Yes, i know some of you out there are saying this is stupid but, on omegle when it comes to fucking with people,its pretty damn funny.
[URL="http://www.omegle.com/"]http://www.omegle.com/[/URL]
Oddly enough, this happened when i was on omegle.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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[B]You: Hello Stranger.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B]
Post Your Omegle Conversation that you think was pretty funny.
oh my god, that was so funny.
I pulled an "Abra used teleport!" flawlessly
I got like 20 people to do the CaramellDansen dance, and screen capped every single one.
Edit:
Picture of horrible attemps to dance
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/dance.jpg[/img_thumb]
Your username is uchiha and your avatar is shoop da whoop?
:frog:
[QUOTE=mzathemind;24230404]Your username is uchiha and your avatar is shoop da whoop?
:frog:[/QUOTE]
Stay Ontopic.
oh god oh god oh god
NO
[QUOTE=CrimsonFox;24230461]oh god oh god oh god
NO[/QUOTE]
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You: DON`T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PUSHING THE BUTTON
You: OH GOD NO
You: SHEED
You: DON`T
You: SHEED, I AM INSPECTOR VLADMOROV, MAY I SEE YOUR LICENSE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i did this once, it's long and idk if its funny or not, but i like it
2810 users online
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: hi
You: can u offer me some advice?
Stranger: yes
You: ive asked so many people on here and they just leave
You: and u please not do that to me?
Stranger: nono.....
Stranger: wait
You: i need u right now
You: im at a crossroads and time is ticking
Stranger: i'm korean
You: its okay
Stranger: so my english skill is fool
You: i love korea advice
You: well
Stranger: let me say slow
You: just try
You: ?
Stranger: tell me
You: ok so my grandma fell a while ago and she cant get up, but i really need the money shes gonna leave me in her will, she was being really loud with all her crying and stuff so i just put duct tape over her mouth, what should i do now?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: terrible
You: yea
Stranger: your grand ma
You: should i just let her sit there?
You: and wither away?
Stranger: put duck tape over her mouth
You: yes
You: she was loud
You: and i didnt like that
Stranger: .....
Stranger: how old are you
You: 37
Stranger: ......
Stranger: oh my got
You: please help me out man
Stranger: in korea
You: i know that
Stranger: we import courtesy
You: shes bleeding from the head a lot
You: im running out of time
You: like should i call someone?
Stranger: yes
You: or just let it happen and take the money?
Stranger: i think you should
You: i need the money really bad
Stranger: .......
You: im in a tight spot
Stranger: l think
Stranger: you need to part job
You: i have a job
You: i give handjobs under the bridge for $5
Stranger: ...... you need money now?
You: well this is a good time to get it
You: wen shes gone i get basically everything of hers
You: shes on the floor right now
You: i can hear her muffled screams of anguish
Stranger: plz...... save her....
Stranger: why you happen that?
You: she slipped on the freshly mopped floor
Stranger: oh soorry..... frankly speeking .... i don't understnad i understand a little ㅜㅜㅜ
Stranger: i have pool grammer and conversation skill.....
You: well all you need to know is shes on the ground bleeding alot and im her only hope
You: but she could be the key to getting out of debt
You: for me
Stranger: ...... ah
Stranger: ok i understand
Stranger: um.... do you ask her?
You: should i save her?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you save her
You: she has duct tape over her mouth, she cant talk
Stranger: you must
Stranger: plz
Stranger: let's stop
Stranger: you have 37
Stranger: old
Stranger: if she die
Stranger: you will go to jail
You: WHAT?!
You: why will i go to jail?
You: i didnt push her
Stranger: you kill her
You: she just fell
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ..........
You: i didnt kill her D:
Stranger: ok;;;;;;
You: im just not saving her right now
Stranger: i miss
Stranger: i missunderstand
You: its ok
Stranger: you must call 911
Stranger: and
Stranger: you should save her
You: we dont have any phones
Stranger: oh no.....
Stranger: where are you
You: we live on a farm
Stranger: ......oh terrible.....
You: and my grandpa has the only car, hes out on the town
Stranger: you have licence?
You: yes
Stranger: do you have?
Stranger: then
Stranger: you take car
You: the car isnt here
Stranger: .......
Stranger: oh......
You: my grandpa has it
Stranger: do you know
Stranger: internet phone?
Stranger: how about you use it
You: i dont have a mic
Stranger: oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: no.....
You: !!!!
Stranger: ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
You: I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL!
Stranger: .........
Stranger: do you have
Stranger: neighbor?
Stranger: neighborhood;
You: no the closest neighbour is two miles down the road
Stranger: ........
You: we live on a farm
Stranger: ;;;
Stranger: umum.......
Stranger: ah!!!!
