Post your funniest pick-up lines

[ForDaNords]

Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling for me

[dwt110]

*spill coffee all over yourself*
you know girl, you remind me of my cup of coffee. steaming hot and all over my lap.

[editline]20th November 2013[/editline]

also: How do you like your eggs, poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

[HazzaHardie]

Can I put my Skinny Pete in your Badger?

[Ryll]

We can light this fire between us
Come with me and touch my penis

[MazerRackham]

You, loudly:"Umm... Ten ton penguin! Killer whale! Overweight Eskimo"

Her: "What?"

You: "Just trying to break the ice."

[Trekintosh]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[fudge blood]

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;42928591]Can I put my Skinny Pete in your Badger?[/QUOTE]

oh my god

[Magic Scrumpy]

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;42929985]"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"[/QUOTE]

If there is no chloroform, yet she falls unconscious anyway, then she's the one for you.

[Orecios]

heyyo girl bring dem rabbit teetf nd suck this carrot

[Krinkels]

Ay gurl
damn you look fine
what is that, like 600 grit?
yeah, super fine

say
why don't we head to my garage
so you can rub against some wood for a minute

[Magic Scrumpy]

Hey, girl. Do you like dragons?
I sure hope you'll like it when I'm dragon these nuts across your face.

[Compent]

[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42932541]Hey, girl. Do you like dragons?
I sure hope you'll like it when I'm dragon these nuts across your face.[/QUOTE]

..oh

Can I borrow A kiss? I promise to give it back~

[Magic Scrumpy]

[img]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/This+happens+more+than+I+d+like+to+admit_58c1ea_4890089.png[/img]
This guy knows what he's doing.

[[Green]]

jesus fucking christ
the amount of emoticons

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE='[Green];42935348']jesus fucking christ
the amount of emoticons[/QUOTE]
It's a facebook conversation so it's forgivable

[Magic Scrumpy]

"^w^" should not qualify as a legal emoticon.

[fritzel]

^_^

[No_0ne]

[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42935614]"^w^" should not qualify as a legal emoticon.[/QUOTE]

the moment that sequence of characters are entered in a keyboard the police should be notified

[fritzel]

Let's fuck.

[343N]

Are you my little toe?
Cause I want to bang you on every piece of furniture

[bisousbisous]

U WANN SUM FUKK

[Teeteegone]

you n me baby ain't nothing but mammals so
let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

[343N]

Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this cocaine stew.
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna nail you

[Trekintosh]

Hey baby, are you a 2x4? Because I'm gonna nail you in a construction zone!

[ichiman94]

-"Have you seen my new girlfriend?"
-"No"
-"But she is standing in front of me."

It only works if she is in front of you.

Also:
"Hey nice girls!"
*the girls are looking at you*
"Not you!"

[KristoferKSR]

'Hello'

[WarRage]

'Wanna go out with me'

Worked three out of three times so far

[Gungar]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.

[3mpty]

My favourite one has to be:

'Girl you look like my first wife.'
'How many times have you married?'
'Never.'

But they have to respond correctly or the line doesn't work at all.

[SilverBullet]

Hello, excuse me, yes you. What do I have to do to your ass.
(shit actually works)