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You are the brave hero.
Will ye venture into yonder cavern and defeat the evil inside?
(the post that gets picked is the one with the most agrees or funnies.)
Go home and eat a sandwich.
No, head back
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;33086943]Go home and eat a sandwich.[/QUOTE]
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Ye dost verily leaveth yonder cavern entrance.
You do not have a home and you do not have any food on your person.
What do ye do?
take a shit in the bears hibernating quarters
Whip out your dick and take a piss
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;33087384]take a shit in the bears hibernating quarters[/QUOTE]
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Ye do not see any bears here.
What do ye do?
Stab that guy in the distance.
Go piss on that guys head in the background
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;33087643]Stab that guy in the distance.[/QUOTE]
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Ye stab the man in the distance.
He will die in a few seconds.
He asks why you would do this.
What do ye do?
Fart on his dick, and tell him Santa sent him.
Tell him that a bunch of faggots on the internet told him to stab you.
Tell him that he should already know why...
"[I]For thou art now[/I]...*lower visor*...[I]holy[/I]." [B]YEEEEEEEAAAAA!!!![/B]
No time for words, there are millions of others that you must engage in wanton murder.
[QUOTE=Zovox;33088314]Fart on his dick, and tell him Santa sent him.[/QUOTE]
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You strain yourself and release upon the man's cock.
You then tell him Santa sent you.
He starts sobbing.
You hear noises from inside yonder cavern.
What do ye do?
It's obviously a witness, go towards the sound and kill it, too.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;33088868]It's obviously a witness, go towards the sound and kill it, too.[/QUOTE]
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You run towards the sound inside yonder cavern.
You encounter a man.
Before you strike him down, he tells you he needs your help saving his brother.
What do ye do?
Accept the quest!
Ask him if there's money involved, and if not, you demand his virgin sister.
Kill him, then hunt down and murder his brother
(Using dice to pick posts now)
[QUOTE=Pen Straw;33089883]Ask him if there's money involved, and if not, you demand his virgin sister.[/QUOTE]
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You tell him you want money for it, and if he doesn't have any money you demand his virgin sister.
The man is now angry and yells out that he thought brave heroes were supposed to be nice to people who are in trouble.
What do ye do?
Ask him what the task is
Challenge him do a duel.
Alright, from now on, gonna do the post with most agrees or funnies.
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;33090168]Ask him what the task is[/QUOTE]
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You ask what the task is.
He tells you that his brother is stuck on a ledge and he can't save him himself because he's scared of heights.
What do ye do?
Kill him, push brother off cliff, rape sister
Tell him to grow a pair
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;33093049]Kill him, push brother off cliff, rape sister[/QUOTE]
Yes this please
Attempt to save brother, only to realize there is a dragon yonder, flying closer.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;33093049]Kill him, push brother off cliff, rape sister[/QUOTE]
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Ye remove the man's head.
Before he can blink he is dead.
He didn't tell you where his brother went.
Also he never told you where his sister was either.
There are three ways you can go.
There's the way out.
Then there's a door made of oak.
Then there's a tunnel, you can hear sobbing and mutterings from this passage.
What do ye do?
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