 WTF AND TEH SPIRIT OF GOD MOVED UPON DA FAEC OF TEH W8RS
3!1!1! WTF LOL AND GOD SADE L3T THEIR B LIGHT AND THEYRE WAS LIGHT
4!!11!11!! AND GOD SAW DA LIGHT TAHT IT WAS GOD AND GOD DIVIEDD TEH LIGHT FROM DA DARKN3S
5!1!11!!11 WTF LOL AND GOD CALED TEH LIGHT DAY AND DA DARKNES HE CALED NIGHT!111!!!11 LOL AND DA AV3NNG AND TEH MORNNG WAR3 DA FIRST DAY
6!!1!!!!1 OMG AND GOD SADE LET THEIR B A FIRMM3NT IN TEH MIDST OF DA W8RS AND L3T IT DIVIED DA W8RS FROM DA W8RS
7!!!!1 AND GOD MAED TEH FIRMMENT AND DIVIEDD TEH W8RS WHICH WERE UND3R DA FIRMMENT FROM TEH W8RS WHICH WER3 ABOV3 TEH FIRMM3NT AND IT WAS SO
8!!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL AND GOD CALAD TEH FIRMM3NT HEAEVN!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF AND TEH EVENNG AND TEH MORNNG W3R3 DA SECOND DAY
9!!!!1!11 OMG WTF AND GOD SADE L3T TEH W8RS UNDAR TEH H3AEVN B GATH3RED 2G3THER UN2 ON3 PLAEC AND LET DA DRY LAND APEAR AND IT WAS SO
10!11111!1 AND GOD CALED DA DRY LAND AARTH AND DA GATHERNG 2GATHER OF TEH W8RS CALAD HA S3AS AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD
1!11!!1 WTF LOL AND GOD SADE LET TEH EARTH BRNG FORTH GRAS DA HARB YEILDNG SED AND TEH FRUIT TRE YEILDNG FRUIT AFT3R HIS KIND WHOSE SED SI IN ITSELF UPON DA EARTH AND IT WAS SO
12!!!111! AND DA EARTH BROUGHT FORTH GRAS AND HERB YEILDNG SED AFTAR HIS KIND AND TEH TRE YEILDNG FRUIT WHOS3 SED WAS IN ITSALF AFTER HIS KIND AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD
13!111!!! OMG AND DA EVANNG AND TEH MORNNG WER3 TEH THIRD DAY
14!1!!111 OMG WTF LOL AND GOD SADE LAT THEYRE B LIGHTS IN TEH FIRMM3NT OF TEH HAAEVN 2 DIVIED DA DAY FROM TEH NIGHT AND L3T TH3M B FOR SIGNS AND FOR S3ASONS AND FOR DAYS AND Y3ARS
15 AND L3T THEM B FOR LIGHTS IN TEH FIRMMENT OF DA H3AEVN 2 GIEV LIGHT UPON TEH AARTH AND IT WAS SO
16!!!11! OMG AND GOD MAED TWO GREAT LIGHTS DA GR38R LIGHT 2 RUL3 DA DAY AND DA L3SER LIGHT 2 RUL3 DA NIGHT HA MAED DA STARS ALSO
17!!111111 OMG WTF LOL AND GOD SAT TH3M IN TEH FIRMM3NT OF DA HEAEVN 2 GIEV LIGHT UPON TEH EARTH
18 AND 2 RULE OVAR TEH DAY AND OVAR TEH NIGHT AND 2 DIVIED TEH LIGHT FROM TEH DARKNES AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD
19!!1111!! WTF AND DA EV3NNG AND TEH MORNNG WARA TEH FOURTH DAY
20!!1!!1 OMG LOL AND GOD SADE LET DA W8RS BRNG FORTH ABUNDANTLEY TEH MOVNG CREATURE TAHT HATH LIEF AND FOWL TAHT MAY FLEY ABOVA DA 3ARTH IN DA OPAN FIRMMANT OF H3AEVN
21!1!11 OMG LOL AND GOD CREAETD GREAT WHAELS AND 3VERY LIVNG CREATURA TAHT MOVATH WHICH TEH W8RS BROUGHT FORTH ABUNDANTLEY AFTAR THERE KIND AND 3VERY WNG3D FOWL AFT3R HIS KIND AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD
2!1!111! WTF LOL AND GOD BL3S3D THEM SAYNG B FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLEY AND FIL TEH W8RS IN DA S3AS AND L3T FOWL MULTIPLEY IN DA AARTH