You: should i make a run for it?
Stranger: do you have cell phone?
Stranger: no?
You: no phones
You: if i get out now, it will give me enough time to get out of the country
Stranger: do you know that internet text message free
Stranger: oh my fool grammer
Stranger: TT
You: come on man
Stranger: text message.....
Stranger: you use internet
You: i dont believe in text messages
You: especially over the internet
You: if i do that im gonna go straight to hell
Stranger: do you know some people you asked help people?
You: thats worse than jail you know
Stranger: who have cell phone
Stranger: if you know ...............it................. i would send text massage.....
You: i dont have a cell phone
Stranger: oh nono
Stranger: i have
Stranger: so I SEND
You: idk
You: i have to ask my pastor
You: if text messaging through people counts as a sin
You: OMG
You: SHE WALKING
Stranger: .......
You: she has a knife in her hand and is coming towards me yelling soemthing about me not helping her
You: i think i gotta go take care of soemthing
You: shes very angry and delusional
You: i locked the door
Stranger: .....;;
You: but shes stabbing the knife through it
You: iafjaoiusegh
You: gah
You: im scared
Stranger: do you think she crazy now?
You: she hit her head pretty hard
You: what if shes like a zombie or something?!
Stranger: ......
Stranger: oh ......i think...... she crazy.......
You: shes about to break the lock on the door
You: i dont have anything to defend myself
Stranger: .......oh my got
You: i cant jump out the window
You: holy shit
Stranger: why
Stranger: jump out the window
You: in on the third story
You: and its straight down
Stranger: .....
You: i dont want my grandma to be a zombie D:
You: omg
Stranger: ...................
Stranger: orz.......
Stranger: OTL.......
You: OTL?
Stranger: frustrate
Stranger: image
You: its okay youre korean
Stranger: OTL.....
Stranger: T - t
Stranger: T - T
Stranger: you will die
You: shes saying such angry things
Stranger: T _ T
You: and her voice is so deep
You: I DONT WANNA DIE!
Stranger: Bye.....
You: why didnt i just kill her when i ha the chance
You: MUDKIPS!@
You: I LOVE YOU MUDKIPS!
You: DESU
You: DESU
You: DESU
You: DESU
You: DESU
You: DESU
You: DESU
You: DESU
Stranger: ;;;;
You: DESU
Stranger: desu?
You: DESU
You: DESU
Stranger: i don;t understand ..... DESU
You: HOLY FUCKINH MOTHER OF GOD SHES COMIGN THROUGH THE DOOR NOW!
You have disconnected.
My Friend Decided to take a Rhyme Approach,
(he doesnt have a FP account so im posting it here for him.)
You: I ate a chimp
Stranger: You might get aids that way.
You: He was a Pimp.
You: His right leg was limp.
Stranger: Oh, it rhymes. How creative.
You: I can`t think of another rhyme, Im out of time!
Stranger: Maybe you should just mime?
You: With a hint of lime.
You: A nice tourist just gave me a dime!
Stranger: Ah hah! A hint about where in the world you're from.
You: Oh no! My secret revealed!
Stranger: Someplace a dime still has value... apparently not America!
You: Ah, my location has the stranger appealed
Stranger: Only a little.
Stranger: I can totally live without ever knowing.
You: A hint I will give,
Stranger: But exact gps coordinates would be fantastic.
You: But wait, you`ll live.
Stranger: Ah, the canterbury tales continue.
You: The ground, usually in snow, but still, I bet you don`t know.
Stranger: I have a guessada.
Stranger: Could it be Canada?
You: You are correct.
Stranger: Did you bet your dime?
You: And now i must shit, cya soon.
You: ello
Stranger: hi
*I take off my balaclava and put my gas mask and gloves on*
Stranger: y r u wearing a mask?
You: because
You: theres a chemical leak here
You: very dangerous
Stranger: lol.. be careful
You: i will
You: but the local dogs always go nuts
You: so i have my weapons with me and the doors and windows boarded up
Stranger: the dogs must have been infected by the chemicals
You: Yes it happens when they inhale the fumes
Stranger: how r u sure ur not infected as well?
You: The humans in our village rarely get infecte when the chemicals are spilled
Stranger: then y were mask?
Stranger: wear*
*My brother needs to put something in my room but isn't wearing a mask, so I tell him to make the lights flicker off, put it in my room, then leave and put the lights back on.*
You: hold on
You: power troubles
Stranger: woah..
You: it is all well
You: to answer your question earlier
You: we wear the masks because the fumes will leak in through the doors and windows
You: but we are warned early enough to put them on before they have any effect on our breathing system
You: Its a bit scary the first few times it happens
You: but then you get used to it
Stranger: how r u going to eat then?
