Corrupt a wish game

[Trooper315]

The rules of this game is to corrupt the user's above wish.
EXAMPLE:
[QUOTE] I wish for Microsoft to make the Xbox to work properly (Aka. No red ringing or anything like that) [/QUOTE]
Corrupted:
They do it but only release it to Microsoft Employees.

I wish for Dr. Phil to die.

[Saza]

He does, but only for 10 seconds. The doctor then amp's him back to life.

I wish I could remember what to wish for.

[DanTheBib]

You do, but it was for a better wish, so a paradox happens and the universe implodes.

I wish for a new guitar

[littleicyman]

You get one, but it's for guitar hero.

I wish I had some Au Gratin right now.

[DanTheBib]

I'd be happy with that :)

You get some, but unfortunately its far too covered in acid ;D

I wish I had a working car

[littleicyman]

You get a car, but it's a matchbox car (All I know about is toys...)

I wish for Au Gratin WITHOUT acid.

[DanTheBib]

You do, but I made it and its just toast.

I wish to win the jackpot on the euromillions lottery

[Jcowscows1]

You win, but you lost the lotto ticket
I wish for more wishes

[GameWalrus]

[QUOTE=Jcowscows1;22476689]You win, but you lost the lotto ticket
I wish for more wishes[/QUOTE]

YOu get one more wish:
I wish that I had the same powers as Alex Mercer. :P

[DanTheBib]

-snip-

[ROFLBURGER]

Granted, but every time you win, you loose an organ.
See what I did dere?

I want my own realistic inflatible female sex doll

[Trooper315]

You get one, but it is the same gender as you.
I wish the admins make slightly more fair bans.

[DanTheBib]

You do, but they ban you because you have 129 posts. And thats the magic number

I wish for more creative wishes

[watehfreak]

Yes, but you're the only one with creative wishes. The rest are all unoriginal.

I wish for more creative wishes

[Missing User]

You have a creative wish, then you forget it.

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I wish for a sammich.

[watehfreak]

Yes, but it's made by a man in a factory, not a woman in a kitchen :razz:

I wish for a woman

[Missing User]

You get the woman, but she will not make sammiches.

I wish awesome face gets removed from the entire internet.

[jantz]

Awesome face goes away, for 32 minutes, then takes over the world.

I wish I was in love.

[watehfreak]

Yes, but you ended up shagging a monkey. (Just kidding...)

I wish for a monkey.

[CSG172]

You get a monkey, but it is missing all of its limbs.

I wish for Zimbabwe money.

[Missing User]

You get all the Zimbabwe money you want. Zimbabwe dissapears in the earth's core.

I wish my iPod's home button works.

[CSG172]

It does, but you lose all of your other buttons.

I wish Zimbabwe didn't disappear into the earth's core.

[watehfreak]

Granted, but it just implodes on itself.

I wish for...what, buttons?

[CSG172]

You get all the buttons in the world, sadly, you get crushed by them.

I wish watehfreak was alive to see this post.

[watehfreak]

Yes, and guess what?

THEY ARE CHOCOLATE BUTTONS!

I wish someone could help out with this load of chocolate.

[dweet2]

Somebody does, but they eat you too.

I wish for $1,000 on a credit card.

[SoulChicken]

Granted, but the card is stolen and you go to jail.

[Fourfingers]

I wish the person above me had a wish to corrupt

[SoulChicken]

Oops. Granted but it a hastily thought of wish.

I wish for a Cake

[NateDude]

Granted, The cake is vanilla! (Dun dun duun.)

I wish the thread was renamed [QUOTE] Make a wish, then horribly corrupt it.[/QUOTE]