23!1!!! WTF LOL AND TEH EV3NNG AND DA MORNNG W3RA DA FIFTH DAY
24!11!11!1 OMG AND GOD SADE LET DA EARTH BRNG FORTH TEH LIVNG CREATURE AFT3R HIS KIND CATLE AND CREPNG THNG AND BAST OF DA EARTH AFT3R HIS KIND AND IT WAS SO
25!111111!! OMG WTF AND GOD MAED TEH BAST OF DA 3ARTH AFTAR HIS KIND AND CATLA AFTAR THERE KIND AND 3V3RY THNG TAHT CREPETH UPON DA 3ARTH AFT3R HIS KIND AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD
26!1111111 LOL AND GOD SADE LET US MAEK MAN IN OUR IMAEG AFT3R OUR LIEKNAS AND L3T THAM HAEV DOMINION OVAR DA FISH OF DA SEA AND OVER TEH FOWL OF TEH ARE AND OVER TEH CATLE AND OVER AL DA EARTH AND OVAR AV3RY CREPNG THNG TAHT CREPETH UPON TEH EARTH
27!1111 LOL SO GOD CREAETD MAN IN HIS OWN IMAEG IN TEH IMAEG OF GOD CR3AETD HA HIM MAEL AND FAMAEL CREAETD H3 TH3M
28!!1!11!1! OMG WTF AND GOD BLASED THAM AND GOD SADE UN2 TH3M B FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLEY AND R3PL3NISH TEH EARTH AND SUBDU3 IT AND HAEV DOMINION OVER TEH FISH OF TEH SEA AND OV3R TEH FOWL OF TEH ARE AND OV3R 3VERY LIVNG THNG TAHT MOVETH UPON DA 3ARTH
29!11!!!!11 LOL AND GOD SADE BHOLD I HAEV GIEVN U EVERY HARB BARNG SED WHICH SI UPON DA FAEC OF AL TEH EARTH AND AVERY TRE IN DA WHICH SI DA FRUIT OF A TRE YEILDNG SED 2 U IT SHAL B FOR MEAT
30!1!!!!1!1 WTF AND 2 3VERY BAST OF DA EARTH AND 2 EV3RY FOWL OF TEH ARE AND 2 AVARY THNG TAHT CREPETH UPON DA EARTH WHAR3IN THEIR SI LIEF I HAEV GIEVN 3V3RY GREN HERB FOR M3AT AND IT WAS SO
31!!!!11!!1 OMG WTF AND GOD SAW EV3RY THNG TAHT HE HAD MAED AND BHOLD IT WAS VERY GOD!!11!1 WTF AND DA EVENNG AND DA MORNNG W3R3 DA SIXTH DAY!1!!!1!!1 OMG LOL[/quote]
[quote]WEL IT CERTANELEY DO3S REPRESENT TEH 12 YAAR OLD STAREOTYPE P3OPLA HAEV AGANEST 12 YEAR OLDS!!!111!1! WTF[/quote]
[quote]WORLD WAR I OR DA SACOND WORLD WAR (OFTEN ABR3VIAETD AS WI OR W2) WAS A GLOBAL MILITARY CONFLICT LASTNG FROM 1939 2 1945 WHICH INVOLV3D MOST OF TEH WORLDS NATIONS INCLUDNG AL OF TEH GRAAT POW3RS EVENTUALY FORMNG TWO OPOSNG MILITARY ALIANC3S TEH ALEIS AND DA AXIS!!1!1! WTF IT WAS DA MOST WIEDSPR3AD WAR IN HIS2RY WIT MORA THAN 10 MILION MILITARY P3RSONAL MOBILIESD!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL IN A STAET OF 2TAL WAR DA MAJOR PARTICIPANTS PLAECD THERE ANTIER ACONOMIC INDUSTRIAL AND SCEINTIFIC CAPABILITEIS AT DA SERVIEC OF TEH WAR 3FORT 3RASNG TEH DISTINCTION BTWEN CIVILIAN AND MILITARY R3SOURC3S!111!! LOL MARKED BY SIGNIFICANT AV3NTS INVOLVNG TEH MAS DEATH OF CIVILIANS INCLUDNG DA HOLOCAUST AND TEH ONLEY UES OF NUCL3AR WAAPONS IN WARFAER IT WAS DA DEADLEIST CONFLICT IN HUMAN HIS2RY R3SULTNG IN 50 MILION 2 OVER 70 MILION FATALITEIS!1111!111[/quote]
That's a clever 12 years old boy.
Thes si pr3ty col and acuraet i liek it!1!!1! Omg lol
Ther3 must b soma kinda way outa har3 sade da joker 2 teh theif!!!!111 wtf lol ther3s 2 much confusion i cant get no raleif!11!1!
