so a telemarketer just called my house, and asked for my mom. he tells my mom that her name was pulled, and that she won some sort of vacation. then, he asks her about what kind of credit card she has. she said, "sir, i am not interested." he told her, "neither am i. i'm married" and hung up on her.
lol
anyone ever had something funny happen to them with one of these people?
One time I was called by a telemarketer and I said no thanks and hung up
[QUOTE=Lukeo;42002887]One time I was called by a telemarketer and I said no thanks and hung up[/QUOTE]
Usually I whisper in a really raspy voice
"If you call one more time, I am going to hunt you down, find you, and then when I have finally got you all alone, I am gonna brutally k-" and then hang up there.
My dad taught me all sorts of neat ways to mess with telemarketers, like the all time classic.
"Hi, may I speak to X?"
*start crying*
"X JUST DIIEEEED!"
*hang up*
Or start yelling at them in some made up language. Ask for their home number so you can call them back during THEIR dinner time and various others.
Sadly telemarketers here are mostly automated now so I've only been able to do a few myself.
pick up telephone with unknown caller id
be nearby handy air horn
confirm it's a telemarketer
blast the fucking air horn in the mic and hang up (or wait for their reaction then hang up)
funny as hell
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