You: we seal the food in air tight packaging
You: usually the chemicals will be cleaned up in a few hours
You: so we can go a few hours with no food
Stranger: how terrible..
You: It happens rarely though
You: not too much of a problem
Stranger: what's the chemical's effect on humans?
You: Trouble breathing, then hallucinations
You: eventually death if they do not leave the area or wear a mask
Stranger: why do stay there?
You: Good business
You: We do work that others can't
You: because we can live in these conditions
*I put my machete in its sheathe*
Stranger: what r the sharp weapons for?
You: sometimes the dogs will try getting into houses
You: and sometimes gangs will rob houses and shops
You: while there is a spill
Stranger: creepy
You: I have not come across any gangs
You: there was a dog walking in the street howling a few weeks ago
Stranger: its like in movies.. i wonder if ur just playing up on me.. lol
You: Yes it is kind of like the movies
You: almost like a zombie movie
Stranger: haha.. true..
You: but no, it is not that bad
You: i have told a few other people about it and they think i am crazy for living here
Stranger: maybe a little..
You: Well yes you may be right
You: but once you get used to it...its not so bad
Stranger: u must hav been affected.. u just dont realize.. Razz
You: maybe but i see the doctor whenever there is a spill
You: the doctors here make lots of money
Stranger: wer r u from btw?
You: south west russia
Stranger: well then.. how long has the chemical leak been happening?
You: this one? or all of them?
Stranger: lol.. so there's plenty of them?
You: there have been 4 this year
You: they come from a nearby factory
Stranger: will it ever stop?
You: They are fixing it
You: well they say that
You: i hope they will fix it
Stranger: y dont they just close the factory?
You: it makes a lot of money, they will never close it
You: they are greedy people
*My dog jumps up on the bed behind me, his name is Cooper*
Stranger: hey.. there's a cute a dog behind u..
You: yes his name is Snarf
Stranger: his not affected by chemicals?
You: he did get a little bit sick last year
You: but we took him to animal docotr and he helped him
Stranger: poor Snarf.. Sadface
*I nearly piss myself laughing*
You: we need to buy a mask for h im but we can not find a store with mask the right size
Stranger: so what do u do to protect him when there's a leak?
You: we keep him in this area of the house where it is the most safe
You: we seal the door with all we can find
You: tape, glue, and anything
You: it seems to work for now, but i wish he had a mask
Stranger: yeah..
Stranger: or better if the leaks would stop..
You: yes...my friends and i would like to destrrory that factory.....but that will make things worse
You: more chemicals all over town from destruction
Stranger: dont do unnecessary actions..
You: Yes that is what i must tell myself
You: i have so much anger ...but i must keep my family safe
Stranger: so u have children and a wife? or u mean parents and siblings?
You: no i have no children yet
You: i have my mother, father, and brother
You: and snarf
Stranger: u all wear mask?
You: yes
You: but not snarf
Stranger: yeah.. i can see
You: i will search again for a mask after the spill
You: my friend tells me of a store to the north that sells ones that will fit snarf
Stranger: i hope u'll find one soon
You: thankyou my friend
Stranger: how long do u need to wait b4 the spills stop?
You: maybe 30 minute
You: on the television news they say it will be cleaned soon
Stranger: well then.. just be careful ok..
You: yes i will
Stranger: nice talkin to u.. bye bye
You: goodbye
You: stay safe
You: and thankyou for your concern
Stranger: thank u too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]04:40PM[/editline]
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[quote=fosty99;24230756]you: Ello
[editline]04:40pm[/editline]
[img]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4673/ghostisx.jpg[/img][/quote]
That My Friend, is Incredibly Clever. Cookie for you.
oh god the chatlogs...[highlight]they're everywhere![/highlight]
[QUOTE=CrimsonFox;24230839]oh god the chatlogs...[highlight]they're everywhere![/highlight][/QUOTE]
This is only the Beginning. ;)
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hey sexy
Stranger: hi
You: how you feeling tonight
Stranger: horny
You: me too
Stranger: cool
You: we should totally have sex
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ?
You: who cares
Stranger: me
You: aww but why
Stranger: cus
You: well im bisexual so I dont care
Stranger: if ur a girl thats cool
You: what's wrong with male bisexuals?
Stranger: its called gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I'm not really bi, but this dude was a fucking douche
My friend managed to pull off a half hour conversation a as a 16 year old prostitute who needed money for school tuition/books. Apparently this guy lived in the same general area as us and wanted to meet this 16 year old outside a nearby sports stadium. We said yes, he asked for a phone number, we gave him a phone number that rickrolls the dialer, then disconnected.
This happened at a LAN party I was hosting (at around 2 or 3 AM, the whole organization falls apart and we start doing random shit like omegle or one or two people hop on a TF2 server). I may have a copy of the chat log, but I know my friend does and I could as him for it if you guys really want to read it.