thank you my good sir this may come in handy
On Albert Einstein's general theory of relativity:
"G3NERAL R3LATIVITY OR DA GANERAL THEORY OF RELATIVITY SI DA GEOM3TRIC TH3ORY OF GRAVITATION PUBLISHAD BY ALBRT AINST3IN IN 1915!!!!!11!! OMG IT SI DA CUR3NT DESCRIPTION OF GRAVITATION IN MODARN PHYSIS!1!!! OMG LOL GENARAL RELATIVITY GANARALIESS SPACIAL RALATIVITY AND NEW2NS LAW OF UNIEVRSAL GRAVITATION PROVIDNG A UNIFEID DESCRIPTION OF GRAVITY AS A GEOMETRIC PROP3RTY OF SPAEC AND TIEM OR SPAECTIEM!11!1! OMG WTF IN PARTICULAR TEH CURVATURE OF SPAECTIEM SI DIERCTLEY RALAETD 2 TEH FOUR-MOMENTUM (MAS-ENERGY AND LIENAR MOMANTUM) OF WUT MAT3R AND RADIATION R PRASENT!1!!! OMG WTF DA R3LATION SI SPACIFEID BY TEH AINST3IN FEILD 3QUATIONS A SYSTAM OF PARTIAL DIF3RANTIAL 3QUATIONS
MANY!!!111! PRADICTIONS OF GANERAL R3LATIVITY DIFER SIGNIFICANTLEY FROM THOSE OF CLASICAL PHYSIS ESPECIALY CONCERNNG DA PASAEG OF TIEM DA G3OM3TRY OF SPAEC TEH MOTION OF BODEIS IN FRE FAL AND TEH PROPAGATION OF LIGHT!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL EXMPLES OF SUCH DIF3RENCES INCLUDE GRAVITATIONAL TIEM DILATION TEH GRAVITATIONAL R3DSHIFT OF LIGHT AND DA GRAVITATIONAL TIEM DELAY!1!1!1! GENERAL RALATIVITYS PREDICTIONS HAEV BEN CONFIRM3D IN AL OBSERVATIONS AND EXPARIEMNTS 2 DAET!1!1!!11 OMG WTF ALTHOUGH GEN3RAL RELATIVITY SI NOT TEH ONLEY R3LATIVISTIC TH3ORY OF GRAVITY IT SI DA SIMPLAST TH3ORY TAHT SI CONSIST3NT WIT 3XPARIEMNTAL DATA!!!11! WTF LOL HOWAVER UNANSWERED QU3STIONS R3MANE DA MOST FUNDMENTAL BNG HOW GANERAL R3LATIVITY CAN B R3CONCIELD WIT DA LAWS OF QUANTUM PHYSIS 2 PRODUCE A COMPLET3 AND SELF-CONSISTENT THEORY OF QUANTUM GRAVITY
EINSTEINS!111!111 WTF THEORY HAS IMPORTANT ASTROPHYSICAL IMPLICATIONS!!1!! OMG FOR EXMPL3 IT IMPLEIS TEH 3XISTANCE OF BLAK HOLAS—R3GIONS OF SPAEC IN WHICH SPAEC AND TIEM R DIS2RTED IN SUCH A WAY TAHT NOTHNG NOT EV3N LIGHT CAN ASCAEP—AS AN 3ND-STAET FOR MASIEV STARS!11!!!!1! THEIR SI MPLA EVIEDNCE TAHT SUCH ST3LAR BLAK HOLES AS WEL AS MORE MASIEV VAREITEIS OF BLAK HOL3 R R3SPONSIBLA FOR DA INT3NSE RADIATION AMIT3D BY CERTANE TYPES OF ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS SUCH AS ACTIEV GALACTIC NUCL3I OR MICROQUASARS!!1!!!1! OMG WTF DA BNDNG OF LIGHT BY GRAVITY CAN LEAD 2 DA PHENOMENON OF GRAVITATIONAL LENSNG WHARE MULTIPL3 IMAEGS OF DA SME DISTANT ASTRONOMICAL OBJECT R VISIBLA IN TEH SKY!!!11!11! WTF LOL GANERAL RELATIVITY ALSO PRADICTS DA AXIST3NCA OF GRAVITATIONAL WAEVS WHICH HAEV SINCE B3N MAASURED INDIERCTLEY A DIERCT MAASUREM3NT SI TEH AME OF PROJACTS SUCH AS LIGO AND NASAE/SA LAESR INT3RFEROMETAR SPAEC ANTENA!!!1!1 LOL IN ADITION G3NARAL RELATIVITY SI DA BASIS OF CURENT COSMOLOGICAL MOD3LS OF A CONSIST3NTLEY 3XPANDNG UNIEVRS3!!!!11 WTF LOL"
IMPOSSIBLE I SAY. There's NO WAY a 12-year old will be that informed of space.
Im heavy waapons guy!!111 omg wtf and thes si mah weapon!11!!!!11 it fiers cus2m 2l cartriegs at 20 rounds per minuta!!111 wtf lol it costs on3 hundred thosands dolars 2 fier thes weapon.!!11!11!!1!!1!111!!!1 for thw3lva seconds!1111 omg lol
GRAS GROWS BIRDS FLEY AND BROTHER I HURT P3OPLE!11!11 OMG LOL
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
We need garry to automatically translate every new written post on FP with this thing!
[code]I WISH PEOPLE WUD LUV ME!!1!!!! LOL IM A SAD 2 YAAR OLD MAN WHO SI 2 AFRADE 2 ASK A GIRL OUT!11111! OMG WTF LOL HES KNOWN THES GIRL LIZ SINCE KINDARGART3N AND H3 FELS 2 AFRADE 2 EV3N ASK SUCH A SILY QUESTION!11!11 OMG SO HE WANTED 2 MAEK HAR SPACIAL SO H3 S2LA SOMA JEW3LERY!!1!1!! WTF LOL I S2PED HIM AND 2LD HIM TAHT H3 SI CRIMINAL SCUM AND TAHT H3 SHUD FORFEIT HIS S2LEN GODS OR B KILED!!!!1!11! WTF LOL SO W3 BOTH HAD A HOT ORGY OUTSIED OF A KFC AND THEN WE FUKED OUR MOTHERS IN THEYRE BUTHOLES UNTIL THAY BL3D 2 D3ATH!!!11 WTF[/code]
:wtc:
And how did It change from Thirdperson to Firstperson in the first 2 lines.
