Why is it so hard to piss when you have an erection?
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also known as the morning wood megathread i guess
I don't fucking know.
Because your dick is hard and it's hard to bend it downwards? :derp:
Cause you have a lolbend.
It's not hard. It just flies into your roof.
because theres a built in valve between your dick and your bladder, preventing you from pissing into your nutsack
It's the valve that keeps you from pissing in the chick you're fucking.
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;17948933]Seriously. Why[/QUOTE]
Did you ever even fucking graduate high school?
It's so you don't think your gonna cum and piss instead.
prostate clenches the urethra shut
[QUOTE=TJCTakSUn;17952387]Did you ever even fucking graduate high school?
It's so you don't think your gonna cum and piss instead.[/QUOTE]
first off
not out of school yet
haven't done a biology class and never thought to google it cuz i was lazy
thought i'd ask people who'd know
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;17952539]first off
not out of school yet
haven't done a biology class and never thought to google it cuz i was lazy
thought i'd ask people who'd know[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna fucking rape you.
Why the rage above
Is this why you sometimes have to piss really badly after jerking it?
the real question is. Why do you try to piss when you have an erection? Does piss turn you on? Is that why?
[QUOTE=Ur-FkN-Mom;17952664]the real question is. Why do you try to piss when you have an erection? Does piss turn you on? Is that why?[/QUOTE]
Watersports ftw.
[QUOTE=Zareox7;17952365]It's the valve that keeps you from pissing in the chick you're fucking.[/QUOTE]
Some kid asked this question in health freshman year and my teacher said this exactly minus the word fucking and insert sex.
[QUOTE=Ur-FkN-Mom;17952664]the real question is. Why do you try to piss when you have an erection? Does piss turn you on? Is that why?[/QUOTE]
Morning wood, I would expect.
If we had urinals in our houses, we don't have to make piss go into roofs, or rip our fucking dick off to piss
[QUOTE=TJCTakSUn;17952553]I'm gonna fucking rape you.[/QUOTE]
i'll be waiting :3
science
[QUOTE=Takkun10;17952913]Some kid asked this question in health freshman year and my teacher said this exactly minus the word fucking and insert sex.[/QUOTE]
"It's the valve that keeps you from pissing in the chick you're sex."
???
It's not. Something's wrong with your dick.
I am not a man.
But this thread has been really informative. :v:
I now understand a little bit more about the male anatomy.
Thanks, FP.
[QUOTE=The golden;17953964]If your prostate clenched your urethra shut, it wouldn't be able to function because the prostate needs the urethra to contribute to semen. :downs:
The prostate is a gland, not a muscle. Your bladder has a sphincter muscle at the end of it that does the job.
You need to pay more attention in science class, this is basic shit.[/QUOTE]
atheist in a catholic school
maybe this is why i don't know that much about penises
[QUOTE=Pascall;17954015]I am not a man.
But this thread has been really informative. :v:
I now understand a little bit more about the male anatomy.
Thanks, FP.[/QUOTE]
n00dz?
[QUOTE=TJCTakSUn;17954042]n00dz?[/QUOTE]
lolno.
[QUOTE=Pascall;17954058]lolno.[/QUOTE]
lolplz?
[QUOTE=Kogitsune;17952933]Morning wood, I would expect.[/QUOTE]
Never gives me any trouble.
It's hard-er to pee with an erection, but it doesn't really give me that much trouble. I mean, I have to do it every morning. Instead of trying to push it down, i just step a little bit back from the toilet, and I lean diagonally supporting myself with my hands against the wall.
[QUOTE=cmanatlan;17954379]It's hard-er to pee with an erection, but it doesn't really give me that much trouble. I mean, I have to do it every morning. Instead of trying to push it down, i just step a little bit back from the toilet, and I lean diagonally supporting myself with my hands against the wall.[/QUOTE]
Yoga pissing?
[QUOTE=cmanatlan;17954379]It's hard-er to pee with an erection, but it doesn't really give me that much trouble. I mean, I have to do it every morning. Instead of trying to push it down, i just step a little bit back from the toilet, and I lean diagonally supporting myself with my hands against the wall.[/QUOTE]
or you could piss in the shower
or hold it in
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