What are the great and deep things you all think about while sitting on the crapper?
Brb, researching my own.
"I should eat more fiber"
"The hobbit has a strange piece of cover art, the boarders of it mainly"
"I wonder if I could get sued for releasing an embarrassing audio recording of one of my friends. Hmm."
"I don't recall eating corn"
What shitty ideas guys
"Here I sit, takin' a shit. Too tired to work, too poor to quit."
I'm too busy enjoying the sensation of crapping to think about stuff
School toilets are disgusting
"My turd points north?"
[QUOTE=theguy;26720606]"My turd points north?"[/QUOTE]
Mine always point North-East.
"Does she hate those around her because of her job, her social life, or the way the class treats her..."
"I sit here on the toilet. Huffin and Puffin, tryna shit out my egg Mcmuffin"
All i found in the toilet was a bloody green mess.
"Oh god it's coming out"
*bends over and watches shit fall from my anus*
Most of my good ideas come from when I'm in the shower, actually.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;26722023]"Oh god it's coming out"
*bends over and watches shit fall from my anus*[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
"Oh god it hurts so bad oh god it feels like im being anally penetrated by a horse"
probably boobs
"Take a deep breath, try to force it all out. Exhale, no longer have the urge to crap. Dammit."
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