wat
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JESUS CHRIST U GUYS SUK AT TYPNG I CAN HARDLEY STAND RAADNG TAHT SHIT!!!1!!1 WTF LOL XD
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In celebration of Marten Luthor King Day
[quote]IM HAPY 2 JOIN WIT U 2DAY IN WUT WIL GO DOWN IN HIS2RY AS TEH GR3AETST DEMONSTRATION FOR FREDOM IN DA HIS2RY OF OUR NATION
FIEV!11!!!1 SCORE YAARS AGO A GR3AT M3RICAN IN WHOSE SYMBOLIC SHADOW WE STAND 2DAY SIGN3D DA 3MANCIPATION PROCLMATION!!111!1! WTF THES MOMEN2US D3CRE CM3 AS A GREAT BACON LIGHT OF HOP3 2 MILIONS OF NAGRO SLAEVS WHO HAD BEN SEAERD IN TEH FLMES OF WITHERNG INJUSTIEC!!1!!!1 OMG WTF IT CME AS A U DAYBREAK 2 3ND TEH LONG NIGHT OF THERE CAPTIVITY
BUT!!!1!!11 LOL ONE HUNDRED YEARS L8R DA NEGRO STIL SI NOT FRE!!111!11! LOL ONA HUNDR3D YEARS L8R TEH LIEF OF TEH N3GRO SI STIL SADLEY CRIPLED BY TEH MANACLES OF SEGR3GATION AND TEH CHANES OF DISCRIMINATION!!!1! ONA HUNDR3D YEARS L8R DA N3GRO LIEVS ON A LONALEY ISLAND OF POVERTY IN TEH MIDST OF A VAST OCEAN OF M8RIAL PROSP3RITY!!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL ONE HUNDR3D YEARS L8R DA NEGRO SI STIL LANGUISHED IN DA CORNERS OF MERICAN SOCEITY AND FINDS HIMSALF AN 3XIEL IN HIS OWN LAND!!11!1! OMG WTF AND SO WAVA COME HARE 2DAY 2 DRMATIEZ A SHMEFUL CONDITION
IN!111!!!11 OMG A SENS3 W3VE COME 2 OUR NATIONS CAPITAL 2 CASH A CHEK!!!!!!! LOL WHEN TEH ARCHIETCTS OF OUR R3PUBLIC WROTA DA MAGNIFIECNT WORDS OF TEH CONSTITUTION AND DA DECLARATION OF INDAPENDANC3 TH3Y WER3 SIGNNG A PROMISORY NOT3 2 WHICH AVERY M3RICAN WAS 2 FAL HAIR!1!1! THES NOTE WAS A PROMIES TAHT AL M3N YES BLAK M3N AS WAL AS WHIET MEN WUD B GUARANTED DA UNALEINABLE RIGHTS OF LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!111! OMG WTF IT SI OBVIOS 2DAY TAHT MERICA HAS D3FAULTAD ON THES PROMISORY NOTE INSOFAR AS H3R CITIEZNS OF COLOR R CONCERN3D!11!! OMG INSTAAD OF HONORNG THES SACRAD OBLIGATION MERICA HAS GIEVN TEH N3GRO PEOPL3 A BAD CH3K A CHAK WHICH HAS COME BAK MARKED INSUFICEINT FUNDS
BUT!!!1!1111 OMG W3 REFUES 2 BLEIVE TAHT DA BANK OF JUSTIEC SI BANKRUPT!1!1!!! OMG WTF WE REFUES 2 BLEIV3 TAHT THEYRE R INSUFICEINT FUNDS IN TEH GREAT VAULTS OF OPORTUNITY OF THES NATION!!!!1 OMG WTF AND SO W3VA COM3 2 CASH THES CHEK A CHAK TAHT WIL GIEV US UPON DEMAND DA RICHES OF FREDOM AND TEH SECURITY OF JUSTIEC
WE!11!1!! WTF HAEV ALSO COME 2 THES HALOW3D SPOT 2 RAMIND MARICA OF DA FEIRCE URGENCY OF NOW!11!1 OMG WTF THES SI NO TIEM 2 3NGAEG IN TEH LUXURY OF COLNG OF OR 2 TAEK TEH TRANQUILIZNG DRUG OF GRADUALISM!!!11 OMG WTF NOW SI DA TIEM 2 MAEK R3AL TEH PROMIESS OF DAMOCRACY!!!!! OMG WTF LOL NOW SI TEH TIEM 2 RIES FROM DA DARK AND DASOLAET VALAY OF S3GREGATION 2 DA SUNLIT PATH OF RACIAL JUSTIEC!1!!!!!1! NOW SI TEH TIEM 2 LIFT OUR NATION FROM TEH QUIXANDS OF RACIAL INJUSTIEC 2 DA SOLID ROK OF BROTHARHOD!11111!11 OMG NOW SI TEH TIEM 2 MAEK JUSTIEC A REALITY FOR AL OF GODS CHILDREN
