What will it be, failpunch?
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Mermaid!
Mermaid.
A fitting title for such a feat
Mermaid. You can still fuck a mermaid without looking at some big-eyed fish.
A: Mermaid
[QUOTE=Codesta;17688778]Mermaid. You can still fuck a mermaid without looking at some big-eyed fish.[/QUOTE]
You can't fuck a mermaid. It doesn't have a vagina.
But it has a mouth and breasts and is also capable of intelligent speech.
So yeah, I'd pick mermaid.
B, Reverse mermaid. That way I can raise an army of inbred fish children and start a new society on the island.
This is a no brainer, it's like saying "Would you do penetration with an ugly chick" or "would you get head from a hot chick"
A. simple faggots
A of course but I'll say B to be special.
A.
titfuck
Reverse mermaid.
Fuck the legs, eat the torso. Problem solved.
:smug:
A.
B will smell like fish
[QUOTE=Faren;17688800]You can't fuck a mermaid. It doesn't have a vagina.
But it has a mouth and breasts and is also capable of intelligent speech.
So yeah, I'd pick mermaid.[/QUOTE]
Fuck her in the mouth!
[QUOTE=Codesta;17690372]Fuck her in the mouth![/QUOTE]
you could rip her open and make it a dead-mermaid-fuck. ^^.
The mermaid. She has nice tits.
Obviously the mermaid. Thread closed.
Mermaid, for pretty much all the reasons given.
well, if you chose B, you could rape it whenever you wanted, and it STILL has a mouth...kinda...this is actually kinda hard...I would have to say...A, I like boobs.
Mermaid
B. Just listen to it.
FWAP FWAP. :smug:
I would fuck B while looking at A.
A. I don't care if we can't do it. She can give me a blowjob.
Mermaid. It's not like I'd be able to keep a hard-on with a giant fish head staring me down.
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If you have seen the episode of Red Dwarf, you would get it
[QUOTE=spazthemax;17699827]Mermaid. It's not like I'd be able to keep a hard-on with a giant fish head staring me down.[/QUOTE]
You could cut the fish part off, eat it, and screw the lifeless pair of legs!
A. because I don't want to wake up looking at B. knowing I had sex with it
A, by far.
i kill the fish maid then cut off it bottom half and cut the fish part of the mermiad and create a human
I chose A
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