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: how're you?
You: awesome
Stranger: Thaat's freaking amazing
Stranger: That's*
You: Your Freaking amazing.
Stranger: No, you're freaking amazing
You: NO! YOUR FREAKING AMAZING!
Stranger: WHOAH! DOUBLE RAINBOW! THAT'S FREAKING AMAZING!
You: OMGAH DOUBLE RAINBOW WHERE!? ITS FREAKING AMAZING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:smug:
Stranger: Let’s mock the minorities of the world
You: Let’s, old boy.
Stranger: My good sir, I ask you. How do you babysit a black child?
You: I do not know, tell me, how do you babysit a black child?
Stranger: Simple. Attach velcrow to the ceiling and give the niglet a trampoline.
You: Oh what jolly good fun.
You: I ask you, do you know how to save a black man from drowning?
You: Yes or no question.
Stranger: No.
You: GOOD.
Stranger: I ask of you this.
Stranger: What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
You: Oh tell me tell me.
Stranger: A pilot.
Stranger: You racist.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Decent fellow that old boy was.
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: Start prayen boy.
You: *Reloads gun*
Stranger: yes
You: Why should I not blow the dumb look right off your face?
Stranger: no
Stranger: land
You: *Pulls out wrench
You: Spy!
Stranger: rured\\
You: *Pulls out shotgun*
You: Start praying boy!
Stranger: m or r
You: What?
You: Boy?
You: Ill blow your face back to texas
Stranger: no
You: Yes
You: FUCK YOU
Posing as a girl for lolz:
You: Hello
Stranger: wats up
You: Nothing
Stranger: asl
You: What?
Stranger: r u a guy or girl and how old r u
You: Girl
You: 17
Stranger: im a guy 16 almost 17
You: Good for you.
Stranger: so wat r u like
Stranger: thanx
You: I like playing video games.
You: Like Team fortress 2....
You: Counter Strike...
Stranger: really awsome
You: Just Cause 2.
Stranger: nice i play guitar
You: Cool
Stranger: yups so wat do u look like
You: *Backs a few feet away*
You: What?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i dont want to freek u out
Stranger: sorry for asking
You: Okay then...
Stranger: yea
Stranger: is there any thing u want to know about me
You: No.....
Stranger: o ok then do u want me to leav
You: I never said that
You: But i'm a boy
You: I just beated your ass you stupid faggot
You: :D
Other Funny:
Stranger: hi...horny guy here....I want a girl to watch me cum on cam
on skype or msn or QQ.....I just wanna see her face....
You: HOLY FUCK
You: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;24232449]
Other Funny:
Stranger: hi...horny guy here....I want a girl to watch me cum on cam
on skype or msn or QQ.....I just wanna see her face....
You: HOLY FUCK
You: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
:fappery:
You: DONT MASTURBATE.
Stranger: why not
Stranger: i will do as i will
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE A NAZI.
You: NO YOU SHALL NOT.
Stranger: no i am hitler
You: OLD BEAN.
You: WELL I DO SAY.
You: PIP PIP
You: DOODLY DO
Stranger: stop shouting its not like i am deaf
You: SIR, I'M NOT SHOUTING I AM TYPING OLD BEAN.
Stranger: learn how to type with the caps button off
You: SIR, I HAVE HALF THE MIND TO GET INTO MY PJS AND HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT WITH YOU.
Stranger: well m'am do it
You: YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
Stranger: guess you only have half a mind anyways
You: YOU SIR, ARE AN IDIOT.
Stranger: not as bad as you are
You: DUR HUR HUR
You: YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
Stranger: i know
You: GET YOUR PENIS OUTA YOUR RIGHT HAND AND TYPE FASTER.
Stranger: i got to go
Stranger: and do other things faster
You: LIKE WHAT?
You: MASTURBATE?
You: DUR HUR
Stranger: am not desperado like the half minded stranger
[editline]05:11PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: WANNA SEE A NAKED MAN ON CAM?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
every time :(
Ask people what would happen if you dropped a pen on the moon, laugh at their stupid answers
this is what happened.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: HELLO OLD BEAN
Stranger: hi
You: what would happen if you dropped a pen on the moon
Stranger: it float
Stranger: will it?
You: YOU TELL ME.
Stranger: i think it will float
Stranger: no gas there
You: HOW SO, PIP PIP DOODLY DO.
You: YOU SIR, ARE A POOPHEAD.
Stranger: what
You: YOU'RE A BIG DODOHEAD.
You: K?
Stranger: ??