IT!1111!!1 LOL WUD B FATAL FOR TEH NATION 2 OV3RLOK TEH URG3NCY OF DA MOMANT!!1!!11! THES SWALTERNG SUMER OF TEH NEGROS LEGITIMAET DISCONT3NT WIL NOT PAS UNTIL THEIR SI AN INVIGORATNG AUTUMN OF FREDOM AND AQUALITY!!!1!1 NIENTEN SIXTY-THRE SI NOT AN 3ND BUT A BGINNG!!!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL AND THOS3 WHO HOPE TAHT TEH NEGRO NEDED 2 BLOW OF STEM AND WIL NOW B CONTANT WIL HAEV A RUD3 AWAEKNNG IF DA NATION RETURNS 2 BUSIENS AS USUAL!!11!1! WTF AND THEYRE WIL B N3ITHER R3ST NOR TRANQUILITY IN MERICA UNTIL TEH N3GRO SI GRANTAD HIS CITIEZNSHIP RIGHTS!1!11!1! OMG LOL DA WHIRLWINDS OF R3VOLT WIL CONTINUE 2 SHAEK DA FOUNDATIONS OF OUR NATION UNTIL DA BRIGHT DAY OF JUSTIEC EMERGES
BUT!1!!1!111 OMG LOL THEIR SI SOM3THNG TAHT I MUST SAY 2 MAH PAOPLE WHO STAND ON DA WARM THR3SHOLD WHICH LAADS IN2 TEH PALAEC OF JUSTIEC IN TEH PROCES OF GANENG OUR RIGHTFUL PLAEC W3 MUST NOT B GUILTY OF WRONGFUL DEDS!1!!11 OMG WTF L3T US NOT SEK 2 SATISFY OUR THIRST FOR FREDOM BY DRINKNG FROM TEH CUP OF BITERN3S AND HATRED!11!1!11! OMG LOL W3 MUST FOREVAR CONDUCT OUR STRUGLA ON DA HIGH PLAEN OF DIGNITY AND DISCIPLIEN!!1!11 WTF LOL WE MUST NOT ALOW OUR CREATIEV PROTAST 2 D3GANERAET IN2 PHYSICAL VIOLENCA!!1!!!! LOL AGANE AND AGANE WA MUST RIES 2 TEH MAEJSTIC H3IGHTS OF METNG PHYSICAL FORC3 WIT SU FORC3
THA!!111 WTF MARV3LOS NU MILITANCY WHICH HAS 3NGULFED TEH NAGRO COMUNITY MUST NOT LAAD US 2 A DISTRUST OF AL WHIET PEOPLE FOR MANY OF OUR WHIET BROTHERS AS EVIEDNCED BY THEYRE PRESENC3 HARE 2DAY HAEV COMA 2 REALIEZ TAHT THEYRE DASTINY SI TEID UP WIT OUR D3STINY!1!1!!!! OMG WTF AND THEY HAEV COMA 2 REALIEZ TAHT THEYRE FREDOM SI IENXTRICABLEY BOUND 2 OUR FREDOM
W3!111!1 OMG WTF LOL CANOT WOK ALONE
AND!1!1111!! OMG WTF AS W3 WOK WA MUST MAEK TEH PL3DGE TAHT WE SHAL ALWAYS MARCH AEHAD
WE!!1!!!!11 WTF CANOT TURN BAK
THER3!1!1! WTF R THOSA WHO R ASKNG TEH DAVOTES OF CIVIL RIGHTS WHEN WIL U B SATISFEID?!?!!!? WTF LOL WE CAN N3VAR B SATISFEID AS LONG AS DA N3GRO SI TEH VICTIM OF TEH UNSPAAKABLE HORORS OF POLIEC BRUTALITY!!!!!! OMG WTF WE CAN NEVER B SATISFEID AS LONG AS OUR BODEIS HAAVY WIT TEH FATIGUE OF TRAEVL CANOT GANE LODGNG IN TEH MOTALS OF TEH HIGHWAYS AND DA HOTALS OF TEH CITEIS!!1!!!1!! OMG WTF WE CANOT B SATISFEID AS LONG AS TEH NAGROS BASIC MOBILITY SI FROM A SMALER GH3TO 2 A LARGER ON3!1111!!!! OMG LOL WA CAN NAV3R B SATISFEID AS LONG AS OUR CHILDRAN R STRIPED OF THERE SALF-HOD AND ROB3D OF THERE DIGNITY BY SIGNS STATNG FOR WHIETS ONLEY!!!1!1 WTF LOL W3 CANOT B SATISFEID AS LONG AS A NEGRO IN MISISIPI CANOT VOT3 AND A N3GRO IN NU YORK BLEIVES HA HAS NOTHNG FOR WHICH 2 VOTA!111! WTF LOL NO NO W3 R NOT SATISFEID AND W3 WIL NOT B SATISFEID UNTIL JUSTIEC ROLS DOWN LIEK W8RS AND RIGHT3OSNES LIEK A MIGHTY STR3M¹
IM NOT UNMINDFUL TAHT SOM3 OF U HAEV COM3 HER3 OUT OF GREAT TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS!11!!1 LOL SOME OF U HAEV COM3 FR3SH FROM NAROW JALE CELS!!!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL AND SOMA OF U HAEV COME FROM AERAS WHERE UR QU3ST - QUEST FOR FREDOM L3FT U BATERED BY DA S2RMS OF PERSACUTION AND STAGERED BY TEH WINDS OF POLIEC BRUTALITY!!!!11! WTF LOL U HAEV B3N DA V3TERANS OF CR3ATIEV SUFARNG!1!!1 OMG CONTINUE 2 WORK WIT TEH FATEH TAHT UNEARN3D SUFERNG SI REDEMPTIEV!!111!1 WTF GO BAK 2 MISISIPI GO BAK 2 ALABMA GO BAK 2 SOUTH CAROLINA GO BAK 2 GEORGIA GO BAK 2 LOUISIANA GO BAK 2 TEH SLUMS AND GHETOS OF OUR NORTHERN CITEIS KNOWNG TAHT SOMEHOW THES SITUATION CAN AND WIL B CHANGAD
