• ITT we are once more HL2 NPCs
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[I]Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... smell the asshesss....[/I]
[I]You startled up the hive.[/I]
sometimes I dream about cheese
[highlight]ZOMBIES!!![/highlight]
[I]Sometimes, I dream of cheese...[/I] edit: [QUOTE=HazzaHardie;37810355]sometimes I dream about cheese[/QUOTE] [I]I'm not even going to tell you to shut up...[/I]
insert antlion noises here
Yabba my icing!
[I]Don't forget to reload![/I]
Comes a man? It is! The Freeman!
[I]Don't drink the water. They've put something in it, to make you forget.[/I]
Sometimes I have dreams about cheese
[highlight]ZOMBIES![/highlight]
[I]HEADHUMPERS!!![/I]
WHIRRRRIRRIRRIIRIRIRIRIRIRRIRIRIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIR BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRRRIRIIRIRIRIRIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIIRIRRIRIRIRIRIIRRIIR [sp]Manhack[/sp]
[b]HEY OVER HERE![/b]
We bear witness to the bright eternity of the Nihilanth's demise. You leap, you fall, we see you flash beyond the barriers.
[highlight]ZOMBIEEESSSSSS!!!![/highlight]
[Highlight] ZOMBIES![/HIGHLIGHT]
Pick up that can.
Now put it in the trashcan.
[I]I still have nightmares about THAT CAT...[/I]
What cat?
[I]And if you see Doctor Breen, tell him I said: [/I] [I][U]'Fu-*clang* you!'[/U][/I]
[Highlight] ZOMBIES!!![/HIGHLIGHT]
Now put it, in the trash can.
[highlight]The sound a headcrab makes attaching/opening the skull of a human followed by a loud thud and splatter[/highlight]
[B][I]Winston's been hit![/I][/B]
Overwatch, *mutter mutter someshit* *bleep* Works so well because my avatar is a shittily drawn Combine Elite.
[I]Suspect, prepare to receive civil judgment.[/I]
You need me!
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