As the title reads, post the summary you use on your steam page.
Mine:
[QUOTE]I do something special on Friday afternoons. The rest of the week I hang around with the gang, we ride our bikes on the pavement, set light to our pubes, steal, lie, break things, smoke fags down to the butt, draw nobs on models in SKY Magazine, punch people and sometimes we cruise into the McDrive-in of McDonalds and order a McSpunk shake, then we call them McCunts and McPetrol bomb the McFucking joint. But on Friday afternoon I go with my friend 'Gavin the fleabag! I never tell anyone where I am, sometimes I say I'm going to see my gynecologist, then no one probes me because something smells fishy. My special time with Gavin is spent pressing flowers, prancing, playing doctors and nurses, mending things, listening to 'The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway' by Genesis, crying, playing blow football and sometimes we go out to the back garden with no pants on and jump over the garden sprinkler. When I'm with my friends and I see Gavin, I blank him.[/QUOTE]
I heard that, bra-- Dem hooligans on liberty hill be just
gawkin' down with their golden grills and bling blong aplenty,
laughing at how the ping pong tables have turned!
Oh yeah, faux vinyl interiors of semi-affordable four
door sedans. Those catastrophically winks, enough room in the back for the whole family
and kitchen sink- Peas and baby sweet
corns with my garlic mashed potatoes-- Oh -- Another
chicken bone down the garbage disposal-- Isn't it annoying; mentally
incapacitated brothers in law with grapefruit utensils in hand--
A big old bushy beard is what I want later in life-- Aged just like a
fine wine after some time being subjected to many a crime--
Yo, yo, yo-- I got fifty five bunions on one toe alone-- The doctor's
declare me a medical anomaly-- I'm not sure how I managed it, but
somehow I swallowed a full golf club set in my sleep-- Perhaps it's
time to stop taking nappy poo's amidst sand pits!
If you are reading this,Billy Mays will shit on your nose.
There is more but it's pointless.
L4d, tf2,and counter strike are my main games.
God damn I am boring
ROBOTIC ZOMBIES OF DOOM
Look at my steam avatar.
Video games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
Get out.
That's about it.
'I'm bored. Tell me a story.'
Still no stories. :frown:
[quote]SOME say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
-Robert Frost
If you contact me and I don't respond, somebody else is on my computer. I will be back on later.
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Some poetry from when I didn't hate poets. I should update it.
uh why are you looking at my steam profile
[quote]headline: please stop trying to pronounce my name
summary: I suppose it's time I wrote an actual summary instead of "no information given" backwards.
what? you thought I was actually going to?
alright fine. I spend most of my time mapping or playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R., tf2, l4d2, gta4, various mods, and occaisonally cs:s, and I'm in the process of teaching myself C++. not doing too well.[/quote]
yes, It's not great, but like I said, it's better than "nevig noitamrofni on"
[quote]What's the point of having balls if nobody sees them?
Emo Guy
Jacksonville, Florida, United States
I love HOT TOPIC!
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Mine is for a joke to see how many people ask who I am.
My steam name right now is: Discombobulated Melancholy
Gman will kill you in your sleep.
[quote]WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYiNG YUKI
Ps360
Jacksonville, Florida, United States
I HOPE IT ISNT THAT HENTAI GAME AGAIN
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i set my summarys pretty much around my steam avatar at the moment
You are now manually blinking.
You are now manually breathing.
[quote]Why did god create the seemingly infinite universe when we're his special creations?
Thinks about it, it took him 7 days to create earth. You can put about 1,000,000 earths in the sun which is a small star. The largest known star in the universe, Canis Majoris VY can contain 5,832,000,000 suns.
Now god used the 5th and 6th day to create life and starts don't have life so lest assume 4 days; a quick calculation shows that would mean it would take god 4,000,000 days to create the sun and therefor 23,328,000,000,000,000 days to create Canis Majoris, or 63,912,328,767,123 years.
And thats only our sun and one other star. There are billions of stars out there which may not have their own solarsystem of planets. If you add all that up, it must have taken "God" quadrillions of years to create the universe.
Now why would he spend all that time creating the universe just so at the end he could say, hmm now I'll create a planet, and create some life I can toy with.
Lets assume you are a god and you want something to worship you, so you get a hamster. You buy a little cage for the hamster to live in, and you don't fill your entire house with 400 hamstercages just for one hamster that will never leave his one cage.
So why would god do that? Why couldn't he just create Earth, the sun, the moon and some black stuff around it and be done with it.
Possible reasons:
-1: Most logical, he doesn't exsist.
-2: God did create everything but he has many other planets with people who worship him and we're not special to him at all.[/quote]
Because.
[quote]Shut up woman and get on my horse.[/quote]
I'm serious.
[quote]It hurts too much to stand by
you've got to stop and draw a line
Everyone here has to choose a side tonight
the moment of truth is haunting you
Don't forget your family
regardless what you choose to do
You can't decide
and they're all screaming "why won't you?"
I'll start the engine but I can't take this ride for you
I'll draw your bath and I'll load your gun
But I hope so bad that you're bathe and hunt[/quote]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yeNzL7rTU[/media]
Starts at 2:15.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mow;18748382]You are now manually blinking.
You are now manually breathing.[/QUOTE]
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Also, my steam page says nothing because I have nothing to say :frown:
I am the reincarnation of Franz Liszt, be afraid of my awesome piano skills.
Everyone in this thread is now manually yawning.
I am the milkman; my milk is delicous!
Do eet for teh lulz.
"..."
Furries are weird.
[QUOTE=JolKally;18748777]Furries are weird.[/QUOTE]
:crying:
here is my steam summary... [code]test test test[/code]
No information given.
[QUOTE=Saza;18748759]I am the milkman; my milk is delicous![/QUOTE]
Those bermuda triangle sharks ... IN CONJUNCTION WITH ...
[QUOTE=Kert97;18747583]Video games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.[/QUOTE]
How very original.
PUT DISPENSER HERE.
<- I can prove it if you click that
Let me introduce myself.
I'm a social disease.
I've come for your wealth leave you on your knees.
No time for feeling sorry, I got here on my own.
I wont ask for mercy, I choose to walk alone.
Fear and the Fugitive mind by Megadeth lyrics.
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