You: SIR, I'MA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PULL OVER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I went on Video, dont go on Video.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with Albert Wesker]
You: Uroboros
You: Will be released into the atmosphere
You: Ensuring COMPLETE
You: GLOBAL
You: MASTURBATION
Stranger: who is albert wesker?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I'M GONNA RAPE YOU I CAN SEE YOU FROM HERE
You: YOU ARE SO HOT
Stranger: Okay
You: IT TURNS ME ON
Stranger: Come get me
You: I'M LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH YOUR WINDOW
Stranger: Its not rape if i want it
You: I JUST CLIMBED IN ONE OF THE WINDOWS OF YOUR HOUSE
Stranger: Ill open it for you
You: NO NEED, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Stranger: No your not
You: YOU'RE RIGHT, AFTER YOU TURNED AROUND, I'M NOW IN FRONT OF YOU
Stranger: Well get ontop of me then
Stranger: Rape me
Stranger: I want your dick in my pussy
You: Sorry, I'm only into couches. I was speaking to your couch. I will be taking it with me. Good day, madame.
_██_
(ಠ_ృ)
You have disconnected. [/QUOTE]
Saved this one from long ago
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey u
You: Hey
Stranger: been a while
You: It has
Stranger: u get that thing done?
You: Yup, were do you want it?
Stranger: where?
You: ya, Where do you want it?
Stranger: and whats that?
You: The "thing". Where do you want it?
Stranger: well did u finish it?
You: It is done.
Stranger: that must've taken u a while
You: It did. It was hard to get all the pieces
Stranger: does it hurt?
Stranger: it sounded serious
You: Wasn't that bad.
You: Now where do you want it? The truck driver gets payed by the minute.
Stranger: what did u put it together with?
Stranger: its not for me dude
You: The normal stuff. You know, from Louie.
You: The where does it go?
Stranger: its yours man
Stranger: u find somewhere to put it
You: I was told it was for you.
Stranger: really?
You: Yea. Frankie even said so
Stranger: tell frankie i want my money
Stranger: or hes gonna get it
You: Ok. But what am I supposed to do with that?
Stranger: do what everyone else does with theirs
Stranger: crazy question
You: But I have no need for it, and look at the thing. Its huge. Took us an hour to get it in the truck
Stranger: are u serious? u went about it all wrong
You: Hey. I was gonna make it normal but Paulie was all "Now, he wants it bigger. Much, much bigger"
Stranger: tell paulie i want my money
Stranger: or hes gonna get it
You: Oh right. He gave it to me. Here.
Stranger: here?
Stranger: where?
You: In the truck.
Stranger: tell me something. why would u need a truck ?
Stranger: they eat a lot of gas
Stranger: this economy is crazy for a truck
You: Have you seen the thing? Paulie made me build it so big that nothing smaller would hold it.
Stranger: you know what i don't get?
You: What's that?
Stranger: why do u take orders from the little guys
Stranger: paulie used to lick my shoes to keep them clean
Stranger: now hes tellin u how big he wants this 'thing'?
You: Because those little guys now have big wallets.
Stranger: they're goin over ur head kid.
You: Ok, listion. You want this or not?
Stranger: ur on the right track but the wrong train
Stranger: u know what? yeah i do
You: Ok, Where do I put it?
Stranger: have paulie and frankie send it over....along with my money
You: Man, its in the truck.
Stranger: the money? not frankies
Stranger: u gotta go get it now
You: Ok ok. I'll go get it. See you later
Stranger: i want all of the money or im leaving u accountable for everything
Stranger: yeah u
Stranger: u wanna be a middle guy? well, u got it
You: Great. I'll be back in 10
Stranger: i gotta take a shit
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Not funny but it made me feel good that I made someone's night.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I'm sleepy. Can you please tell me a story?
You: Ok
You: Once upon a time there was an ugly barnicle
You: he was so ugly everone died
You: the end
Stranger: Ha! I love that episode XD
Stranger: Thank you for making my night better :D
You: Your welcome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[code]
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 9001/jesus/NK
Stranger: Pewter City/901/Kanto
You: Hows your Pickachu doing?
Stranger: Oh he's doing good,
You: Thats cool
Stranger: thx
You: And the others?
Stranger: oh the others I ditched them
You: Good idea
You: Fuckin Pickachu is all you need to kick some ass
Stranger: I realized Pikachu was the only reliable one
Stranger: ya
You: So what level is he at now?
You: Like, 99999999?
Stranger: around that. we dont really keep track
You: I see
Stranger: yep
You: So he is pretty fucking badass
You: And how many badges do you have? Like, every one ever to exist and then some?
Stranger: yeah Theyre trying to make new badges
You: But fucking Pickachu rapes them and steals them before they put them into commission, right?
You: The first "them" being the people making the badges
You: The second "them" being the badges themselves
Stranger: yeah
You: And what about those asshole fuckers Team Rocket?
