Very simple. Patent random things.
I patent this thread.
(I got the idea from the Miyamoto patenting jumping thread)
I patent the patenting of random things.
I patent you.
I patent pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives.
I present to thee, THE F5 MACHINE!!!!!!
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I know it's stupid, rate me box.
I patent the dumb rating
I patent the internet.
Pay me.
I patent Life.
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I patent myself.
I patent the act of breathing.
I patent patents.
[highlight]I PATENT ALL OF EXISTENCE.[/highlight]
Suck it.
I patent the name Regerstern McFregermirehenston. So no one can ever use it.
I patent the sound your piss makes when you hit the corner of the bowl.
I patent the "Post Quick Reply" button.
I patent the [b]world![/b]
I patent the Universe.
[QUOTE=Tokii;18576733][highlight]I PATENT ALL OF EXISTENCE.[/highlight]
Suck it.[/QUOTE]
I patent the patenting of all existence
oh snap
I patent the number 42.
I patent 0 and 1. I win. :smug:
I patent myself
that coulda turned out bad
I patent the patent patent. Pay me please.
In Soviet Russia, we patent you.
i patent the sound that i make when i see something really funny... HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!
I patent human males being able to become erect, and human females masturbating.
Every time one of those happens I get 6 dollars.
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18581524]I patent human males being able to become erect, and human females masturbating.
Every time one of those happens I get 6 dollars.[/QUOTE]
After reading this post, I owe you 12 dollars.
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18581524]I patent human males being able to become erect, and human females masturbating.
Every time one of those happens I get 6 dollars.[/QUOTE]
dear god, the mans on to something
[QUOTE=Meader;18581553]After reading this post, I owe you 12 dollars.[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
I patent the patenting of patents.
I patent matter.:black101:
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