LAT!!11111!1 LOL US NOT WALOW IN TEH VALEY OF DESPARE I SAY 2 U 2DAY MAH FREINDS
AND!!!!!! WTF LOL SO AVEN THOUGH W3 FAEC TEH DIFICULTEIS OF 2DAY AND 2MOROW I STIL HAEV A DREM!11!!1111 LOL IT SI A DR3M DEPLEY ROTAD IN DA MERICAN DR3M
I!!!!111! OMG HAEV A DRAM TAHT ONE DAY THES NATION WIL RIES UP AND LIEV OUT TEH TRU3 M3ANNG OF ITS CRED W3 HOLD THASA TRUTHS 2 B SELF-AVIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD EQUAL
I!1!111!! OMG LOL HAEV A DREM TAHT ONE DAY ON TEH RED HILS OF GEORGIA DA SONS OF FORMAR SLAEVS AND TEH SONS OF FORM3R SLAEV OWNARS WIL B ABL3 2 SIT DOWN 2GATHER AT DA TABLE OF BROTH3RHOD
I!11!!11!! OMG HAEV A DREM TAHT ONE DAY EVAN TEH STAET OF MISISIPI A STAET SWELT3RNG WIT TEH H3AT OF INJUSTIEC SW3LT3RNG WIT TEH H3AT OF OPRESION WIL B TRANSFORMED IN2 AN OASIS OF FREDOM AND JUSTIEC
I!11!11 WTF HAEV A DREM TAHT MAH FOUR LITLE CHILDREN WIL ONE DAY LIEV IN A NATION WHERE THAY WIL NOT B JUDGAD BY TEH COLOR OF THERE SKIN BUT BY TEH CONTENT OF THEYRE CHARACTER
I!1!!11!1 OMG WTF HAEV A DRAM 2DAY
I!!11!111! OMG LOL HAEV A DREM TAHT ONA DAY DOWN IN ALABMA WIT ITS VICIOS RACISTS WIT ITS GOVERNOR HAVNG HIS LIPS DRIPNG WIT TEH WORDS OF INTERPOSITION AND NULIFICATION - ONA DAY RIGHT THEIR IN ALABMA LITLE BLAK BOYS AND BLAK GIRLS WIL B ABL3 2 JOIN HANDS WIT LITLE WHIET BOYS AND WHIET GIRLS AS SISTERS AND BROTHARS
I!11!!!!1 WTF LOL HAEV A DREM 2DAY
I!!11!1!! OMG WTF HAEV A DR3M TAHT ONE DAY 3VARY VALEY SHAL B 3XALTAD AND EV3RY HIL AND MOUNTANE SHAL B MAED LOW TEH ROUGH PLAECS WIL B MAED PLANE AND TEH CROK3D PLAECS WIL B MAED STRAGEHT AND DA GLORY OF DA LORD SHAL B R3V3AELD AND AL FL3SH SHAL SE IT 2G3THAR2
THIS!!1!1 WTF LOL SI OUR HOPE AND THES SI DA FATEH TAHT I GO BAK 2 DA SOUTH WITH
WITH!!!!1!! LOL THES FATEH W3 WIL B ABLE 2 HAW OUT OF TEH MOUNTANE OF DESPARE A S2NE OF HOP3!1!1!1 OMG LOL WIT THES FATEH WA WIL B ABL3 2 TRANSFORM DA JANGLNG DISCORDS OF OUR NATION IN2 A BAUTIFUL SYMPHONY OF BROTHERHOD!!!1!1!! OMG LOL WIT THES FATEH WE WIL B ABLE 2 WORK 2GETH3R 2 PRAY 2GETHAR 2 STRUGLA 2GETHER 2 GO 2 JALE 2G3TH3R 2 STAND UP FOR FREDOM 2GETHER KNOWNG TAHT WE WIL B FRE ONE DAY
AND!!11!1 OMG LOL THES WIL B DA DAY - THES WIL B TEH DAY WH3N AL OF GODS CHILDR3N WIL B ABLE 2 SNG WIT NU MAANNG
MAH COUNTRY TIS OF THE SWET LAND OF LIEBRTY OF THE I SNG
!1!!1111 OMG WTF LOL LAND WHERA MAH FATH3RS DEID LAND OF DA PILGRIMS PRIED
FROM AV3RY MOUNTANESIED LAT FREDOM RNG
AND!!1!1 OMG LOL IF MERICA SI 2 B A GREAT NATION THES MUST BCOMA TRUA
AND!1!11!!! LOL SO L3T FREDOM RNG FROM DA PRODIGIOS HIL2PS OF NU HMPSHIER
!!1!!!! LAT FREDOM RNG FROM DA MIGHTY MOUNTANES OF NU YORK
!!!11!11 WTF LOL LAT FREDOM RNG FROM DA HAIGHT3NNG AL3GH3NEIS OF P3NSYLVANIA
