Embarrassing Situations Version 8- Shopping incidents are not good.
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Considering the old thread is virtually dead I figured I would make a new one!
Allow me to start you off with one from the old thread which happened to me:
[QUOTE]I was once doing that thing where you push a cart just lift your feet go and go drifting.
I did that once when I was out of shape and the shopping cart flipped and landed on top of me.
So theres this fat fuck in the crisp aisle of morrisons with milk and eggs smashed around him floundering around.[/QUOTE]
I was finishing up work and one of my co-workers goes to fist bump me.
I high-fived instead. I killed myself right after he left because I knew I could never face him again.
The old one is dead, why would this one be active?
because it dropped off of the front page at some point and no one ended up looking any further to bump it
that's kind of why you make new threads!!!
Shit my pants in school, stole a pair of pants from the lost and found, the guy who owned them asked me why I stole his pants from his locker in the lockeroom... I literally just ran away.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;41567686]because it dropped off of the front page at some point and no one ended up looking any further to bump it
that's kind of why you make new threads!!![/QUOTE]
The new GD doesn't have bumping. The threads are pushed off the front page by new threads. Old threads can't be bumped back up.
I had diarrhea and shat myself while buying 7up and cheetos at Walgreens, the entire backside of my gym pants were stained with shit and the smell leaked and after that i had to sit in my dad's car with my shit stained pants which he washed after
The only thing embarassing that I can think of right now was when[sp]I went to hug a female friend of mine from behind and somehow accidentally grabbed her tits. She then turned around, smiled at me, and gave me a wink. What happened later on is, uh, for my own personal memories. :33[/sp]
I'll try to think of something else, but it's kind of hard when I take everything in my life funny. It helps with making life just a tad easier.
One time my friends found out I had eczema on my penis (once or twice in my entire teenage life). Now they refer to it as "Shaun's crusty cut dick" - which really isn't that accurate anyway.
I had my arm around this girl once when I was with my friends, and I got a boner... Yeah, that's not the worst of it my friends kept pointing it out too...
when I was in japan my mom's cousin introduced me to two women wearing kimonos. he kinda just grabbed my arm and started pulling me to somewhere, and introduced me as a musician.
I literally didn't know what to do. he asked me "how do they look" in english and all I could think of at the time was beautiful.
also he shoved me into a kid-train thing that went around the sapporo beer factory/and mall, and it went around the factory. buzzed japanese men pointed, and laughed at me.
then they took pictures.
Standing in a big ass line at an amusement park for this brand new water boat ride, and everyone was getting pissed off because some kid started crying because his boat stopped and the line had been held up for an extra 20 minutes.
My turn to finally get on, then I am told I look too heavy and need to be weighed, which took an extra 10 minutes. I am finally told (more like everyone receives an announcement) that I am too heavy to ride and then I have to navigate my way through the sea of hundreds of abyssal, debauched gazes, as if they wanted to plot a gruesome revenge because I made them wait...
my whole life
About six years ago I was walking home from work and as I was crossing the street I noticed a Live Action News Crew reporting something and I was in the background. When I turned and noticed the cameras pointing at me I accidentally tripped and hit my face on the asphalt and when I got up after a few seconds I was covered in blood.
When I got home I checked my answering machine and found I'd a message from someone laughing at me for looking like an idiot on live television. I don't know who it was or how they got my number but he or she wasn't the only person to point it out to me. It's been pointed out as recently as 5 years ago. :suicide:
I was cycling, and I got my chain and spokes caught in some overgrown stuff. It was really hard to untangle and I shouted 'Piss off!', not expecting anyone to be near. There were three people on the otherside of the hedge, all of them just stared at me as I cycled quickly away. Not really [I]that[/I] embarrassing, but still.
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