You: Did you kill them yet?
Stranger: oh I bleww them into orbit. they're somewhere by saturn i think
You: Niiiice
Stranger: yeah.
You: So what do you do since nothing in existance can beat you?
You: Did you take over the world and usher in a new world order yet? Did you impregnate every attractive woman in existance?
Stranger: I just go around the country challenging people and betting all their money that they cant beat me
You: That works too
Stranger: oh the second you know I did
You: Nice, nice
You: Glad to see your still fucking shit up
Stranger: yep
You: You must have so much damn money you can't even count it
Stranger: Oh yeah all of that stuff is in my mansion now
You: I'm suprised you didn't buy your own Island yet
Stranger: Nah I like to be in big areas, ya know? so that more people would know my name and fear me
You: I see, good plan
Stranger: you know it
You: Ever heard of Gordon Freeman? He is the most badass motherfucker ever
You: I challenge you to a battle
You: Gordon Freeman
You: versus your Pickachu
Stranger: Ok, bring it
You: Just so you know
You: Gordon Freeman saved the world
You: twice
You: He killed countless alien invaders
Stranger: Pikachu killed Professor Oak
Stranger: twice
You: Got shot god knows how many fucking times
You: Is a theoretical physascist
You: physiscist*
Stranger: He's been attacked countless times
Stranger: and almost beheaded
You: Has an ultra protective full body suit
You: Destroyed the most powerful alien race in the universe, the Combine
Stranger: Pikachu has a super lightning attack that can destroy a whole village if he wants
You: And only needs a mother fucking crowbar
Stranger: city
You: Well
Stranger: Pikachu can kill you
You: By the looks of it
You: We might have a stalemate here
Stranger: yep
You: But don't make me call in my backup...
You: He will fuck your shit and eat it too
You: DUKE
You: NUKEM
Stranger: PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Damn straight
Stranger: he rocks
You: With Duke Nukem and Gordon Freeman combines
You: combined*
You: Nothing can defeat me
Stranger: Pikachu can kill you and rip you and gordon/duke to shreds
You: Pshaw
You: You've never seen Duke in action
You: Nor Gordon for that matter
Stranger: youve never seen PIKAchu to shreds
You: We shall see....
Stranger: yeah
You: GORDON, USE YOUR CROWBAR ATTACK
You: DUKE, USE AMUZING ONE LINER TAUNT
Stranger: PIKACHU!!! USE WOLT TACKLE!
Stranger: VOLT*
You: DIRECT HIT ON GORDON
Stranger: PIKACHU!! USE CHOMP!
You: BUT HIS SUIT ABSORBED MUCH OF THE DAMAGE
You: DUKE
Stranger: USE BITE!
You: USE NUKEM ATTACK
You: GORDON
You: USE MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR
Stranger: USE OVERGROW!!!!!
You: GORDON, USE GRENADE
Stranger: *Pikachu grows 5 times his size*
You: DUKE, USE FUCKSHITUP
Stranger: PIKACHU!! USE MEGAPUNCH!
You: *Gordon takes out his Rocket Launcher*
You: ITS SHOWTIME
You: DODGE GORDON
Stranger: USE SWALLOW!
Stranger: KILL!
You: BUT IT FAILED
Stranger: FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!
You: DUKE'
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: USE BABE MAGNET
Stranger: what the
Stranger: USE USAGE!
You: *A horde of horny women start seducing Pickachu*
Stranger: WHAT THE!?!?!?!
You: HAHAAAHAHHAHA
Stranger: USE ICE CREAM AVALANCH!
You: GORDON
You: SHOOT YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER
You: AIM FOR THE EYES
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: DUKE
You: USE YOUR FREEZE RAY
You: GORDON, DUKE
Stranger: PIKACHU!! USE SHIELD!
You: ULTRA MOTHERFUCKING FUCK ALL TO HELL COMBO ATTACK
Stranger: USE STERIOD MUSHROOM!
Stranger: FIRE FLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ONE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *Duke grabs Gordon, throws him onto Pickachu, and stabs Pickachu in the eyes with his crowbar of holy epicness*
Stranger: 1 up1up1up1up1up1u1p1up1up1up1up1up
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
You: GORDON
You: DUKE
Stranger: PIKACHU!!!!!!!
You: HE HAS CHEATS
You: RUN
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: HE HAS CHEAT CODES
You: RUUNNNNNNNN
Stranger: BYE BYE SUCKERS!!!!!!