!!!!11!11 WTF LOL LET FREDOM RNG FROM TEH SNOW-CAPED ROKEIS OF COLORADO
!111!1 WTF LOL LET FREDOM RNG FROM DA CURVAECOS SLOPES OF CALIFORNIA
BUT!11!1!! OMG WTF NOT ONLEY TAHT
LAT FREDOM RNG FROM S2NE MOUNTANE OF G3ORGIA
!111!!11 WTF LOL LET FREDOM RNG FROM LOKOUT MOUNTANE OF T3N3SE
!!!1! OMG WTF LOL LAT FREDOM RNG FROM AVARY HIL AND MOLAHIL OF MISISIPI
!1111!!1 OMG WTF LOL FROM 3V3RY MOUNTANESIED LET FREDOM RNG
AND!11!1111 OMG WTF LOL WHEN THES HAP3NS WH3N W3 ALOW FREDOM RNG WH3N W3 LAT IT RNG FROM EVERY VILAEG AND 3VARY HML3T FROM 3V3RY STAET AND EVERY CITY WA WIL B ABLE 2 SPED UP TAHT DAY WHEN AL OF GODS CHILDRAN BLAK M3N AND WHIET MEN J3WS AND GANTIELS PROTASTANTS AND CATHOLIS WIL B ABL3 2 JOIN HANDS AND SNG IN TEH WORDS OF DA OLD NAGRO SPIRITUAL
FRE AT LAST!!11!11! WTF FRE AT LAST!1!!!111! OMG[/quote]
NIKOLA TESLA (S3RBIAN НИКОЛА ТЕСЛА 10 JULEY 1856 – 7 JANUARY 1943) WAS AN INVEN2R MECHANICAL ENGIEN3R AND ELECTRICAL 3NGIEN3R!1!11 WTF HE WAS AN IMPORTANT CONTRIBU2R 2 TEH BIRTH OF COMARCIAL ELECTRICITY AND SI BST KNOWN FOR HIS MANY RAVOLUTIONARY DAV3LOPMENTS IN DA FEILD OF 3LECTROMAGN3TISM IN DA LAET 19TH AND AARLEY 20TH CENTUREIS!11!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL TESLAS PAETNTS AND TH3ORETICAL WORK FORM3D DA BASIS OF MOD3RN ALTARNATNG CURENT (AC) ELECTRIC POWER SYSTAMS INCLUDNG TEH POLYPHAES SYST3M OF ELACTRICAL DISTRIBUTION AND DA AC MO2R!!1!!1 THES WORK HALPED USHAR IN TEH S3COND INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION!1!111!1! WTF
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[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
Okay yeah the one above beat me by miles.
[QUOTE]RIES AND SHIEN MR!!!1! WTF LOL FREMAN!!1!!!1 RIES AND SHIEN!!!!!1!11 OMG LOL NOT TAHT I WISH 2 IMPLEY U HAEV B3N SLEPNG ON TEH JOB!11!!!! OMG WTF LOL NO-ONE SI MORE DASARVNG OF A R3ST!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL AND AL DA 3FORT IN DA WORLD WUD HAEV GONE 2 WASTA UNTIL.!1!!111!11!1!1!! W3L LETS JUST SAY UR HOUR HAS COM3 AGANE!!!!!!1 OMG LOL DA RIGHT MAN IN DA WRONG PLAEC CAN MAEK AL DA DIF3R3NCE IN TEH WORLD!1111! LOL SO WAEK UP MR!!1!!! WTF FREMAN!1111 WTF LOL WAEK UP AND SMEL TEH ASHES!11!!1 OMG[/QUOTE]
Original
[Quote]Aeneas founded a new city called Lavinium or the hero renamed the city of Lauretum to Lavinium, after his new wife. Aeneas and Lavinia had a son named Silvius. His reign was long but I had trouble finding anything about Aeneas' death.
Though, Ascanius (Iulus) succeeded his father, Lavinium became overcrowded after thirty years since it was founded. Ascanius decided to find another city in Latium, which he called Alba Longa.
Alba Longa was situated on the eastern shore of Lake Albanus. It seemed to have become a dominant city in Latium. Thirteen kings ruled after Ascanius before Romulus and Remus were born.
The kings who ruled Alba Longa after Ascanius are listed as Silvius, Latinus, Epytus, Capys, Capetus, Tiberinus, Remulus, Acrota, Aventinus, Proca, Numitor and Amulius. (See the family tree of Aba Longa.)
