So many people on face punch think they could run a country 'eh?
Well then, here an idea. Lets invent one.
First step is getting the country in the first place.
There are three possible things we can do.
1: Buy a small island and declare it a country.
2: Buy a boat. Sail it out to international waters and declare it a country
3: Take a large Iceberg and move it out to international waters and declare that a country.
Before you ask, yes this is possible. You wont be officially be declared a country yet but you'll have the basis.
For this experiment we I'm going to suggest we say we bought an aircraft carrier from Russian military surplus.
This being an experiment we are going to pretend we are in control of said country and have to make educated choices to keep it running.
So we now have our "country" now we need some kind of commerce to generate income.
I suggest we open up as a trading floor with low taxation. (or do something with low taxes. Rich people will jump on to avoid tax)
What would you suggest?
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It would fail in 5 hours, after some enterprising asshole thinks anarchy would be better than democracy.
We have a beer party and elect a new fuhrer and create the fourth reich.
We should then get a boat and sail back to civilization :colbert:
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;18784625]It would fail in 5 hours, after some enterprising asshole thinks anarchy would be better than democracy.[/QUOTE]
I suppose which is why i move that we hire Mercs beforehand to keep order. (we bough a fucking battleship, I'm sure we can hire a few gunmen.)
[QUOTE=thisguy123;18784657]I suppose which is why i move that we hire Mercs beforehand to keep order. (we bough a fucking battleship, I'm sure we can hire a few gunmen.)[/QUOTE]
also from a russian military surplus? but maybe they'd get jealous and want a share of the land
[QUOTE=thisguy123;18784657]I suppose which is why i move that we hire Mercs beforehand to keep order. (we bough a fucking battleship, I'm sure we can hire a few gunmen.)[/QUOTE]
Nobodys land is now called Germania, On your left you will see the victory arch. And on the left the capitol of the SS and infront. the headquarters of the NSDAP.
[QUOTE=raptorclaw;18784677]also from a russian military surplus? but maybe they'd get jealous and want a share of the land[/QUOTE]
Not if we pay them enough.
Money may be the "root of all evil" but it sure gets people to do what you want.
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[QUOTE=Rad666;18784678]Nobodys land is now called Germania, On your left you will see the victory arch. And on the left the capitol of the SS and infront. the headquarters of the NSDAP.[/QUOTE]
Victory arch: the little loop used to tie the boat to the docks.
The Captiol of the SS: the Coms.
The Headquaters: The bedroom.
And we shall call it "Ryzo Island" and we shall breed monkeys to be our butlers :eng101:
[QUOTE=thisguy123;18784697]Not if we pay them enough.
Money may be the "root of all evil" but it sure gets people to do what you want.
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Victory arch: the little loop used to tie the boat to the docks.
The Captiol of the SS: the Coms.
The Headquaters: The bedroom.[/QUOTE]
Not quite good sire.
[QUOTE=Ryzo;18784711]And we shall call it "Ryzo Island" and we shall breed monkeys to be our butlers :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Thanks to our good friends. The Russians, we bought some uranium off them. The radiation gave the monkeys super intelligence.
Congratulations! we now have an export!
Smart monkeys used for menial labour and service.
Rich people want in because it's fashionable. If we sell the at £50,000 a pop we could be in with a bit of money.
We shall call it Ryzo Island because it's the first suggestion we have and frankly who cares what we are called? We have mutant Monkey butlers! We can tell them to go fuck themselves.
As long as we have the national socialist party in our government
[QUOTE=rob54362;18784746]As long as we have the national socialist party in our government[/QUOTE]
The people agree so make it be so!
So we have our Government system, an export and the country itself.
Soon people will want to move here so how shall we handle immigration.
May I just point out now, the national socialist party was the origin of the term "Nazi".
Sieg Heil!
Fisrt of all, we need some Inmigration control and RULES FOR APPLICATION:
-You must have clothes on
-Only one bag allowed per person. Your life starts again here!
-No weapons.
-Our official religion is Facepunchism, but we accept ALL other religions
10 days after we post a forum link to our inmigration page, 50 people show up.
We let them pass and give them a room number and a "Get a Job" paper.
Proposing jobs:
-Food: We have an indoor garden where I brought seeds and baby cows to make some food to sell to the people. You can work there
-Stores: Food, Monkeys and other things the people will show up with
-Monkey butler factories
-Monkey butler sending: if hteyhave a boat, they can help us deliver them
Also currency: FPs. 1 FP=1 Dollar.
sounds great guys nothing will go wrong you should do it
I suggest we do...
MONKEYS
Oh god I got
:ninja:'d
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