You: *JUST THEN, A MYSTERIOUS MAN APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE*
Stranger: what the heck
You: *HE SAYS NOTHING
You: JUST STANDS THERE'
You: *AFTER A MOMENT, HE GOES ON A RAMPAGE AND KILLS 25 HELPLESS CIVILIANS*
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: NOT THE CIVILIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *HE CALLS IN A CHOPPER FOR EVAC, AND THEN....*
Stranger: *Boom*!
You: *TACTICAL NUKE UNCOMING*
You: INCOMING*
You: ITS OVER!
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
Stranger: Run!
You: GORDON, DUKE, AND THE MYSTERIOUS MAN GET IN THE CHOPPER
You: AND FLY AWAY TO SAFTEU
You: SAFTEY*
You: 4
Stranger: HEY!!!!
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: DONT LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU GUYS STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: Goodbye
Stranger: cruel, world
You: Duke, in the chopper, rips off his shirt and screams "HAIL TO THE KING, BABY"
You: Gordon does what he always does
You: Stands there silently after fucking shit up
Stranger: Pikachu:Pika.. I.. Kill you..... Pika.... *takes final breath*
You: The mysterious man dissapears, leaving behind a slip of paper reading
You: "Courtsey of Ramirez, we are Oscar Mike"
You: BUT LITTLE DID WE KNOW
You: OUR CUNNING OPPONENT HAD LATCHED ONTO THE CHOPPERS SKIDS
Stranger: goodbye
You: TO BE CONTINUED?!?!
Stranger: maybe...
You: Its been fun talking to you
Stranger: yeah
You: Let that be a warning
You: We will fuck your shit and not give a damn about civilians
You: Who all just got vaporized
Stranger: bye bye
You: bye[/code]
Long story short, stranger has a Pickachu level 999999 and kills everything. I challenge him to a battle, I use my Duke Nukem and Gordon Freeman. Ramirez then makes a sudden appearance, kills 25 civilians, and tactical nukes the shit out of everything while we get away in a chopper.
Oh, and I said my age was 9001, my gender was Jesus, and I lived in North Korea.
[CODE]Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: for what?
Stranger: for fun
Stranger: humour me
You: 74/M+F/China
Stranger: cool
You: yeh
Stranger: 69/ / artic circle
You: niice
Stranger: yeah
You: I hear it is chilly up there
Stranger: it gets cold
You: LOL
You: yeh
Stranger: yeah
You: are you human?
Stranger: no\
Stranger: i am not hooman
You: I am a freaking T-Rex named Kingston
You: you>
Stranger: a fish
You: cool
Stranger: named Mike Hunt
You: Even better
You: no gender?
Stranger: nope
You: dang
Stranger: but i have a dildo
You: Great
You: You fight crime with it?
Stranger: yes
You: I see
Stranger: its very effective
You: Arch nemesis?
You: You have one?
You: no?
You: Yes?
Stranger: no, i raped him/her
Stranger: and he died
You: Good one
You: I just fly around and explode whenever I feel like it
You: It is fun
Stranger: cool
You: Yeh
Stranger: i do tht too
You: damn man
Stranger: yeah
You: You should come over to my crib sometime
You: Me and Snoop Dogg are real tight
You: knowhatimsayin?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i got 50 cent
Stranger: yah mate
You: nice
You: he any good?
Stranger: yeah, rapes the shit out of anything
You: Amasing
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 2 at once
You: Me and Snoop are currently working on a machine that can turn fried bread dough into George W. Bush
Stranger: awsum
You: You?
Stranger: we are working on something
You: Top Secret?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nah, just kidding
Stranger: its epic
Stranger: we fuck the matchine and then we get 5 cents
You: Holy crap
Stranger: yeah
You: Why Didn't we think of that?!
Stranger: idk
You: Godang genious
Stranger: thx
Stranger: fried bread into bush?
You: yeah
Stranger: we tried that with Bin Laden
Stranger: didnt work
You: Silly
You: He has the wrong DNA
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i know
Stranger: instead we got oprah
You: but one Bush did loads of damage to the US. Just think of the posiblitys of having 1000 of him!!
Stranger: wow!
You: We could pop the world in one swing
Stranger: i should try hitler
You: New world order
You: make zombie HItler?
Stranger: yeah
You: briliant
Stranger: then get 50c to rape him
You: thinking like a pro
Stranger: and create 2 hitlers
You: You and I think alike...
Stranger: and they both look like paris hilton
Stranger: yeah
You: If I ever find you in the arctic circle I will most deffinately marry you
Stranger: awsum
You: Than we can dominate the WORLD!!!!! And half of Jupiter
Stranger: why half?
Stranger: we need the whole thing
You: good point...
Stranger: yeah
You: lemme fix my plans
Stranger: cool
Stranger: then we can dominate pluto
Stranger: and the sun
Stranger: O_o
You: We can get Dr.Dre to grab his pot rocket to fly up there and grab Jupiter, and throw it into Pluto, which that will knock both of them into the sun!
