This is serious question thread.
I got blowjob from somewhat loose woman today. I was too high to care about condom.
I had clean shaved 5 hours before sex. I might have had some cuts on my member.
I unloaded into her mouth. Then she proceeded to clean my dick off with some wet wipes.
What is chance of me getting STD? Is it very likely? How likely do you think it is on scale of 1 to 10?
Serious answers please, thanks.
you were a-ok until the wet wipes part
you've probably got herpies now
Should I take some kind of antibiotic to be safe?
the alcohol from the wet wipes has probably already mutated the std cells tbh
No, because what if it's a virus?
Blasting your entire crotch area with boiling water is the only way to be sure.
but nah if she seemed clean then you're probably alright, obviously you'll know for sure the next time you pee and it feels like squeezing white hot blades out of your penis
nah im just fucking around, you'll probably be fine as long as she was clean
:wtc:
Go see a doctor or something
why did you need to shave your penis?
It's like 8.5 to 9 on the scale now. In all likely hood you've got them herps, boy.
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Jk you have blowjob cancer.
[QUOTE=Autumn;41905776]why did you need to shave your penis?[/QUOTE]
It was getting kinda bushy down there.
your penis was hairy? i think you need to go see a doctor regardless...
[QUOTE=Cabbage;41905771]No, because what if it's a virus?
Blasting your entire crotch area with boiling water is the only way to be sure.
but nah if she seemed clean then you're probably alright, obviously you'll know for sure the next time you pee and it feels like squeezing white hot blades out of your penis[/QUOTE]
She had clean hair. I don't know about rest since I was too high to notice. I also have myopia so I can't really tell unless I sniff it.
well you should have a few days before phallic necrosis sets in, at least, so enjoy what you have while you can
you fool, don't you know the hair is the penis' last line of defense
god help your poor soul
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also you do know that the only way you'll get an STD is if she already has one, right
[QUOTE=Doomish;41905857]you fool, don't you know the hair is the penis' last line of defense
god help your poor soul
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also you do know that the only way you'll get an STD is if she already has one, right[/QUOTE]
She might have had numerous. She told me she was healthy but you never know. My fingers smell of her hair now and it doesn't smell bad.
[QUOTE=Reader;41905914]She might have had numerous. She told me she was healthy but you never know. My fingers smell of her hair now and it doesn't smell bad.[/QUOTE]
Well, you can't catch anything that she doesn't already have, so.. that limits the possibilities. Ask?
[QUOTE=Reader;41905914]She might have had numerous. She told me she was healthy but you never know. My fingers smell of her hair now and it doesn't smell bad.[/QUOTE]
You can smell her hair?
Oh man prepare for some really bad herpies.
That was pretty nice of her to wipe your dick down.
Well I phoned that bitch and she is telling me that she is healthy. But her word is as credible as Facepunch medical advice.
[QUOTE=Reader;41906023]Well I phoned that bitch and she is telling me that she is healthy. But her word is as[B] credible as Facepunch medical advice[/B].[/QUOTE]
This was your first mistake.
Dip your genitals into a bleach and ammonia mix. Doing this within the first 48 hours should kill most infections.
[QUOTE=Auto Taco;41906061]This was your first mistake.[/QUOTE]
I thought starting and ending post with word "serious" would help but I was naive and young.
bathe in acid to make sure
That depends, how much did you pay her?
[QUOTE=Dr.C;41906141]That depends, how much did you pay her?[/QUOTE]
It was free. She also had some white shit on her nose which I suspected to be cocaine and licked it off.
What's an STD?
I've never had sex before.
what do?
Needless to say it numbed my tongue.
Was her name Kim? That bitch...
[QUOTE=Chubbles;41906206]Was her name Kim? That bitch...[/QUOTE]
im telling
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;41906129]bathe in acid to make sure[/QUOTE]
I do that on regular basis if your acid is same as my acid.
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