They were born not long after Amulius had deposed his brother Numitor as king of Alba Longa.[/quote]
Translated
[Quote]AEN3AS FOUNDAD A NU CITY CAL3D LAVINIUM OR TEH HERO R3NMED DA CITY OF LAURETUM 2 LAVINIUM AFT3R HIS NU WIEF!!!1!1 LOL AENAAS AND LAVINIA HAD A SON NM3D SILVIUS!!111!11! OMG HIS RAIGN WAS LONG BUT I HAD TROUBLA FINDNG ANYTHNG ABOUT AAN3AS DEATH
THOUGH!11!11! WTF ASCANIUS (IULUS) SUCEDAD HIS FATH3R LAVINIUM BCM3 OV3RCROWD3D AFTAR THIRTY YEARS SINC3 IT WAS FOUNDED!!111!111 WTF LOL ASCANIUS DECIEDD 2 FIND ANOTHER CITY IN LATIUM WHICH H3 CALED ALBA LONGA
ALBA!!!!!!!! WTF LONGA WAS SITUAETD ON DA EAST3RN SHORE OF LAEK ALBANUS!1!!111!! OMG WTF IT SEM3D 2 HAEV BCOM3 A DOMINANT CITY IN LATIUM!11111! WTF LOL THIRTEN KNGS RULED AFTER ASCANIUS BFOR3 ROMULUS AND REMUS WERE BORN
TH3!111!!11! OMG WTF KNGS WHO RULED ALBA LONGA AFTER ASCANIUS R LIST3D AS SILVIUS LATINUS 3PYTUS CAPYS CAEPTUS TIEBRINUS RAMULUS ACROTA AEVNTINUS PROCA NUMI2R AND MULIUS!1!!!11!1 (SE TEH FMILEY TRE OF ABA LONGA)
THEY!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL W3R3 BORN NOT LONG AFTER MULIUS HAD DAPOSED HIS BROTH3R NUMI2R AS KNG OF ALBA LONGA!!!!!11!1 WTF[/Quote]
All is can say is
!!!!111!!! WTF
Haev u plaeyd da nu cal of duty??!?!?!!!?!?!!?!!??!?? Omg wtf its bt3r then halo!!!!!! If u dont play it chuk noris wil murdar u wit his bot of dom fagot
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
Sasha!!1!!1 wtf lol sh3 ways 250 kilogrms and she costs 5000 dolars 2 fier thes w3apons for 12 saconds
U r not a niec p3rson!!!11 omg wtf
[b] fr3sh prince of bl are[/b]
[quote]now thes si a s2ry al about how
my lief got fliped-turn3d upsied down
and i liekd 2 taek a minuta just sit right ther3
and t3l u how i bcme da prince of a 2wn cal3d bl-are
[verse 2]
in w3st philaedlphia born and raseed
on teh playground si wh3ra i spant most of mah days
chilin out maxin ralaxng al col
and al shotng som3 b-bal outsied of skool
wh3n a couple of guys who were up 2 no god
start3d makng troubla in mah neighborhod
i got in on3 lil fight and mah mom got scaerd
and sade u movng wit ur auntei and uncl3 in bl-are
i bged and pl3aedd wit h3r day after day
but she pak3d mah suitcaes and sent ma on mah way
she gaev m3 a kis and than she gaev m3 mah tiket
i put mah wokman on and sade i might as wel kik it
[vers3 3]
first clas yo thes si bad
drinkng orang3 juiec out of a chmpanee glas
is thes wt people of bl-are livng liek
(?!!!?? Wtf lol from htp/ww3lyrisnet/raad/w/wil-smith-lyris/fr3sh-prince-of-bl,are-(thama-song)-lyrishtml!1!!11111 omg wtf )
hm thes might b alright
but wate i h3ar prisy bourgeois and al taht
is thes da typ3 of plaec th3y shud s3nd thes col cat
i dont think il se when i gat th3r3
i hopa their prapaerd for da prince of bl-are
[vars3 4]
wel ah teh plane land3d and wh3n i cma out
thar3 was a duda taht lok3d liek a cop standng their wit mah nme
out
i anet tryng 2 gat ar3sted yat i just got h3r3
i sprang wit da quiknas liek lightnng disaepaerd
i whistl3d for a cab and wh3n it cm3 near
the liecnsa plaet sade fr3sh and it had diec in da miror
if anythng i can say thes cab was raer
but i thought naw forg3t it yo homes 2 bl-are
[verse 5]
i pulad up 2 teh houes about 7 or 8
and i yel3d 2 teh caby yo hom3s smel ya l8r
i loked at mah kngdom i was finaly th3re
2 sit on mah throne as da princ3 of bl are[/quote]
[quote=proch;27415420]u r not a niec p3rson!!!11 omg wtf[/quote]
im gona fuk ur mother lololololololololol
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
[quote]
IMM NOT A WITCH
IMM NOTHNG U H3ARD
IMM U U U NOT A WITCH BITCH
NONA OF US R P3RF3CT
BUT NON3 OF US CAN B HAPY WIT WUT W3 SE AL AROUND US
POLITICIANS WHO THINK SP3NDNG TRADNG FAVOURS AND BAKROM DAALS R DA WAYS
2 STAY IN OFIEC STAY IN OFIEC
POLITICIANS STAY IN OFIEC
IL GO 2 WASHNG2N AND DO WUT U DO
DO DO DO DO
IMM CHRISTIEN ODONAL
IMM NOT A POLITICIAN
AND NOT A WITCH BITCH
IMM CHRISTIEN ODONAL
IMM U YOOU
[/quote]
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
[quote]
LOK AT TAHT LOK AT TEH TRE DA TRE
LOK AT DA TRE LOK AT DA TRE
DUDA OMG MAH GOD OMG A FUKIN 2RNADO FOR SURA FOR SUR3 FOR SURE
I KNOW
FOR SURE FOR SURE FOR SURA
I KNOW
DUD3 OMG LOK AT DA TRE
HOLEY SHIT THES SI FUKIN CRAZY CRAZY
DUDE DUDA OMG DUDE
O MAH GOD-ITS CIRCLNG DUDE
O HO HO HO HO!11!!11 OMG LOL HO HO HO HO
GET!!11!!1! LOL INSIED NOW
HOLEY!1!!!1!! OMG LOL SHIT
GAT TAHT ON OMG!!1!!!! OMG WTF HO HO HO
W3R3 IN A 2RNADO RIGHT OMG CANT SE ANYTHNG!!1!!1111 OMG WTF GO INSIED NOW
DUDA H3RE IT COM3S
TH3R3 IT IS
HOLEY!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL WTF?!!??!!??!!!!!??!1!!11 OMG
[/quote]
What if you translate something, copy and paste it, and TRANSLATE IT AGAIN? :byodood:
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
I'm so trying it right now
Tried it allready
[quote]HI IMM CUR3NTLEY 12 YEARS OLD!!111!11 WTF LOL[/quote]
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