Stranger: woah
Stranger: thats brilliant
You: Than name it Plupitun
Stranger: awsum
You: that way we can spend less time taking all of them over
Stranger: true
You: more bang for our buck
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: or do you want to take this one?
You: hmm
Stranger: u want me to fuck that?
You: Yes
You: please do
Stranger: what about neptune?
You: we will turn neptune into a cheese vendor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/CODE]
[CODE]You: You wake up on a dirt path and you have the choice to go either left or right, what path will you take?
Stranger: neither I go backwards
You: As you fall into oblivion you knotice that you fail at chosing pathes
You: what will you do now?
Stranger: use my jetpack to fly back up
You: Good call, you just saved yourselve from a life of nothingness, what will you do next?
Stranger: go eat...I'm starving by now
You: What will you eat? There is a Burger king in the distance, and an apple tree near
Stranger: well I don't wanna disturb nature so I'll probably eat some bk
You: What will you order then, sir?
Stranger: angus burger and a medium dr. pepper
You: "Coming right up" said the oddly peculair african american behind the counter
You: "Here you go sir"
You: what next?
Stranger: I say thanks kind worker and hand him the money tthe order costs
You: "You are the chosen one you know, man" he blurts out
Stranger: I say what is my quest?
You: "You gotta get that golden desert eagle I put in your burger, and busta cap in peoples asses." he replys smugly
Stranger: i say thanks for the offer but these people did me know harm
You: "Aight mahn, have a good day." he mumbles to himself
You: You have the choice of eating inside or outside
You: what will you do?
Stranger: outside because it's a nice summer day
You: As you take a seat on one of the benches you start to enjoy your wonderfull meal, you have great taste in food because that meal has granted you the ability to have 3 wishes
You: what will you wish?
Stranger: I would wish for my dream car
Stranger: good health for my family
Stranger: and
Stranger: the iconic peace wish but sucha good one
Stranger: peace on earth
You: You then realize that once your wishes came true the plot of this story came to an end.
You: Good show if I do say myself. I am surprized you went along with this lame idea
Stranger: ithought it was fun
You: thanks :P
You: well I gotta get some sleep
Stranger: haha
Stranger: same it's 2 am wear I am
You: yea
You: you think I should try this more often?
Stranger: night that's good
Stranger: and yes u do
You: :)
You: anyhow thanks for being a good (creative) sport
Stranger: thanks for the good story line
You: lol
You: later
You have disconnected.[/CODE]
I just love to mess around on that site.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey asl?
You: DICK OR VAGINA?
You: TELL ME
Stranger: i have a dick
You: Causes of nasal obstruction - enlarged inferior turbinates
Large, swollen inferior turbinates also can cause nasal blockage. There are various reasons for enlargement:
Allergies
Environmental irritants
Minor yet persistent sinus inflammation
Aging process
Congenital anatomical deviations (something you were born with)
Pregnancy or other hormonal changes
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Most of the time, enlarged inferior turbinates are the result of allergies, irritating environmental exposure (such as cigarette or cigar smoke), or some minor, persistent inflammation within the sinuses. In addition, the aging process can cause the turbinates to thicken gradually, which narrows your nasal air passages.
Congenital deviations in anatomy, which can include a deviated septum, are also a cause of enlarged inferior turbinates. Turbinates tend to be smaller on the side of the septal deviation and larger on the side opposite from the deviation.
This makes sense when you understand that the body often tries to compensate for anatomic differences. When your septum deviates into one side of your nasal cavity, it takes up more space and your body adjusts by making the turbinates smaller on that side.
In the other half of your nasal cavity, there is more available space and thus the turbinates there are larger. The septal deviation, enlarged turbinate, or both may contribute to an obstructed nose.
Hormonal changes involving the female hormone progesterone can contribute to nasal congestion and enlarged turbinates in women. These can include hormonal changes related to pregnancy, hormone replacement therapy, hormone-based birth control methods, etc. If there are no other obvious causes for your nasal congestion, switching to an alternate form of contraception may alleviate the problem.
In the case of allergy- or irritant-related enlargement, medical treatment of the underlying cause may reduce turbinate swelling and solve the problem. Long-term, chronic swelling can become irreversible and unresponsive to medical therapy. If so, turbinate reduction surgery and, possibly, a septoplasty may be required.
You: THIS IS A DISEASE IN YOUR DICK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]11:23PM[/editline]
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You: Shut up faggot.
You: And listen\
Stranger: i'm a girl
Stranger: -.-
You: At exactly 12:00 AM tomorrow, I will be dropping a package off at Heathrow airport.
You: You had better start informing your family.
You: Or things could get... Hot.
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